/britfeel/

>>36797307
needs a bit of cleaning up lad, upload the project file somewhere and I'll neaten it up for you

How do I get over my fear of going to the doctors? I'm worried I'll go to get checked out and told I have cancer or something. I'd rather just die one day than live knowing my death was soon impending

>>36797411
I don't go to the doctors as I don't want to get shipmanned

>>36797388
I did it all in ms paint.

>>36797307
LOVE IT

do want~!!

>>36797411
get as many referrals as poss just to be sure

>>36797468
why the fuck would you do it in mspaint

>>36797307
>the size of that van

is that for small folks or is it a toy?
maybe it's for the pigeon to drive down to the beach for the weekend?

>>36797541
its a 3 wheel car, not a van.

>>36797568
it has a rear storage space not designed for seating occupants. its a van

bet cilla's pubes were a real treat for the eyes

what are you listening to lads?
in honour of our PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFmsgHfuXpA

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>don't wank for 5 days
>wanked 3 times since waking up at 4pm today

life finds a way

>>36797596
its a 3 wheeled van. look at the front, it only has one wheel

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Milk Cat 32

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>>36797307
I an arter

im 23, girl has just told me i look about 16.

why even bother

>>36797616
old school garage circa 1998-2002

>>36797639
where did I say it wasnt a 3-wheeled van?

>>36797526
Read the filename.

Also I'm shit at this kind of thing but I had the idea of adding "normies r" to an ee sign and had to get it out of my head.

>>36797626
This one looks a bit young lad

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>>36797651
GTFO of here with your disgusting hetero slag

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>>36797675
>hetero
>Sophie
Choose only one of these things

Who /zhongguo ren/ here?

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morning lads, have a feeling today is gonna be a good one

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>>36797669
She's 21 lad I swear

>>36797661
its alright lad, mistakes happen. dont beat yourself up about it.

People said I have the mind of an old man in a young persons body. The fuck does this mean.

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>>36797697
Keep telling yourself that you dirty straight pervert

>>36797732
You're a boring bastard

Sorry to say

>>36797669
>I only date women with wrinkles

>>36797732
means autism confirmed m8

>>36797732
You're boring to be around

lads why are we still here

>>36797744
Kek, I bet you went out of your way to save these for me.

Went to pick up some take away from the local kebab joint. Turkish guy starts talking to me, tells me he's going back to Turkey soon.

Why?

I don't like it here.

Of course you don't you live in the middle of nowhere and most of your customers are from a council estate.

I just realised average UK is a shit hole. Every city is infected with immigrants that don't want to integrate, and the rest is either middle class suburbs or borderline poverty.

The only places with some character are Bristol and London, but only in some areas.

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*blocks your soveignty*

>>36797711
Stretching the definition of "morning" to its absolute limits there lad.

What makes you think it's going to be a good one?

>>36797732
early onset dementia

>>36797783
Because I can't even kill myself properly.

what am i meant to do lads when women think i look about 16?

https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2479929

for the anon who asked for it
(me. it was me. i asked for it)

>>36797785
ngl I struggled to find a second straight on in my folder

>>36797807
act ur age maybe??

>>36797783
Just to suffer?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xc0EzLc7NZg

>>36797807
Date 15 year olds

>>36797807
date 16 year old girls

>>36797817
>Marker in my city
>Can't remember if it's me or not
fug

>>36797807
Target MILFs who want to shag a young lad

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>>36797783
this post gave me a sad

>>36797825
physically lad not mentally

>>36797827
illegal

>>36797836
they are too immature, would feel weird, and i dont meet any 16 year old girls.

>>36797863
i'm not asking you to baby sit them just fuck them

>>36797853
you feel to don't you?

>>36797845
where do they exist? ive pulled a few older women but they said i looked too young for them

>>36797754
>>36797782
Fair enough

>>36797770
I could get the NEETbux then so I wish

>>36797797
How longs the life expectancy on this?

>>36797863
Is it actually illegal to date 15 year olds if you don't do anything funny?

Lads, when you ask a girl out who you've been friends with for a bit how do you make it abundantly clear that you're asking them out on a date and not as friends?

>>36797894
Yes, it counts as grooming.

>>36797883
All older women want to shag young lads. It's a thing, they just deny it to keep up appearences

>>36797898
kek ur screwed el laddo

>>36797898
"Fancy a drink, then a shag?"

>>36797913
Bit rude mate

Testing laddies

>>36797885
You could survive for decades with your mind slowly decaying and you wouldn't even realise it.

>>36797863
physically act ur age, u can dress better, act in a certain way etc will make u appear older, faget.

>>36797792
*Tommy Mair's you*

>>36797914
Seems a bit too obvious

>>36797898
Do you fancy going for dinner sometime? Just the two of us.

She'll understand.

i think im in love with lady maria

>>36797898
say, wanna fuck?

>>36797925
i dress well and i lift. tbf, if im just doing something casual, im not going to walk around in smart shit

cant really change how my face looks

>>36797936
This is essentially what I was going to say, was hoping that would be enough to make things clear, cheers.

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>>36797875
I feel you, anon.
I feel you.
I have been muted for 2 seconds, because my comment was not original.

>>36797923
Thats a shit one then isnt it.

Its that time of the Friday when id be getting ready to go for pints with my only friend since childhood, but now hes moved away, he moved away 5 weeks ago and i still feel like i should be getting ready or making some kind of effort to be seen in public on Friday nights, feelsbadmad

>>36797960
Muted for 2 seconds? Lucky bastard, I get muted for at least a minute 8 seconds these days. Not joking but I've started getting paranoid in real life when saying one liners in case its unoriginal

>>36797977
Get out there and meet some new people :^)

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>>36797960
>tfw the episode didn't used to affect me
>now I can't watch it without feeling miserable

Wonder what it's like shagging a 16 year old

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>have to submit some paperwork that someone in my group did
>instead of sending me the .pdf they send screenshots of the .pdf to me in a word document

>>36797796
it was tongue in cheek

>>36797894
t. adam johnson

>>36797985
>tfw I get muted for thirty seconds at a time

>>36797960
normies lead us to hell...but we're going even deeper

>>36797986

dont have the balls to go anywhere on my own dessy, im socially awkward as fuck anywhere but i definitely would be in a pub, also im already half drunk from drinking at home so im probably just gonna stay comfy here but thanks for the advice anon, appreciate

>>36798007
h0wling lad

cannot stand it when plonks do this

>>36798015
>tfw 4chan pass user so I don't get muted

>>36798039
>tfw 4chan pass user but I still get muted

>>36798000
probably amazing

would feel dodgy after it though

>>36797845
This. I am 20 but still look 16. One of my mum's friends I think wants to fuck me. I don't know how I will execute that however

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has anyone seen the state of /bant/?
absolute shite. glad we didnt migrate, eh Deidre?

>>36798000
I imagine the awkwardness would make it even better

>>36798007
First time i smile in 3 weeks

>>36798057
just be available and accessible
she'll do the rest

>>36797944
This will work: confirmed

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>>36798058
>they're both australians
really gets the ol' brainbox up and running

>>36797901
>>36798057
you lads are right. my college teacher wanted to fuck me

need to meet more milfs

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>>36798058
It has to do almost nothing to beat the current state of /b/

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Evening lads. Weekend off, which is a rarity, but moved to new city a few months ago, know no one outside of work, on internet/vidya all weekend then probs lol

pic related, metaphor for self inflicted imprisonment

>27
>can't cook rice or pasta

>>36798068
"ooo you're much bigger than all the lads at school".

MS ANON, ARE YOU STILL HERE?

Basically my career is dealing with cases like yours and I would really like to help you :)

>>36798121
boiling non instant rice is a pain in the ass

>>36798125
In my mind it's her first time and you're her chaperone guiding her through.
Maybe the fat lonely girl that gets picked on so she's totally stoked that you want to spend time with her.

>>36798151
I just can't be fucked to stand there for 10 minutes constantly taking nibbles to see if it's ready

On my way to ruin my evening by being social. Also was looking to see what bus I have to get on the board then it went past me as I turned around.

>>36798159
This is meant to be rapey not feely, stop making me feel sad lad.

>>36798183
I feel sad too, I really missed out at school.

>>36798075
I'm going home for the summer so that will be the time to do it.

My mum says how she is always saying that she finds young guys really cute. She even described me as being 'yummy'.

>>36798096
>tfw sophie will never lift me up like that
Fucking end me.

>>36798171
then do it every 20 minutes geez you dont have to stand there, put the telly on or read a book kee-rist

>>36798215
No because then it's just mush, there's a very precise time to take it off the heat but you need to be there for it.

>>36798110
Step 1: Join a gang
Step 2: Get Shot
Step 3: Die

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>>36798207
>tall
>funny
>dates a washed up manlet two inches smaller than her
>befriended a young woman with severe facial deforminties
>pic related
>has called out reverse racism on twitter

I want a sophie gf now

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Iceland-Greggs Steak Bakes and chips for dinner lads

>>36798121
>>36798151
just dump it in and come back x minutes later surely

yeah what
>>36798215
said

Is it a good idea to have a discord?
I personally don't think so, but I saw some other anon mentioning starting one, and fuck if there'll be competition, because whats the point, eh?

discordDOTgg/dvEkcPG

>>36798261
>Iceland-Greggs
they're married? good for them

>Bunch of incriminating emails just dumped that show Macron in a bad light
>Reports France has blocked 4chan

Happening

oh ffs lad. i have just found out that the girl i have been talking to has a kid. she is only 18.

i fucking give up

>>36798260
who is this gonad goblin?

>>36798274
discords are a cancer and entirely defeat the point of this place. Real robots hate discord.

>>36798096
>tfw sophie will never pick you up like that and peg you

>>36798308
>have sex with the kid as well
(assuming they're legal and consenting of course)

>>36798121
Unless you are missing limbs or a basic conception of time you really need to step it up.

>>36798271
nah lad, you have to rinse it first, then if you do it for a minute too long its a mess, then after that you've to rinse it again will hot water

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>>36798312
She stars as smeagol in the hit movie 'The Lord of the Rings'

>>36798318
We can only dream lad.

>>36798303
Le Pen is nowhere near as funny as trump.

>>36798314
did you not read what I said?
I personally don't like discords either, but if folks want to chat or whatever, then feel free

>>36798303
Link to read about what the emails may contain?

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>>36798347
denial is not just a river in egypt

>>36798347

tfw in love with Maisie Williams and you're hurting my feelings on the internet

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>>36798400
I'm in love too
tfw maisie will never hurt your feelings
>>36798390
kek

who /fidgetspinner/ here

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>>36798432
She can post all the photos with her mates you want

But the cock is where she wants to be

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Why don't we have this in the UK?

you seen that movie where she shags her brother, lad

had a cheeky wank to that

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>>36798462
>that argument
>posts photo of male (female)

>>36798471
What? Tell me more lad, I must know.

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>>36798489
case closed

>>36798484
>The Falling.webm: File too large (file: 2.75 MB, max: 2 MB).

?

>>36798471
Because you can't spend all your bennies on pretend girlfriends.

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who is this ravishing stunner?

>>36798511
>File too large
post it somewhere else lad, I feel like cracking one off now

>>36798516
>>36798511
>>36798489

Can you stop spamming her pics. You are making this thread pretty uncomfy.

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she is absolutely gorgeous i tell yer what

>>36798121
Lad just bring the water to a boil, add some salt, throw the pasta in for 8-10 minutes, still on high then drain. Should be slightly firm. Keep a little bit if the pasta water to add to the sauce you're making

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>>36798516
Patrick stewart?
>>36798536
>not an 80 year old woman
>jovial debate
This is the last thing to complain about
>>36798511
delete this

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>>36798532
Only because you asked so nicely

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1494015088641.webm

lads KNOCK IT OFF

can't you see you're upsetting >>36798536?

Watching Impact Wrestling on Spike

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>>36797307
White girls getting blacked this weekend edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>36798575
I don't want Cilla spammed either. I just want to talk about baked pastries.

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>>36798577
kek at the mum that comes in at the end, I've only ever watched clips of the lewd part
>>36798581
Alright, I'll stop then

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36798591
Just reminding (you)

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>>36798594
roast beef > crumbling pastries

>>36798577
phwoar lad

proper randy now

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How come the /britfeel/ image doesn't include a Greggs?

>>36798639
britfeel does not support paedophilia

>>36798662
You let that ruin your enjoyment of a piping hot steak bake?

>>36798639
who is this greggs you speak of and why should he be allowed in the image?

>>36798694
well tbf, i don't eat food intended for the lowly orders anyway

feeling very low tonight

feel like despite trying to have a positive attitude and trying to improve my situation this past week, absolutely nothing has changed and I'm still just as lonely and penniless as before.

I feel like my life is practically over at 24 desu, everything remotely good happened already and there is literally nothing good to look forward to

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best flavour imo better than greggs desu

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I love clickhole lads

http://www.clickhole.com/article/5-tragedies-weirdly-predicted-adam-sandler-783?

>>36798639
How do you feel about the weeb slice? Personally I reckon the cheese and onion and the bean and sausage are the ones to watch.

>>36798721
That's sad lad, I started considering suicide again for the first time since 17. What did you try?

>>36798662
Context? Is Greggs pedof?

>>36798747
bean and sausage is goat tier.

but the ratio of filling to pastry is frankly appalling.
there's like 20 beans in the whole thing.

>>36798694
Greggs ruined my enjoyment by giving a piping hot steak bake to kiddies

>>36798763
Anon has dementia and thinks subway = greggs

>>36798780
Piping hot steak bake on an industrial scale.

>>36798763
aye, your man was done for diddling lads, lad

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>>36798788
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/mar/30/son-of-greggs-founder-jailed-for-more-than-13-years-for-child-sex-abuse

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RIDE THE WAVE LADS

>>36798824
>>36798728
go away please you annoying poop

I give sin city 2 a 4/10
it wasn't awful

>>36798818
>''This was sophisticated predatory behaviour, you are a sophisticated predatory paedophile.''

This is my new mantra lads. Gonna repeat it to myself every day while looking in the mirror

Just came back from a hangout where a girl I'm crushing on was. I spaghetti'd hard but so did she and I think it was the good kind of spaghetti

I might have finally gotten my big break lads, I might ascend to normiedom.. I'm scared

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Love that 'nother room music sound lads. You know like when you're at a shitty party and you step out into the kitchen or the garden with a beer to get away from it, but you can still hear the muffled music and crowd voices without having to be part of it

>>36798818
>Colin Gregg, 75, was sentenced at Newcastle crown court having been convicted of nine counts of indecent assault on four boys over a period of decades.

Is that it? Thought it was going to be hundreds of weeans over decades in the largest organised child sex trafficking ring ever discovered in this country with links and ties to parliament and banking institutions with highly ritualised ceremonies where they dismember sacrifice and eat the little kids before and after raping them

>>36798876
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HG_In6RtdP4

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>>36798829
n-no...

okay, s-sorry

>>36798892
you play too many video games son, i think we should ban grand theft auto

Need to sleep

Can't stay up over 14 hours

>>36798899
>what is this
>why is she speaking like that
>so artificial
>she's treating me like a baby
>what is she doing with her hands
>innuendo
>...
>*fap fap fap*

>>36798853
It's the motto to go on the /britfeel/ coat of arms. We just need it translating into latin.

>>36798871
She taking it from a goodfella right now tbqh

>>36798933
I can't even watch these, it's too depressing being at uni and missing out on all of these basic developmental goals.

>>36798899
These videos are creepy as fuck. I also find them more amusing than whatever they are meant to come across as.

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If you aren't a true Brit. Please leave.

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>>36798899
She reminds me a lot of a girl I used to work with that I fancied.

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>>36798965
It is not porn and it's not comedy

ASMR is serious business

>>36798899
Don't remind me I'm human please anon

you guys played this yet? why not?
Its british made and brilliant. PLAY IT NAO FOR FREE (its only half an hour long)

https://jackspinoza.itch.io/sluggish-morss-a-delicate-

lads ever do a poo with your feet up on a stool? try it sometime, it's a real classy dump

>>36799008

incase any of you lads didnt know, dont bother going here

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>>36799008
ignore this, this is the newer (fancy) version
that version works too but its more retro

this is the new version. pic related
https://jackspinoza.itch.io/sluggish-morss

>>36796193

Who here /unironically waiting for the beta uprising/ ?

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>>36799053
its art. ART YOU NEANDERTHAL LUDDITE INFIDEL

>>36798238
Thanks man, great advice.

>>36798849
That's sad to hear, was saving that movie and looking forward to it

>>36799086

dont believe him, he keeps spamming .io links on a few different boards, avoid pals

>>36799024
Not gonna lie lad sounds a bit fishy to me. You sure you surname and given name aren't both Vishnu?

So fed up desu lads. The worst part of being autistic or whatever it is I am is that I occasionally have moments of normality where I'm reminded what is i'm missing out on. Feels like I'm living life through a glass pane, really don't have the energy to continue much longer

>>36799107
link to these supposed posts, you fucking cunt

its a legit platform you muppet

http://www.pcmag.com/review/343761/itch-io

can't get her off my mind
resolve's ran out lads
gonna go to sleep and hope I never wake up

I am not British, I am American.
I like GB and it's one of the few places I'd live besides where I do now (New York)
I think you guys are cool, but I couldn't give less of a fuck if I'm being honest

MORE SOPHIE TURNER!

>>36799134

avoid the trojan pals, cant do anymore than warn you unfortunately

>>36799143
Shut the fuck up lad.

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>>36799148
ave it u cunt

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=sluggish+morss

>>36799175

>proving that your spam link isnt a trojan by posting more trojan spam links

yea...no

>>36799173
But why? I like the English. More than I like Americans at least

sup /b/

i really like this girl but i dont know what to do

halp me /b/ros!

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>>36799202
holy fugggggggggg
at least chinese lad might get a kick out of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsU48Z2WNjs

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15 year old sister just got back home from this big gathering of drunk normies on a field after the police chased them off, now she's in her room alone with her muzzie boyfriend and he'll be here until 11.

Why is she acting like such a degenerate? She should be a good girl.

>>36799208
Congrats you are another annoying teaboo.
I assume you love Doctor Who too like the others do.

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>>36799143
I normally just post them as out of context images with my replies, but since all of the normies went outside and britfeel is slow today.

Did you light a candle for sansafag when he hero'd?
was this an ironic post? I can't even tell anymore.

>>36799236
Post pictures of her.

123

>>36799236
>teenage girl acting like a teenage girl

Shocking

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>Mates constantly ask me to go out drinking
>Like the same group go out drinking 4 times a fucking week
>why are they wasting this much money
>I don't do it and save money up to go travelling instead
>ask if they'd like a lad's holiday to America
>"Where are we meant to get the money for that?"

fucking chad friends piss me off

>>36799264
>teenage girl acting like a teenage girl
big if tru

>>36799271
>Mates constantly ask me to go out drinking
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36799271
Eh at least they're asking you mate, maybe they just see more value in going out frequently instead of 90% doing nothing so they can save

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMbTntLvAcc

get it here lads

http://gamejolt.com/games/sluggish-morss-a-delicate-time-in-history/12298

anus pie

>>36799329
they could go out twice a week and still save plenty of money

If only there was a way to hold on to that motivation that hits late night. When I wake up its like I'm reset. Each day I start off suicidal then as the day goes on I slowly feel better, peaking at night but too late to do anything of worth. Stuck in purgatory

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Alls my life I has to fight, nigga
Alls my life I...
Hard times like, "God!"
Bad trips like, "Yeah!"
Nazareth, I'm fucked up
Homie, you fucked up
But if God got us, then we gon' be alright

Tell me why you're going to be ok anon

at least my cat wants to sit on my lap

more than I can say for any ladies out there

>>36799329
It's more that they do it so often. Like drinking every night then complaining about having no money to do other things. I go out with them like twice a month since I'm busy with an actual career. These guys literally just live to drink and bitch about not having money all the time

>>36799264
If that's what normal teenage girls are like then I am really disdainful of them

If I was a girl I would be good, like any self-respecting girl should be. I wouldn't put out (especially not for a dirty muslim), I would focus on schoolwork, avoid stupid girly drama, and just generally be innocent.

>>36799383
God help those lost in escapeism, but at least we know better right.

>>36799372
>spotify
>nigger music
You're not worth vomiting anime girl

>>36799387
You're imagining yourself as a girl

If you'd been a girl you'd get attention every day just for being you. People would fawn over you in school and people would give you stuff just for having tits. And all your friends would be super jealous of you for shagging that muslim lad, he's the ultimate status symbol right now

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>>36799372
>all that J. Cole

>>36799383
Are you that guy who was going on about making twice as much as all his friends beggars he went to uni while they're all still living like teenagers?

>>36799447
It gets worse lad, just made a whole playlist of Nu metal nostalgia music
>>36799434
What about a boi?

i'm in love lads... but she doesn't want anything to do with me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DwcPqjCW3Y

what shall i do? dunno lol

>>36799468
Best put the entire Hybrid Theory album on there.

>>36799504
It basically is m9

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>>36799438
I think the only thing that would be different about me if I were a girl would be that I would have sky-high self-esteem from the constant compliments I would get. Not sure why girls complain about it tbqh, see pic related. I know I wouldn't be a Stacy though.

my stubble HURTS

why did i have to pass the itchy peak
now its too long to shave easily

>>36799501
SHEE FELL IN LOVE WITH A BOY
WHO SPOKE A SECOND LANGUAGE
AND HE LIVED ACROSS THE OCEAN
IN THE EVIL EMPIREEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSKj3pWkzbo

thinking too much about wanting a gf

time to fap

>>36799531
I thought that pakiboo was getting lazor surgery.

>>36799377
Give ladies milk and pats on the head then, jeez man, wake up.

>>36799556
Depression has killed my sex drive

does anyone prefer the original unironically?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTH71AAxXmM

i might open a can of K. unironically

>>36797807
Get down the under 18s disco m80

who here even too socially retarded for omegle?
the moment anyone talks to me on it i panic and exit out the window. its like the only way i can function socially is through anonymous means, the obligation to continue replying to someone scares me.

>>36799594
good luck lifting heavy weights and being healthy and maintaining a reasonably-working body

>>36799644
I go okay for a no more than 5 mins, same as IRL, then goes tits up.

>>36799644
Yeeesss me. I remember when /b/ flooded the tumblr tags on omegle and I was paired up with another anon. Convo got super awkward super quickly and I left, then I apologised in the thread about being autistic and the guy replied saying it was cool

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Completely stopped therapy now. This is what I wanted but I feel very depressed about it~

>>36799784
What kind of therapy? CBT?

>>36799763
/britfeel/ omegle tag lets go lads

>>36799801
Yes senpai, though it was called CBT-E because it was specialised for eating disorders~

>>36799844
>CBT-E
COCK AND BALL TORTURE - EXTREME

>set 4chan to autoscroll
>it doesn't
>have to sit up to move the thread
not comfy lads

>>36799833
do it lad

oriori

Whoever posted that ASMR video, you're a knob I haven't watched any for ages and I'm slipping back to me old ways

>>36799844
My first session of that was this Tuesday, complete shit tbqh. Was with my uni though, do you use the NHS/ private?
Depression and social anxiety for me lad

>>36799916
nah i'd get memed like the asian man meme

>>36799460
>no. I'm not bitching about earnings. If anything I earn less than them, but they waste their money drinking.

Tunes of britfeel please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYnenIWZjwE

>>36799930
You're welcome

>>36799999
Nice quints

>>36799964
why? its anonymous. im not talking about the video option, just the chat.

>>36799999
Why did mr sharia have to have the blessings of kev?

>>36800006
I'm finding this comfy af desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyfL9LC1DC4

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>>36799644
yeah I can't, I can only speak to someone 1v1 like that without shaking at everything I type only if I know them and how they'll generally respond so I've already run the convo through my head, which you don't get on stuff like that. Also no time to on voice chat / IRL either but I don't do either of them

>>36800015
oh ye i suppose that'd work
a

>>36799939
I think it was through the NHS. Might get a better result from private treatment but I cannot afford it. It was actually alright and I have seen some positive changes and they helped me out with the JobCentre when I was on UC. Ended it on a mutual agreement that it was wasn't working since I was too scared to gain weight~.

Have you looked into anything else for depression and social anxiety? I found anti-depressants have improved my anhedonia~

>>36800079
ye its annoying i basically need to go into most conversations with a plan, but on here its too hard. i just started a conversation said "hey hows life" then panicked when they started responding and quit out

>Friday night
>Time to go to bed early because I have errands to do tomorrow

Who else living life lads?

>its a choc chip ice cream episode

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for me, it's Su-Metal

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>270 posts and no call
What happened to the waifus?

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>>36800117
I've only heard bad things about using drugs, I really want to avoid having to use them. I think my parivate health care ran out at 18 (covered with parent's plan), but if the NHS has a long waiting list I suspect that they would be willing to use that to help me. Waiting for exams to end before I do anything else though, will probably cancel the next CBT session too.
>>36800191
She's cute, she can stay.
>>36800199
Aparently I did too much waifu posting.

>>36799999
Such a cheeky Kev. You should go out drinking to celebrate it.

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>>36800161
>have to get up early tomorrow to pick up a package from the delivery office
>also have to pay an extra 13 quid because it's from overseas and customs nabbed it

/britfeel/

My gf just bought skimmed milk.
How to fuck am I meant to make crunchy nut now?

Do I chuck her?

>>36800233
You give her to Kev. He can please her better.

>>36800233
chuck
yourself off a bridge
(you)

>>36799999
Noice quints my nigga

>>36800233
Leave.

>>36800256
Looks like a goodfellas penis.

Delete this post.

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>>36800233
>skimmed milk

>>36800271
Mate it's smaller than my thumb
probably correct

At the pub to see my mates cover pub band. Could be worse I guess. Theres like family of people here which means it can't get too awkward which is good I guess. Currently drowing anxiety in Guinness and fags.

Does anyone on here own a flesh light?

Have any of you tried to make an artificial vag at home before?

Bonus points for both.

>>36800290
Thank you for the blog post

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>>36800233
>skimmed milk
absolutely disgusting and immoral desu

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>>36800199
That is not dead which can eternal lie
And in strange aeons, even death may die

>>36800308
Can you change your trip to FapBoi

>>36799930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6sp-fJUUY0
HOW
DEEP
DOES
THE
RABBIT
HOLE
GO

>>36799999
why does this nigger get quints for such a shit post

>>36800345
>that nose piercing
No thanks. Rather wank to some bear dude.

>>36800345
U wot m8
are you a grill
(male)

>>36800308
I fucked a plastic bag with lube in between two bedsheets once. Was ok but annoying to clean up.

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>>36800199
Been loitering without posting desu

>>36800362
Kev highlighted it for everyone to laugh at him.

>>36800377
Cuuuuuutee
Can I cuddle with her?

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>>36800373
>plastic bag
>annoying to clean up
errrr.... you reused the bag?

3 days till finals bit stressed Iads

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>>36800395
Knock yourself out lad, that's the beauty of the waifu system

>>36800417
Commited to the eco fap lads

>>36800417
Na the bag gad holes in so some lube leaked out and stained the sheets.

>>36800431
You have widened my eyes anon
C-can I have more waifu lore

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HELLO ETERNAL ANGLOS.
How does it feel to fuck up the human race?
You guys never get tired of it.
What's your next plan and who's the next victim lmao?
Come on don't be stingy. Share your evil plans

>tfw no /britfeel/ bf to cuddle to sleep

>>36800467
I am going to kiss greg

>>36800478
>tfw /britfeel/ bf lives too far away to cuddle to sleep

>ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36800480
yes but who are you going to exploit next?
You guys love exploiting people and destroying them.
Is china next?
They don't speak enough english.
When will you force them to shit on manderin and speak english forever?
COME ON SHARE YOUR EVIL PLANS

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>>36800478
>tfw hug a dirty old pillow to go to sleep

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>>36800467
Well we`re divided, some want to go for the poo in loos again and others want the polskis. Either way soon one will gtfo.
Oh and the EU, always the EU. Fuck them.

>>36800513
On the lower arm

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>>36800522
who cares what goes on in your island?
Which country will you fuck up next?
Global domination is what I'm asking about

>>36800467
>How does it feel to fuck up the human race?
Pretty good tbqh. Humans are overrated anyway.

so terrified of being humiliated/betrayed again that I can't even post in the find your gf/bf thread lads

I'm going to be lonely forever aren't I

>>36800519
I've been doing this lately. Tempted to get a custom waifu pillow but I'm too embarrassed.

>>36800513
We're working on restarting the slave trade

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/eu-malta-summit-refugees-europe-redirect-settle-asia-latin-america-theresa-may-30-million-aid-plan-a7561296.html

>>36800557
>find your gf/bf thread
On /soc/ ?
I'm an elephant man so it doesn't matter anyway

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>>36800548
Well you asking brits, and brits care about their island. We`re through with spoonfeeding the world civilisation and technological advancement. Its time for us to be comfy for a bit.
But if Scotland becomes independant you can count on us going ham on them.

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>>36800555

Full house speaks the truth.
Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.

Jeeeeez, what a female.
https://youtu.be/AyzvGyQAWWQ

>>36800548
Tanzania

ravioli ravioli, make this comment origioli

>>36800557
>so terrified of being humiliated/betrayed again that I can't even post in the find your gf/bf thread lads

Then fucking don't you spanner
Did you really expect something to come of it? on this board? Wise up Anon

>I'm going to be lonely forever aren't I
Yea probably, you've got to learn to accept it, roll with the punches, don't go grubbbing around threads full of delusional pricks desperately begging for a gf

>>36800492
>tfw same feels

have to hug my duvet and pretend it's him

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>>36800548
And global domination is what we deserve

>>36800608
Gays in the house ffs

>>36800608
>tfw don't even have a him/her to imagine

finals in 3 days lads please respond im very lonely & stressed

>>36800686
Make ur mind up. It's him or her m8

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girl who sits next to me at work wears way too much flowery perfume and fucking reeks all day long

Some women are so repulsive

>>36800686
I-I'll be your him if you like depressed twinkish boys anon

>>36800730
>tfw no gf that smells slightly of sweat

>>36800715
Show tits pretty plz if female

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>>36800715
Good luck Anon

What finals? Something cool?

>>36800730
The hr woman at ours is the worst. When she opens the door to the room with fucking 6 of us in you can tell thats shes coming. It's like a gas attack.

>>36800757
thank you and no its law very im indifferent to it but whatever im in too deep im very stressed tho i havent spoken to another person in 2 months it gets very lonely i just want it to be over

reee facebook stop emailing me a about normies statuses, i thought i unsubscribed from this already

The autist is the nigger of the 21st century.

>>36800783
it's fucking rank mate, it's pretty much the woman version of a grown man wearing lynx africa

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>>36800737
yeah sure I do I could probably be described by that too

>>36799999
Why did you greentext it lad?

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>>36797307
1/10 pic
there was an effort

made it a little better

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> girl interested in me
> she's cute but I exclusively like thicc girls (thiccer the better)
> I'm busy with work and a bit distant
> She's deliberately eating loads to become thicc
> Presumably to get my interest