I'm a Chad now.

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*yawns and stretches*

Ahh hello fellow NEETs and pathetic wagecucks. I come to you with some advice, take heed maybe it may help all of you.

I, the astonishing NEET have recently made my transformation into chadNEET. For the longest time I was enjoying my abundance of free time, away from the shackles of working a nine to five and kissing my bosses boots for pay-dirt alone. I would spend my countless hours I had in the day cooking delectable cuisine, watching my favorite Animes, learning different languages, and it was all fine and dandy, but there was one problem...

I was lonely. Why enjoy the sweets fruits of life if you have no one to spend it with? I knew one thing, most of the sad depressed bots on here are sad pathetic wagecucks, and that's why they are bots. I knew I, being an astonishing NEET had all the time in the world to research how to meet, and seduce a female.

So, alas, I bring you the tips that I used to finally bring myself to Chaddom, use them if you wish.

Tip #1: Always be yourself. You might think you need to impress someone, but that's all in your head, just be yourself man.

Tip #2: Don't overthink things. If you think too hard you'll sound odd and girls will want to get away from you.

Tip #3: Make eye contact. This is the most important thing, eye contact asserts dominance and also it shows that you are listening.

Anyway, goodluck fellow NEET's and stupid wagie faggots. Hope you become a chad like me! Toodles!