*glances up at you disinterestedly* *sighs and looks down again*

NO TALKY BEFORE I GET MY COFFY HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

>>37194210
Wageslave, please. It's only 2:40 PM.

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>>37194210
HEY. WHAT THE FUCK DID I SAY? SHUT THE FUCK UP. IF YOU WANT TO SCREAM LIKE A RETARD YOU CAN BUT ONLY AFTER I'VE HAD MY FIRST CUP. CAPEESH?

This is probably r9k's best meme to date.

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Woah there anon cut the chit chat until I've finished my fine cup of Tim Hortons

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>>37194180
Starting a thread before i finished my latte.
It's as if you want to piss me off ...

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uhh... could you dweebs keep it down in here? thanks.

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>>37194758
>>37194842
>>37194861
Look in this cup. See that brown liquid? Well let me make this real simple. Utter one word before I've ingested every last drop, and I will fucking end you. If you don't let me finish my cuppa in relative peace, then I will break this mug and shove the shards down your throat. After I finish my joe, however, I'd love to hear what you have to say, but only after.

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>>37194180
>>37194254
>>37194758
>>37194842
>>37194861
>>37194948

It's nice to see NEETs finally waking up to the power of coffee

Hey, who knows...? Maybe after you finish a cup you'll get a job

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LOL you fucking betas, gonna fuck stacy right after i finish my morning java monster

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Degenerates who speak to me before i finished my cofee belong on a cross

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>>37194180
Excuse me, >>37195035
wagie, not a word.. not one!!

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say, id be delighted to have a word with you lads- of course, only after i've finished my morning tea

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>>37195456
I can hardly stand you limey bastards after I've had my coffee, let alone BEFORE!

>>37195519
At first, I thought the joke was that you were able to drink your coffee in the /comfort/ of your home. While normans had to have drive through coffee to keep them alive on their way to paid slav- I mean work.

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>expecting me to read this thread before I've had my morning brew

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this stupid coffee gives me the runny shits

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Would you happen to have a Shinji version?

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>wot in tarnation
Fellers, y'all you the rules. Before we get them lips flappin, you need to wait til I'm done this here cup. Thanks cowpoke.

>>37195788
Yeah just lemme finish my coffee.

>>37195858
Thanks. Wanted to actually work on a few myself as well after I finished my god ol' cup o' Joe

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>>37195873
With my cuppa finished here is your Shinji

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>>37195960
I made some modifications.

>>37196231
Thank you. I'll leave you to your tang friend.

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This coffee tastes kinda funny.

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ching chong ching, please musalla, chang jing the rules

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THAT'S IT, ENOUGH TALK, IT'S TIME FOR BROOOOOOOWWWWWNNNNNN.

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>>37196842
*SLUURP*

I'm sorry what was that? I'm afraid I couldn't hear you over the sound of consuming this delicious stimulant. I implore you to repeat yourself, but please, only after I've finished my second cup.

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>>37196231
Not as good since I didn't get my coffee yet, but I made this for you.

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>I SEE SOMETHING ON THE OTHER SIDE....

>WHAT IS THAT?

>*Static*

>MY GOD, IT'S ME, I AM THE COFFEE

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It tasted funny at first, but I like it now. I like this coffee. It is good coffee. Would you like some?

Kek, I made this meme because I fell for the coffee meme.

I had actually posted it a few times, as a thread, I tried to get help to avoid the coffee meme

Eventually I gave in. The liquid Jew has won. I searched "pepe coffee" and the first one to come up was image OP is using. I now it's a normie thing to say don't speak to me before my coffee.

I made a thread and said don't talk to me ....etc etc you know how grumpy I get.

History lads

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>>37198031
You're a liar, I made this meme and am delighted that it has taken root among the normies.

but please, do not attempt to steal my glory until after I have already finished my celebratory cup.

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>>37194180
*sips coffee shaking in the morning*
*imagines his wageslave day ahead of him*
*has tears in eyes as he tries to keep it together because he had to take a shift for some jackass on his only day off that week*

>>37198031
>not using a trip so future generations could not give any less of a fuck to the correct person

>>37194842
That doesn't look like a latte.

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>>37198135
>>37198031
Oh shit, who is the real Coffee creator?

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>>37198395
hahaha thanks for the coffee dude B^)

>>37198135
>Drinking hot coffee with a straw
wew, this guy knows little about hot beverages, he is obviously not the creator

>>37198031
>>37198135
Who is who? This really grinds my beans.

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>>37198471
You drink hot beverages the way you do, and I'll drink them the way I do. We can discuss it after I am finished my Cuppa Joe.

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>>37198608
You don't drink em with a straw boyo because your mouth will get burned this way, just a piece of friendly advice

>>37194180
But anon, you're the one making these threads, you're initiating the conversation!

>>37199112
They used to say me that all the time when I was a kid, but I never got burned when drinking with a straw. You just have to be careful.

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>>37199146
Delete this immediately.

origami

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>>37196231
>>37195960
>>37195788
two days past eighteen waiting for the bus in his army greens

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>>37200025
Holy shit I never realized