check/contribute my becoming a normie checklist?

>lift
>hobby to talk about
>watch netflix shows
>instagram

>>36912343
Gotta have your own place, or at least live with housemates that aren't your parents

How about a new haircut?

>>36912449
does it have to be one of those undercut thingies?

>>36912343
Leave here

God damn I want to eat asshole

>>36912416
Yes
Yes
Yes
No unless you're a fucking model material or live the 1% life style
Instagram is shit for regural men

>>36912489
No. Just get something you like and don't be too conservative about it.

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>Getting text messages/ignoring one-third of them for no apparent reason
>Knowing enough about sports that you can follow along with sports talk at work
>Becoming a Christmas and Easter Christian
>Not committing to plans until the very last minute to see if you get a better offer

>>36913038
Facebook then. People with social media are seen as unusual.

>>36913170
Facebook yes
Even Twitter

Instagram does nothing for an average guy
I personally don't have social media but I do have a Harley so that works for me

https://youtu.be/HHxDhPrVqgc go about your business, with no fucks given

>>36913207
>Instagram does nothing for an average guy

This. It's an orbiter factory basically.