Daily Escort Thread

>>36628736
How hard is to put on that?
If feels like it would get entangled in my limbs when I tried putting it.

As a 22 year old virgin, the thought of this has dawned on me many times and the temptation has gotten stronger over time.

I would like to visit one but the idea of actually doing it makes me feel like I've truly failed.

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Called pic related this week, 160 bare back and we fooled around in my car
Thinking about calling her again, she gives amazing head and swallows

>>36628736
Havent had sex in four years. Should I go for it?

>>36628851
How can she bareback??

Does she not worry about the herp? Don't you?

>>36628854
I'd say so. It might help you out.

>>36628736
Lol i would have jacked it by monday noon. How do people actually manage doing nofap especially while browsing for hookers?

>>36628871
Isnt aids the only you have to worry about? Herp doesnt kill you does it?

>>36628871
I was caught up in the moment and it's hard to think about a condom when a girl is sucking your dick and then jumps right on top of it and only says dont cum in me
Afterwards yeah I was worried about stds but she really knows how to milk a cock, sucking and swirling her tongue around the head while her hand squeezes and pumps my shaft and she just wouldnt stop even after I came
I just need to let logic hold on for a minute before horniness takes over if I see her again

>>36628943
>its okay to have diseases if they dont kill you meme

>>36628851
>bare back
I think it's pretty risky for someone doing natural bjs as part of their service but full on sex without a condom?

>>36628943
I do not want a life-long affliction of pustules and scabs on my dick, and I will never touch a woman who has herpes or any other STD.

>>36628851
Dayum I'm jelly bro.
The local BBFS'ers are def 2/10s.
Did you hit the jackpot on BP? How did you find her?

>>36628821
Honestly I toyed with the idea off and on for a few years. Definitely worth it. Don't feel like a virgin anymore.

>>36628919
Its a strategy to make the experience better. You ever forget to fap for a few days then have a monster orgasm?
Or some new really good hentai comes out? God I swear I jacked it like 4 times to ep1 of Koutetsu no Majo Annerose the day I found it.

>>36628974
That makes total sense. Being a virgin sounds way worse than having some stupid non-threatening disease

>>36628790
You probably bunch it all up first, it's still gonna be a bitch though.

>>36628987
>Its a strategy to make the experience better. You ever forget to fap for a few days then have a monster orgasm?
I know what you mean. I just dont have any self discipline.

>>36628964
Tbh I probably would do the same. That's a rare gem in this life to fuck a woman rawdog. I would have cum in her too.

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>>36628987
>You ever forget to fap

>>36628987
>How did you find her?
Backpage, her ad was a sob story about how her mom died and she needs to take care of her siblings
Checked her number and she had a review on TER saying she was good so I figured why not, she seems to be new to this whether her story is true or not and meeting her was definitely different than other providers I've seen so it seems like I did get lucky as long as I didn't catch anything, I plan to get tested this weekend

>>36629034
>have cum in her
I definitely thought about it, decided her mouth would be better since she agreed to it before hand and like I said I want to see her again

>>36629005
You do realise some STDs can't be cured?

>>36628974
>>36629005
You mean most of the diseases that are fixed with simple antibiotics?

>>36629054
My problem is, I just don't get anything out of CFS. I only contact girls who I know do CIM from reviews... and word gets out quick if a girl rawdogs.

Since BP is a CBJ minefield I never bother looking. Guess I better take a crack at it.

>>36629101
Not him but I'd honestly have killed myself years ago if I leveled up to Wizard.

>>36629052
Yeah, well, like, sometimes I play a game for 16 hours straight then sleep, lose a whole day. My usual cycle is like every 24 hours.

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Banged this super milf a bunch last year. She was the best. She's fit from being a yoga instructor, gave the best head and loved cum. After a while she let me record and nut inside her

>>36629150
I don't post any reviews and she hasn't posted frequently so I'm hoping to keep her kind of secret as crazy at that sounds
I just wish I could talk the girls at the asian massage parlor I go to sometimes into blowing me

>>36629222
>tfw one escort you desperately want to take your virginity is $2800 for two hours

We need to go back to a bartering system instead of just "gib monies pls".

>>36629256
Post her link

>>36629222
Nice trips bro.
I have a habit of seeing traveling girls mostly. Never built up enough rep with the locals to ride that sweet creampie slide.

>>36629252
Yeah I dig. Locally (Texas), word gets around FAST that girls go bareback. There are teams of Johns analyzing every goddamn word in a post to see if it hints of bareback.

One new girl made *one* post, people figured out she went raw (and CIP) and she got non-stop reviews for months. Never posted a second time.

Anyway I also want to get in on that sweet AMP action. I don't have the confidence... and I'm a bit creeped out by trafficked girls.

>>36629256
>Pornstar rates
Don't do this your first time bro. The pressure will be too high. Find girls in an affordable range. Figure out what you like, what gets you off.
*Then* go for the pornstar and check it off your bucket list.

If you live in a big city, I guarantee you there will always be fresh faces and tight bodies. Also, once you start banging, you'll find that being a 10/10 isn't a very relevant quality for who you like to fuck.

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>>36629222
Kitchen sex

>>36629256
>2800 for two hours
Which porn star is it

>>36629342
>Black hand
You are incredibly lucky not only to get a woman, but to let you cum inside her.

>>36629342
>That hand
Dayum bro you're playing Johnfag on hardmode.

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>>36629386
Considering what she looked like in her pics, I was very surprised when she told me she loves black dick in her ass

I need some info. How do I do this shit in the safest way possible? I am still young, only 18, but I want to lose my virginity before I go to college. I need to be at least 90% sure that I didn't get an std from some whore, and I can't spend more than 200$ so I am limited to somewhat cheap whores. I don't care about blowjobs or anything, I just want to enter my penor into a woman before I get on campus, and my time is running out. Please share all tips with me.

I can guarantee you he's talking about Liara Roux. Her rates are about the same if you fly her to you personally.

>>36628851
>Barebacking a whore
>that whore
>for $160
JUST

>>36629555
>Liara Roux
Just looked her up, doesn't look worth the price unless you can cream pie all her holes

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>>36629439
Very nice bro. Don't find many girls who fetishise my LWC.

>>36629534
Wear a condom and you'll be fine. Non-crackheads are cleaner than bar skanks anyway. Remember that their usual clients are middle aged affluent white men, not Chad.

I recommend going nofap for awhile beforehand. You'll (probably) be feeling a ton of performance anxiety. Honestly I visited 2-3 girls before I even came.

As always I recommend joining a review site and doing your research. Everyone will fuck you CFS, but I get nothing out of condoms...

Also, consider telling the girl you're a V. They see old men with ED all the time and can probably get you hard in ways you didn't think of.

Got a city/state bro?

>>36629555
Nice trips.
>Emma Watson lookalike kinda

>>36629616
Agreed. Would bang if cream-everywhere was a sure thing.
Honestly I generally prefer a more trashy lady to guzzle cum outta my dick.

>>36629642
Got any crazy stories to tell?

>>36629555
Nice trips, also damn she's cute as fuck, pricey though.

>>36629642
cool thanks man.
>got a city/state bro?
I have friends that browse here so I don't want to say too much but central texas.

One more thing. Will most whores kiss me on the mouth? I've never had my first kiss and I feel like I should do that before I lose my virginity.

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>>36629742
Hmm I'm sure I've got one or two. I was just thinking its about story time. Anyway, something more tame first.

>Be a few years back, pic related comes into town
>Being a CIM connoisseur I ask her if its on the menu
>Lady tells me yes so I book
>Arrive on the scene
>Not quite as good as the pics but still satisfactory
>TV is on
>Start foreplay
>TV still on
>Ask to turn off TV
>She won't turn it off. Wants it to drown out sex noises
>Grudgingly accept it since I really want to dump some cum in her mouth
>She asks me if I like 69
>Not really, but I say yes because I'm a chump
>Her vag looks fine but its got a musk to it
>This does not expand dong
>Getting closer to cumming so she flips around
>Tell her its time to CIM
>She says she doesn't do that
>sadface.jpg
>She jerks me off
>Gets a wicked smile when I cum. Kinda a turn on

>tfw decent escorts are $450+ and only do outcalls
>have to spend $200+ on a room somewhere in the city which I'll be alone in after the session

Are brothel girls good? You can't ever tell what they're like because they have no photos

>tfw want to go to thailand and fuck all the ladies and tgirls in fishnets

Why do you have to be so far away thailand?

How much would a clean escort charge to let me worship her feet for 45 minutes?

I know escorts can be picky about who they fuck, so will they take a former drug addict with ruined teeth whose a virgin?

>>36629897
Just go to New York that's where they all immigrate to and the college age ones are ridiculous super sluts. My friend rounded up 4 of them his first year of college. A lot of them still have traditional views though and they'll deliberately try to get pregnant with you.

>>36629799
Haha you an Austinfag? Boy did you hit the jackpot. IMO Texas is hooker capital of the US.

Hope you live in Dallas or Houston because DAYUM do they got talent there.

Anyway, yes. You can expect that any escort you meet will do kissing, groping, and fuck/suck you with a condom.

The real secret sauce is where you get to cum and where you get to go bare.

>>36630026
Yeah as long as your mouth doesn't taste gross and your breath is ok.

Have you ever worked retail or customer service? You never dread the customer who politely pays for their shit without complaint. You dread the customers who are gross, raving cunts.

Similarly, if the girl closes her eyes, she will have no trouble servicing you- so long as you don't taste or smell bad.

>>36628851
thats a man anon

unsurprisingly unoriginal

>>36629799
>Will most whores kiss me on the mouth?
Not OP but the guy that got the bareback recently, I would say 99% or girls won't, even the girl that was OK with no condom still said no kissing, the only one I've ever had that did kissing was some asian that barely spoke english and just did it without me asking, I'm pretty sure she was just trying to get me off as fast as possible

>>36629342
post more vids

>>36630185
How do I know if my breath is ok?

>>36630025
Well, its not like you're going to catch an STD from feet. Honestly, as long as your request doesn't involve pain, shit/piss, or the risk of STDs/pregnancy, chances are you'll get it 99% of the time.
Anyway, my experience is that most escorts who have their shit together are about $200-$300/hr.

>>36630254
I guess my experience was different since I don't do BP. I have noticed BP girls keep a really tight menu.

>>36630283
I've heard licking the back of your hand and smelling it after awhile. Dunno if this works.

I always take a shower, brush my teeth (and tongue) and mouthwash before a session. For one, I'm actually super considerate IRL. But perhaps more importantly, being a retail wagecuck before, I realize good customers get better service.

>>36629342
This board has made me laugh at black hands, One of my favorite memes (not in a spiteful racist way)

>>36630025
Standard rates probably. You'd might have to negotiate if all you're doing is touch her feet with your hands and nothing else.

>>36630337
>BP girls keep a really tight menu.
Pretty much, my area doesn't exactly have a lot of higher end escorts though, new mexico sucks

>>36628821
Do it and get it out of your system. Virginity provides you nothing but anxiety and puts pussy on a pedestal.

>>36630283
>>36630337
Pinch your cheeks and pull them out, do it a couple times while breathing. If you don't smell anything then you don't have bad breathe.

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>>36629742
Anyway, next story.
>Be a few years back
>Pic related comes into town
>She was like 80 pounds heavier back then
>Set up an outcall for 2 hours ($500 total, god that was a mistake)
>She is super late driving into town
>My apartment gate sucks so I have to walk out front to let her car in
>Sweating balls now because its Texas in the summer
>Get back to my place, we sit down kinda like porn interviews
>This is the first time I worked up the nerve to confess my real fetish
>Tell her I want to CIM... then snowball
>Easy half chub just from telling her about it
>She is down. Fucks off to the bathroom to do makeup for like 20min though
>She gets out, I'm naked on the bed at full mast
>She is kinda surprised but in a funny way
>She gets on top to start the BJ
>She is really heavy
>Bust in there
>Get my seed back
>Still got like an hour left
>Suggest we try shower play
>It sucks, she won't get close to water (to not lose any makeup)
>Suggest we CFS
>It sucks, baby completely wrecked it on the way out
>Tell her straight up I'm not getting anything out of this
>She basically starts texting other Johns at that point
>We start drinking
>Pass the time with chitchat
>She leaves, forgets her large sweet tea from McD's
>Fuck yeah free sweet tea

>>36630463
>Fuck yeah free sweet tea
Spoken like a true southern boy

Who should I bang tonight:
http://honolulu.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage

>fap to porn
>eat my cum
>CIM for free

>>36630375
I feel you bro. Used to live in ABQ myself. Back then I knew I wanted to bang some hookers, but the selection was trash.

I check in once in awhile... some good traveling girls stopping by on their way to bigger things, but its never a destination.

>>36630670
Oh hey, you're probably the bro from yesterday's thread.
I'm jelly of the large selection of qt asian waifus you got.
Anyway, CTRL + F and search "yuna @ happiness." Christ she turns me on.

>>36630698
I always chicken out when I'm alone. Also its a major turn on to have it "forced" on me. Tfw cuck tier fetish :(

>>36630670
>Honolulu

Holy fuck anon. You're a long way from everyone.

http://honolulu.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/your-1-sexxy-exxxotic-asian-hottie-naomi-happiness/6847083

>CIM for free

Counting stacks

On average, do escorts allow spanking? I have a huge spanking fetish and would love to smack a whore's ass until it's red.

I assume if they do it would be an additional fee.

>>36630670
So is Backpage legit. Do massage places do sex stuff?

>>36630754
Yes I am

Been with Yuna a few times. She is a freak, gives an exceptional Nuru massage. Happiness is one of the better AMP's here.

>>36630762

Yup, I'm stuck on an island 3000 miles away from anything. Luckily plenty of whores to keep me entertained. Haven't tried Naomi, she might be the one tonight.

>>36630830

Backpage is legit in Honolulu at least, I wouldn't trust it anywhere else (because I don't have experience elsewhere, but its probably fine). Everyone, including cops, knows what goes on at these places here. They just sort of look the other way.

Yes plenty of sexual stuff, usually the massage lasts 5 minutes. You start with a table shower, and usually a BBBJ preview. Then back to the room for a quick massage. Then they ask you to turn over and start sucking on JR. Then on with the cover and away you go!

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i saw that my favorite blacked girl escorts

too bad i dont live in LA

>>36630893
Bbbj preview? Why are all these ads so strange?

>>36630937
Bare Back Blow Job

Strange?

>>36630981
All these weird emoticons and hearts in a row

>>36631037

I have no idea. I guess they think people notice them more? However when they all do it, it becomes a mess of a page instead.

I think one started doing it a few years ago and know they all fucking do it.

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>>36630830
Well, legit in the sense that 95% of the posters will actually fuck you and you'll only get mugged by Tyrone 5% of the time.

>>36630906
Very nice. What does she charge?
Also, what's off the menu? Seems Pornstars get conservative as fuck when they go into the private sector.

That reminds me of a semi-recent event:
>Girl resurrects her review board login after some number of years
>Posts an ad that features the cover to a porn she just did
>Gets some buzz due to her huge rack
>A few lurkers from the depths suggest she is batshit crazy but is known for going raw
>At this point I wanted CIP really bad
>I send her a PM trying to deduce if this is true
>Never hear back from her (Pro tip: if you're texting an airhead and aren't offering money right now, expect to be ignored)
>She never posts another ad
>Realize I've missed probably the most optimal CIP opportunity given my preferences, price range, and availability of payoff (e.g. not having to be a regular and hope its offered weeks later)
>Convince myself she probably doesn't CIP anyway, they never do
>Few weeks pass, completely forget about her
>Literally shows up on Gangbang Creampies
>tfw it turns out I really did miss a great opportunity

>>36629342

Kys you fucking nigger.

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