https://www.datingariane.com/
I discovered my sexuality to this game. It's been updated since then though.
>>36842949
>third panel
>read her a poem / kiss her within 5 minutes of meeting her
fk this game
>>36843205
and thats why you are a virgin
Ah yes, the dating sim created by an autistic virgin.
>why did you make me jump into the pool with my clothes on, you lose
>>36842949
>introduce myself, say a joke, then kiss her immediately
She's totally cool with it
>say I have to go to the bathroom
>"UMM EXCUSE ME YOU SHOULD BE MORE PREPARED BEFORE YOU SHOW UP! YOU HAVE ONLY BEEN HERE FOR 5 MINUTES!!!!! ON A SCALE OF 0 TO 10 YOU GET A 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Wow it's just like real life: this android woman is just as bitchy and vapid as normal females
>>36843314
Did she just crawl out of the uncanny valley or something?
>THE END
>tfw no lightweight drinking gf to impress with my alcoholism
Do I use the telescope or go in the hot tub with her? Help me anons.
>>36842949
Okay, I hopped outside and went for this telescope shit, yeah? I managed to identify the stupid dot on the moon, and this bitch offers to show me her tits or to get in the hot tub. I choose the hot tub. she then wants to kiss. cool. I go for it. I then go to drink some wine- she interrupts me and says she doesn't want a make out fest. GAME OVER! Nigga, I'm tryin to drink this wine, not make out with it. Fuck you.
6/10 get a kiss goodbye
Holy shit, how does Chad do it? Am I meant to just rape her?
>>36842949
I can't even get laid in a computer game.
>>36843560
I got the same. Least I got to grab some breast and ass
take her out for a nice walk and this is the thanks I get
fucking whore
>>36843644
>Offended by porn but she's willing to get down and dirty with a life guard
Is Ariane a Stacey?
>>36843644
I know right?
she flashed me during basketball but kicked me out when
I offered to skinny dip
>Mfw got Ariane and her friend from the lingerie shop out for drinks
Can I turn this into a threesome? Find out.
>You seem like a nice person, but your non-stop niceness is starting to creep me out.
>On a scale of 1 to 10 you get a 4. THE END
What? Women seriously hate it if you're "too nice" to them? Do I have to act like an asshole? What? How the fuck do women work??????
>MFw got her nude and now about to deploy
We all going to make it
>>36842949
Dear lord what smelly virgin made this
Oh fuck.
OH FUCK.
Why would you put this in this?
This game was clearly made by a robot lmao
I DID IT.
Believe in yourself and you can obtain anything.
>Mfw she suggested fucking again but riding me
Ariane is a dirty girl
>>36843878
she just doesn't find you attractive. 'niceness' has nothing to do with it. all girls want is someone who they can feel comfortable with, and you're not that person. move on anon.
>>36843878
>hey your cute
>your amazing
>your great
>haha :) :)
>your so beautiful
>i like u a lot
This shit is real fucking annoying, anon. How about you talk to them like normal person?
>>36844004
That's rembrandt my niggur
MY NAILS WTF
>first try
>got asked to stay the night
>she went and got naked and got in bed
>i got naked too
>she got freaked out and told me to leave
i think i lost to factors outside of my control
>>36844028
>click here to reach orhasm and release
Lmao
>tfw i got hard from 3 frames within the game
Always go for Coleridge for the poetry, bitches love that Coleridge.
>tfw femanon and only get a 4/10
fucking slut made me google stupid painters too
hahaha who needs to get laid
>>36843878
She's just not attracted to you. 'Niceness' has nothing to do with it. You can't just act nice and expect to have a close relationship, you have to be interesting. Think of your closest friends, chances are your relationships aren't just fueled on being nice to each other. There's something else at play. Whether it be a shared interest, respect for each other, etc. Same with women. Try to find new hobbies, get to know girls, share experiences, do something with your life besides playing vidya and masturbating. Improve your social and communication skills. All women want is someone who they can be comfortable around. Honestly anon, this shit ain't hard.
>>36844004
>>36844311
>taking a girl to the fucking museum on a first date
how beta can you be?
>>36844147
Slammed your fingers in the car door before you arrived
all you faggits taking her out for expensive meals when you can do a headstand competition for the same result and for free
>Mfw picking up beer and condoms while nude
This is hilarious.
>>36844361
>Think of your closest friends
How come I can't ever beat her at rock and scissors?
>>36842949
>its hard to eat when you keep blathering on
WOW SORRY FOR THE CONVERSATION
reminds me of a house party i went to and i remember having this same perspective, this game is fucking easy
okay this is fucking stupid sorry for baiting guys this game sucks
>tfw real life is easier than getting this bitch in bed
>>36842949
this game sucks
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>>36842949
Wow this game is so realistic.
getting her in bed was easy, has anyone pulled off the threeway??
shit is rigged
When can I use the bathroom by myself?
>>36844004
literally educate yourself you fug I got all three right first try
HOW THE FUCK
I KEEP GETTING A 6
>"do you want to make out?"
>kiss her
>too much intimacy too soon
the best
>>you can follow me to the shower if you want
>follow her
>>you can't follow me unless I tell you, THE END
dank
I CAN'T
FUCKING GO
TO THE
GOD DAMN BATHROOM?!?!?!
FUCK YOU ARIANE YOU ROASTIE WHORE I NEED TO POO
>>36844685
kek fucking roastie bitches why won't they let us watch them on the toilet?
roaller coaster made her feel nausea, no sex
>F12
>Sources tab
>learn what each choice gets you
it's like gameshark with tits
I can go to the club and get a slut drunk and fuck her back at my place. This bitch is too much work and money. Not worth it. This game is inaccurate as hell
FUCK I DID IT ON MY FIFTH TRY
>>36845125
how
I tried to be romantic or whatever but she's a stupid vapid whore, i might as well be fucking a plastic bag.
>>36845206
Need a combination of shit.
Also dont give in to every suggestion, maybe just half.
FUCK THIS FUCKING GAME
STUPID WHORE DON'T ORDER PIZZA
hint: she shows her tits if you get her drunk before looking at the telescope
>>36845218
go to the bathroom first then anon
FUCK HOW DO I GET THIS THREEWAY
i got her drunk then got rebecca doing a show at the cabaret but that seemed like a dead end
This game is pretty much saying all the things you learnt from your mom and the media is wrong. Women don't want you be a nice guy and treat them like some princess, they want you to get them tipsy (but not drunk) and take the lead (but not be too aggressive/desperate).
My route didn't even leave the house, it was
complement
kiss
saliva
music
jazz
neck
room
kitchen
wine
steaks
wait
talk
sports
like
eat
talk
reading
fiction
wine
compliment
living room
kiss
kiss
breasts
wine
dance
jazz
neck
couch
kiss
shirt
thigh
pants
thigh
butt
panties
sex
night
her in first
>>36842949
I can't even get laid in a browser game :-(
Fuggin lmao
small brain climb into bed
regular brain let her get in bed first
cosmic brain sleep on the couch
>>36845477
Its fairly accurate in that regard.
>>36845598
>>36845625
kek
>>36845691
>Its fairly accurate in that regard.
I wouldn't know, I was the fool who tried to be want women claimed they wanted.
Does anyone else unironically play dating sims and ren'py sex games instead of watching porn?
>>36842949
i know this like the back of my hand.
Are there any other dating games made by someone else?
>>36845477
nice pro strats
helped me speedbang
>>36842949
God.
I think it's dance, dance again, go outside telescope, steak dinner, dance and drink, kiss her then gg.
There's supposed to be a way to unlock the secret threesome with the gas station attendant but I forgot how it goes.
listen here you fuckin bitch I just took the bar tab AND took you out before that, there was nof ucking bathroom and I was only tryna wash up before going for a kiss you dumb beta-Stacey
FUCK YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>36842949
>bitch vomits after three drinks of wine
i don't wanna fuck lightweight girls anyways
>>36845993
If you just want to get laid, you need to say something smart, or funny, or just be a dick and kiss her, then say you will bang her anyway.
Then go dance to rock at first.
After that switch music to light jazz and kiss+neck her.
Then go to the backyard and make her cook some steak for you. Bring out the wine, let her drink twice.
In the kitchen, before eating steak, compliment the fucking red walls, talk about reading, say you like learning about new stuff, drink wine again, but only once (don't go over three in total), finally eat the steak.
Go to the backyard, check out the telescope, answer the question right, she will flash her boobs, or she just takes the shirt off.
You can then suggest taking her shirt off, she will most likely do it.
At this point you can make her take off the jeans, then you can go back to the living room and feel her up until she lets you bang her.
Stay for the night, bang her two more times.
>>36845849
Are there any other good sims? The only other one I can think of that is as accessible as this sim is the meet&fuck flash games. All the other, especially Jap sims, you had to torrent through nyaa...
>>36846361
Vdategames make really good sims. "The academy" and "Tara" series is what got me into the genre.
Lesson of Passion and Sexandglory also make really good games.
Also some random ren'py games are good however most are incest themed for some reason.
You also have to download most of them off of torrent or one click hoster because a lot of these are patreon based and new versions are offered as rewards to supporters.
Never tried Jap games.
this game is easy
I always liked this game. I play like Chad and lose, I play like a cuck and get laid, it makes no sense. Don't drink the absinthe.
>>36844004
There's always google if you aren't familiar with the guy known for painting fat bitches.
>>36844362
she suggested it.
but you're right, I think its a lose condition if you accept the suggestion.
Just a tip: never go to the amusement park with her..
>>36842949
Skinny Dipping? I am not getting naked in front of you.
Time for you to leave. On a scale of 1 to 10, you get a 3. THE END
>>36846572
And I'm spent. Thanks.
I fucked her twice, got 10/10.
Too bad simple shitty web games are nothing life real life.
why is this so fuckin hard wtf? are all girls like this? like im just tryin to be nice and have a good time but she keeps grading all my actions and i constantly feel like i should be watching what im doing to create a solid image of myself myself as a person she would want to fuck, why can't i just be a person? why cant we all act like people bruh, like damn
>>36842949
I picked the underage option and she friendzoned me
After 2 months of dating irl I only got to touch and suck a boob, grabed some ass, kisses and a lot of masturbation videos.
FML
>>36847526
No, you can still win. I won after park, burgers, museam, club, pool, hottub, bedroom.
This game reminds me of how retarded women can be
>in hot tub after going to museum and the club
>get in hot tub
>"kiss me see what happens"
>kiss her
>Sorry, I'm just not feeling it. Making out in a hot tub is not that big of a thrill.
Lets call it a night. On a scale of 1 to 10 you rank a 5.
>mfw
>>36845477
thanks anon it gave me a boner
Oh indeedily doobie. You just have to whip out your juicy hog and shake it while farting and shitting uncontrollably until you puke out your heart and bad vibes. But for real:
Personally, I rub flowers all over my balls. Just kidding.
I look at @ijohnst on instagram, personally. That helps me get laid. That guy know what's up.
>>36842949
WHY CANT I STOP FUCKING EATING REEEE
>start by being funny, then kiss her
>dance to jazz and fondle
>stay home, eat steak, get wine
>check out the telescope, impress her
>during dinner talk to her about books, compliment her... walls, i guess, eat, drink wine
>back to living room, kiss her once
>change into bikini, get in the hot tub
>play truth or dare, dare her to get naked
>make out, kiss and lick tits, massage thights and pussy, fuck her
>go take a shower, ask to spend the night
>fuck her more
>10/10 date, would see again
can't wait for sexbots, gents. can't wait to drop women for programmable sex toys.
>>36843560
Got the same here, i rhink i was too beta and kind.
Then again, my last date was 6 years ago
Is this game randomized? I played it twice with the same options and got different results each time.
well i got a friend of her to fuck but i can't get into their painties fuck.
i wen to the langerie store
>played spin the bottle
>landed on go to the hot tub
>she went to get changed
>i followed her in
GAME OVER.
can't even get laid on a game lmaoing at my life
I fucking hate this game, it tells you what you "should" do at the bottom of the screen but more often than not it's wrong and makes the game end.
>>36844336
>that moon
top kek 15r1513424e1
I got as far as fondling her tits in the hot tub but that's it so far, I'll keep repeating it and see if I can actually fuck her there but I doubt it, the game keeps ending.
>>36852320
The game was written by a women
>>36852649
I also hate this game because it's completely random. The same stuff usually doesn't work twice.
I got as far as getting her completely naked in the hot tub once, but then she got "tired" and it was game over. I did the EXACT SAME SEQUENCE of events again and this time she refused to get naked and the game ended.
Fuck this shitty game.
>tfw i dont want to stop kissing
>>36852973
it sounds fairly realistic
>tfw hyperchad steals your pretend gf
>>36853342
forgot pic
originales porticales
this shit is so unrealistic
outta my way robots
chad is here
>>36851493
hidden parameters on a lot of things
>>36854039
FUCKING CHAD OFF MY BOARD
but seriously how did u do it
>>36842949
This game is strange. I read her dirty poems, get her in the hot tub, ask sexual questions, go skinny dipping with her, I grab her titty, she grabs my dick and we watch each other shower then I go in to kiss her
>This is getting too awkward too fast
>>36854229
Well I guess it makes sense now that I think about it. Irrational and confused like a real woman.
>first try gg with 3/10
>try a lot and get differents "nice" endings
>fuck this shit reeeee
>rush like 5 times and lose
>FUCK YOU
>the next try made it and bang that bitch until the morning
What do i learn? Try, try and try again
Holy shit I remember this game from years ago and now tonight I finaly beat it! Am I ready for real dates now /r9k/?
I got a 1/10 on every fucking try.
Never had a chance in real life, never had a chance in simulators either.
Fuck life.
>>36855122
in real life just as in this game you just have to try over and over again until you get a 10/10 anon!
I'm more of a Play Force One guy
>>36854790
First try 3/10 because of my autism. Srcond 6/10 and then 10/10.
> tfw when I experienced what its like to be a chad.
>>36845017
You should have used the designated street.
>>36843878
>2017
>still falling for the "but I'm nice" meme
FUCK I CAN NEVER GET ABOVE A 7 HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DO IT
>>36842949
WTF?! Now I hate women!
>tfw breaking the game
>tfw creating a time paradox
>tfw fucking Ariane in five different scenes at the same time
>tfw the game is freaking the fuck out
Foolish Stacy, I am beyond you.
>>36842949
>You're smart, but you come off as pretentious
Literal fucking pleb. Bullet dodged.
>>36856511
>tfw to intelligent for Ariane
WHY IS THIS GAME SO HARD HOW DO OTHER ROBOTS GET LAID BUT NOT ME
I cant do it boys :c
>>36843878
its ok to be a generally nice person, but no one likes it if they think you are being too nice, as in you are acting unnaturally nice because they are a woman or are walking on egg shells around them, instead of acting how you naturally act.
>>36844061
>normal person?
Who the women or me?
Because I doubt women want to talk about guns.
>>36849589
You're too self-concious. Just try to have a good time and be assertive. Don't let her play mind games with you.
Where's the murder route?
>>36854198
Just b yourself ;)
I was speeding through it too btw
fuck this game, stop reminding me how retarded I am with girls
>>36843205
>>read her a poem / kiss her within 5 minutes of meeting her
dropped
>>36844361
>Try to find new hobbies
But girls don't have hobbies you fucking spastic. They are swallow and boring as fuck. The only hobbies they have is trivial girl stuff that nobody other than them cares about.
You don't get girls by ''getting hobbies''.
>Think of your closest friends
Shoot yourself in the head with a .22, please.
>>36842949
I GIVE UP!
Whenever I rush I get a 6/10, whenever I try to take her seriously I get a 4/10.
CHADS! ENLIGHTEN ME!