Hey robots! I feel like going outside today - can you tell me

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pls i really should go outside, my therapist told me to and idk what to do :(((

>>36909733
look for a cute boy, give him all of your money and fuck his ass, repeat

>>36909733
Ride to a cafe and grab a coffee sit down and watch the cars go by. Once you finish your coffee ride some more until you find a nice place to sit down and enjoy the view again. Maybe grab something to eat as well.

>>36909733
Surely there's a museum or two within bicycling (or public transit) distance?

>>36909733
depends on what you're into. maybe try seeing a movie, or catching a local concert. if you prefer quieter things, a nice drink and a book is always an option

Go to a museum, I suggest the pergamon museum

>>36909733
walk around and research a nice pub with qt girls
go back there at about 21h and have some drinks
try to talk to some people and have fun
repeat

>>36909733
Chat up a woman you find attractive.

Ask them if you want to grab a coffee, and talk about your lives. Get her number at the end.

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>>36909733
Drink a 40eur worth of your favorite alcoholic beverage

Here's an idea: Fucking off yourself you weeaboo scum

>>36910024
>being salty about anime pictures on 4chan

>>36909904
But I need someone to do that to me, not the other way around :(
>>36909956
I hate coffee and I hate noisy environments life cafes
>>36909985
Good idea!
>>36909994
Movies are in german tho aaaaa
>>36910003
but im gay and im not going to a gay bar ew
>>36910014
as above
>>36910016
im an alcoholic and trying t cut back
>>36910024
:(

>>36909733
Bike to your nearest grocery store and get a bottle of your favorite cheap liquor, ingredients for lunch/dinner and late night snacks. Bike back and get trashed and well fed while watching/rewatching YuruYuri

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>>36910051
I already rewatched Yuru Yuri and don't wanna make it boring by watching it for a third time

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>>36910048
>im an alcoholic and trying t cut back
Be my guest, I'm drinking my second bottle of tasty morning wine and it's pretty fucking nice

>>36910048
>But I need someone to do that to me, not the other way around :(
yeah you can pay some chad to do it anon don't worry

>>36910064
Then follow my instructions and instead watch YuYuShiki. It is still YuYuesday in parts of the pacific ocean you know

>>36910069
what's the point? i used to be able to get shitfaced on 400ml of 20% and now I drink thw whole 700ml and feel fuck all
>>36910077
I have a bf teehee

>>36910091
How long ago did you start cutting back?
Also what's your fav drink?

>>36910109
Two days ago since I realised I basically can't get drunk anymore. I usually drink cheap Jagermeister mixed with coke, or some local peppermint liquor at 20%

>>36909733
As shit as Germany is these days, at least you live in Berlin. I'm from jolly ol' Blighty, and the nearest major city to me is fucking Birmingham (even then, brum only has pakis and seedy looking alleyways).

I think that you should spend the 40 Eurobucks on a plane ticket to come and hang out with me.

>>36909733
Punch a homeless man

>>36910139
Read the last sentence of my post. I'm from the UK too! Up in Yorkshire. Should have told me when I was in Britain lmao. How old are you? I could have come over but train tickets are so fuckign expensive in england

>>36910128
Drink 500ml of 40% liquor in 2 hours or less and tell me you "can't get drunk anymore" Not good for your health but you'll at least realize that you're wrong

>>36910128
Yeah, I usually go for whiskey or something harder at this point. It's fun walking around tipsy too, especially if it's 11 PM and you have sunglasses.

>>36910161
I know, but since I'm new to alcohol (since February no sooner) I feel sick really easily. I'll just vomit if I drink that fast, it's pointless

>>36909733
>moved here a few months back.
Why would you want to move to fucking Berlin?
What are you, a literal retard?

>>36910190
No. I have someone to look after me here and I can be a NEET (aside from learning German) now.

>>36910157
>implying that I didn't read your entire post

I'm sorry, Anon, I cannot be friends with a northener who takes me for a fool.

>>36910212
brummie boi throwin shit huh? you'll never understand the taste of the northern pie, you brummie fuck

>>36910228
Hey, well Yorkshire can't be all that great if you left in favour of Berlin!

>>36910252
that was because I was running away from my parents and Brexit lel, I have a guy here that gives me money food and a bed so it's all gucci

Maybe join a book club? or go for a game of chess in the park or something old-fashioned. you said you don't like noisy stuff so I'm trying to pick quiet activities.

>>36910298
Book club wouldn't be a bad idea if I was in a country that spoke my language. Also idk how to play chess or who with

>>36910272
Idk if you'll have time for your German boytoy when your new neighbours Olamilekan and Shahzaib claim your asshole as their property.

>>36910321
I know in some places they just have public matches. anyone can walk up for some casuals. Look it up. And if not a book club, maybe an expat restaurant for britbongs like yourself? I imagine there are other english speakers who want a slice of home.

>>36910360
>implying i want to socialise

hehehehehehe you're silly anon :3

>>36910574
You're the one who said he wanted to go out. I'm trying to help. the only one who's robot status is in jeopardy is you.

>>36910048
>But I need someone to do that to me, not the other way around :(
stroll arround outside of a refugee center then
achmeds will rapefugee you

>>36909733
Are you that guy from yesterday? I guess your german skills havent improved over night. Sadly i really have no idea what to in Berlin. I live near the french border(Saarland) and the woods are really cool there so perhaps take a ride into the wild?

>>36909733
Go like buy an all day ubahn ticket and go explore your city, it seems like from what you said you dont really know anywhere. so just go check it all out, with the rest of your money go find somewhere nice to eat. just have a chill day

>>36909733

How do you claim to be a shut-in and yet you live in a foreign country? That must mean that at least you have a job.

I smell a normie in disguise.

>>36910892
Nope, moved here to be with me e-bf :)
>>36910841
I am