>Go to the pool >See mommy like this What do?

>want a foot massage mom?

>>36842981

Sniff and lick feet 2bqhwy

>>36842981
Mutter "lose weight you cow..."

>>36842981
Fuck her. Fuck her in the ass.

>>36842981
My mom would never dress or look like that because I'm in my early thirties and she had me when she was already in her late thirties.

I do love milfs though, my only problem is that I feel bad about fucking someone's mother when he may be in his 20s or so and visit this board.

>>36842981
My 6 inch penis cannot penetrate past that ass.

I would only be 1" inside her pussy

>>36843316
Go in sideways

Cum on those perfect feet.

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how did my 72 year old mother end up looking like that?

>>36843815

>72 year old

Are you fucking 50?

>>36843316
Protip: Cheeks can part


The more you know.

>>36842981
>it's a "mummy makes you wear speedos" summer

Does any other anon here really want to be reborn with a hot single, oblivious mom in their next life? My plan is to act cute but sexually to her when I'm a kid and never stop, so she'd be fine with my tugging on her ass or grinding against her even when I'm a teenager.

>>36843843
mommy was 43 when she got pregnant with me
my many character faults clearly have nothing to do with this foolish, astonishingly pre-meditated decision by my birther and late father to have a 4th child at their age
nothing at all

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>>36843900

I want to be reborn as the THICC hot oblivious mother.

>>36843900
I feel endless regret thinking about how pervy I could've been as a kid. You can run around naked and pull girls bikinis off at the beach and everyone thinks its cute. I already miss peeing wherever I want i public.

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Gib massage

>>36843950
are you a prc chink by any chance?

>>36843316
missionary is the way to go believe me I'm just a 5.5 so I know about these things

>>36843921
Are you physically ok at least?
I'm 36 and I want to have a healthy kid someday, is it too late?

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>>36842981

If girls know how powerful their feet are, do moms? These are the questions that re-frame entire lives.

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>>36844434
sperm and egg quality both start declining beyond 22-25

Most people know about mother's age, but many don't realize sperm quality in males declines with age as well. Not as pronounced as female egg quality, but still a risk factor

You can do IVF, sperm bank, surrogate mother, but if you want to do it the traditional way and ensure the kid is 100% genetically yours, there's a time limit

>>36844434
I meann, yes and no.
I'm tall and not deformed.
I have terrible asthma, a fairly bad tremor, awful motor skills, awful balance and awful vision and I'm a dx'd Super Special Sperg; that my parents didn't have the time, resources or energy for, but still had to add to their stable.
Are you a woman? I wouldn't.

>>36844740
Thanks. I guess I'd have to find a younger partner to reduce the odds.

>>36844812
I'm a guy who's had enough video games, movies and porn for 3 lifetimes. I just want a happy married life. Being single at 36 is just pointless.

>>36842981
>Woah, so people can be resurrected!

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>>36843283
>you said something, anon?

>>36842981
It's your fucking mom, you can't get boner with this