>coming back from uni >hot girls in sexually appealing

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Well, I jerked off
Bam

>>36912269
>>gonna jerk off to that

me too anon, me too

>>36912600
>>36912269
Through dick, unity

Originamino

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>>36912269
>Be on bus sitting by myself
>Muslim woman comes and sits next to me
>Keeps pushing herself against me.
>Decide to lean on the window to give her more space, She just moves in closer
>Starts reading a book, Every time she turns a page she brushes her entire arm against mine.

I weigh 80kg and am 6'1 so I know she had enough space, Did she want the Kafir dick?

>tfw no Muslim dom gf

>>36912269
>Hope Saturn will fuck up this planet
Is something a happening with Saturn?

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>>36912705
You should have made a move you fucking idiot

>>36912705
>Did she want the Kafir dick?
Sounds so

>>36912733
Cassini

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>>36912834
>>36912842

I don't think she would approve anons, She may have been touching me but that does not mean she will go haram mode.

Even then what is a beta like me meant to say to her, I can't talk to regular woman what would I say to a Muslim women, Nice veil?

>>36912999
>Nice veil?
nice opening
Follow up with something like: let this humble kafir dick you because you also have the right to have some pleasure in your life

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>>36913115
I don't think that would have been acceptable to say as there were people in the seats in front of me and the back, Not only that there were two female police officers riding all the way at the back of the bus too.

>>36913151
>there were people
lean over and whisper in her ear then

>>36912269
>Hope Saturn will fuck up this planet
Tell me everything you know about planetary alignment and the coming end times.

>>36912269
man trust me lads, you don't wanna live in a student town , man i feel for my man elliot, anyway once exams are over gonna hit up some pubs/bars see if i can make something

>>36912999
Why wouldn't she. People from those cultures don't tend to marry out of love. She will willingly go full haram with you and cuck her retarded husband with a cutie like you. Just be careful her cucked husband doesn't know. Those tend to chimp out easily.

>>36913151
>I don't think that would have been acceptable
Implying she wasn't flirting with you at full force.

>>36912999
Muslim women are like the female versions of robot orbiters.
>Tfw a Somali once punched my butt on a bus leaving summer camp, but there were several of them giggling so I couldn't figure out who it was.
They are such teasers

>>36913948
Wtf refugees welcome!!

>>36913948
>Tfw no qt Somali orbiter ever punched my butt on a bus