/St Elliot's eve/

>>37193469
>>Buy a tripple vannila Latte from Starbucks
This, and giving "Elliot" as my name.

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>>37193486

I'll make a specific thread tomorrow for 'Elliot Lattes' where we can post our own, this was mine from last year

>>37193469
What's happening at 5?

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>>37193493
My nigga. I appreciate that.

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>>37193559
How do you have this little of a life? Even for this place it's shocking.

>>37193573

What do you mean? It only takes 10 minutes to go to starbucks, buy a latte and take a pic of it

>>37193573
For going to Starbucks?

What the fuck dude I love Starbucks.

Are you a butthurt Costa employee or something? What the fuck is wrong with you anyway?

>>37193600
>>37193666
>What do you mean I'm glorifying a cuck who murdered two robots? I'm just getting a coffee!

>>37193700
He wasn't a cuck though. Why do people just throw that shit around nowadays, it's lost all meaning. You might as well call him a nigger.

It's his message we like. And ultimately, if you weren't stupid you'd realize he was correct; there's no reason for women to have parity or freedom. There's no benefit to the species. They should just be locked up and bred, or assigned to successful people.

>>37193722
He was in love with his sister. He was a cucked by life.

>>37193700
wtf, the asian guys he killed were robots?
SHIT.

>>37193722
His message?

>It's everyone else's fault I'm like this because I act like a fucking weirdo, am bitterly jealous of everyone doing better than me despite being born into a family that can buy me everything I want, and I have absolutely no personality beyond I WANT TO GET SUM FUK

The guy ruined his own life, had to ambush people to kill them (how weak do you have to be to die to Elliot Rodger stabbing you?) and had his rampage ruined because he couldn't get passed a locked door.

>>37193573
>How do you have this little of a life?

I have a great life, anon. Just because I'm participating in the St Elliot's day celebrations, doesn't mean otherwise

>>37193832
>I idolise elliot, a loser just like me
>but I have a great life!
HAHAHAHAHAHA okay buddy.

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sadly i cannot have a vanilla latte but....

i poured a glass of milk and put a vanilla straw in it

this is for you elliot may you rest in peace

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Hard on thots movement

>>37193926
dat nigga E-Rod lookin savage af

It's fucking ridiculous that I was 21 when this happened and now I'm 24, an entire year older than he was. No idea how I've held out this long.

>>37193770
Still had a 6:1 KD, kid. Gtfo.

Fucking oath he was an ugly cunt no wonder no girl wanted him

>>37194050
>bragging about what someone else did
>only 6:1
>kid
lmfao neck yourself sad little virgin

>>37193870

I'm not a loser, I have a house and a job and have had girlfriends.

>>37194083
Uh oh. This is the key to summoning Elliot dick riders who pretend he wasn't ugly because otherwise it'd mean they're extremely ugly.

>>37194090
You're a loser if you support anything this mentally unstable sperg said or did.

>>37194086
It's better than yours though, kid. Why are you so mad about this anyway? Elliot Rodger has a bigger fanbase than you because you're a faggot :^)

>>37194103
I'd rather have no fans ever than have a fan base that consisted of you losers desu

>>37194112
>I'd rather have no fans ever
Well, you're in luck faggot because nobody likes you. And that makes you the real loser :^)

>being this jelly of elliot LOL

jesus, are people actually getting butthurt from this thread?
exactly how many normies has invaded r9k?
close the thread and move the fuck along

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>>37194099
>This is the key to summoning Elliot dick riders who pretend he wasn't ugly because otherwise it'd mean they're extremely ugly.
Elliot was 9.8/10. I am 7/10. No one has ever said I am ugly. You just hate him because you're a feminist.

>>37194150
>because nobody likes you
So my family, friends, previous girlfriends and my fiance secretly don't/didn't like me? :^)

Nice projection. Elliot did all this because nobody liked him.

>>37194190
>So my family, friends, previous girlfriends and my fiance secretly don't/didn't like me? :^)
>hehe look at me I can type shit out on the internet
Nobody cares about you though. Why are you even here? Why are you so mad that Elliot has a following.

Does it make you feel inadequate?

>>37194222
>Does Elliot make you feel inadequate?
No. Elliot doesn't make anybody feel inadequate. If anything he makes people feel better about themselves.

>Nobody cares about you though
But they do. You're projecting again :^)

>>37193770
>how weak do you have to be to die to Elliot Rodger stabbing you
His stabbing victims where Chinese-oriented nerds, who were as small in size as Elliot and only played with computers. Elliot attacked them from behind stabbing them in the crucial points, one by one as they entered home during the afternoon. In other words, they were not weak, just taken by surprise.

>>37194281
Ah. The only thing he didn't fuck up in doing.

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>>37193573
>Anon goes to buy a latte, says a name other than his own for a lighthearted meme
>FUCKING SHOCKING AND DISGUSTING, SO THIS IS WHY 4CHAN'S THE DARKEST PLACE ON THE INTERNET HUH?!!

>>37194260
>No. Elliot doesn't make anybody feel inadequate.
And yet here you are, wound up about the fact that people admire him :^)

>>37194297
So tell us how many things YOU did not fuck up in doing?

>>37194345
It'd be quicker to just mention the things I did fuck up.

>>37194341
>He's making fun of me!
>Look at how wound up he must be to make fun of me!
Nah, it's just fun. Stay cut perma-virgin

>>37194383

It tends to be only virgins that use 'virgin' as an insult

>>37194397
>This is what he tells himself to feel better

>>37194383
>>37194383
>It'd be quicker to just mention the things I did fuck up.
Saying someone did not manage to enter through a locked door does not take long either.

Never forget his second coming https://youtu.be/Mr2htRNkyfA

>>37194425

I'm not a virgin myself and haven't been for years. Not sure why you come here and throw it around as an insult, we were all virgins once

>>37194461
>Whole purpose of his "retribution" is to get back at the sluts who wouldn't touch him with a 2000ft pole
>Can't do it
>Shoots at some randoms on the street and drives on the sidewalk (asian drivers amirite) before shooting himself in the head
WOW HOW CAN YOU SAY HE FUCKED UP THE BIGGEST AND FINAL THING HE DID IN HIS LIFE? I CAN'T EVEN

lmao

>>37194467
Whatever you say incel

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>>37193469
Happy St. Elliot Rodger day lads.

Tomorrow I won't be fucking my GF in respect for Rodgers everlasting virginity

God Bless

>>37194383
>>He's making fun of me!
You aren't though. You're just sperging out for no reason :^)

>>37194529
>It's not making fun of me if I say it isn't!
:^)

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>>37194529
>>37194571

Fighting on the eve of such a scared day, shame on you both. >:l

>>37193469
My activities for today

>spill a coffee over a teenage couple
>fill a watergun with orange juice and spray it on a young couple
>ride to the coast and film young couples from inside my car, while wondering why I can't get a gf

>>37194591
Gimme gf please

Today I will make at least one thread about how all women are cruel whores, and post my favorite Elliot.

>>37194591
roll
originojbuvgyvuh

>>37193469
Watch this my friends

https://youtu.be/2pSqndUZ18A

How I plan to spend the day:

>Answer every call with "hi, Elliot Rodger"
>Drive around the hills of Montecito listening to pop music
>Maybe splash a normie couple or two with burning hot vanilla lattes
>Buy lottery tickets

>>37194591
ROLLLLLLLLLLLLl
fzefzegrgrgzr

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>>37194591
originalorolando

>>37194591
Rollismoisms

>>37194591
gimme the trap please

>>37194591
roll, pls give me a gf

>>37194591
THE NUMBERA DONT LIE SO GO AHEAD NA DGAZE UPON THEM

>>37194591
rolling, hoping for literally anything.

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>>37194685
All this reddit spacing. ER confirmed for a reddit meme.

>>37195348
>All this reddit spacing
Do you mean a paragraph? Are you 12 years old?

>>37195348
fuck off nigger
it's a preference, not leddit faggotry

>>37194511
>Shoots at some randoms on the street and drives on the sidewalk (asian drivers amirite) before shooting himself in the head
It was ORIGINALLY his plan to SHOOT RANDOMS at the streets, you brainless f*cking idiot. Sorry for being blunt, but I am GETTING TIRED OF ALL OF YOU RETARDS on this forum, and if I had to commit a mass murder, I'd START WITH YOU.

Jesus f*cking Christ. Why are people so stupid around here?

>>37195416
shitty bait famalam, try harder next time

>>37195441
You really think it was a bait? I think I might have a tantrum soon. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

>>37193469
There could be thousands of latent ERs right now, posting on Youtube, girping about their porblems...exciting
>>37194591
rolling because original and I've never seen this one before

>>37194591
can't believe i'm disgracing an elliot thread like this but rollll

>>37196098
fuck yeah I just won

"board" means chart? I pick the trap then. If board means 4chan board I pick Ciara

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>>37194190
Kek. He has a fiance. Good luck getting raped in divorce/family courts faggot.

>>37194591
Gilf plzzz

>>37196394
>Being this much of a crab
snibeti snab xDD

>>37194591
Such a shit board but the milf is the best option so hit me up senpai.

>>37193956
You're too pussy to do anything elliot did

>tfw don't even care about this faggot
>tfw I still know concerningly much about him

>>37194591
Rolling for next door normie
>we must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children

>>37193469
No starbucks in my area sadly. I've taken the day off and I'm just going to get some beers while watching Elliot's videos.

>>37194591
very originolio rollerino

Little reminder that he was a massive wannabe-Chad and if he didn't have such a shitty unpleasant personality and had good looks, he'd be a massive Brad that would bully you.

Oh and he stabbed to death three innocent robots whom he considered "inferior" (like how normies view robots).

You wouldn't want to be his friend.

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>>37197374
Read the manifesto. He killed the ching chongs because he needed to use the apartment as a killing floor/torture chamber. They were just collateral damage.

>>37197808
>He killed the ching chongs because he needed to use the apartment as a killing floor/torture chamber.
Proof?

When is St. Elliot's eve celebrated? Tomorrow?

>>37198096
tonight

tomorrow is st. elliots day

>>37197374

There is nothing wrong with aspiring for a better life

>>37194591
desu all of them seem like a shitty deal.

>>37194591
unironically rolling for the feminist

>>37194591
meas

>>37193469
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>>37194522

that guy looks like such a weird creep

how did he delude himself to think he was so hot and deserved pretty girls?

>>37194591
I fllkk$x#@'ddssssssdsdddssdxdsssefgggghggc hanig

>>37194591
Raiders roll

>>37193493
I'm looking forward to this thread, hopefully it'll stay up all day so anons all over the world will be reminded to participate.

>>37194591
roll
originallefds

>>37194591
reroll
originallfeds

>>37198056
It's in the epilogue section of the manifesto, but he never ended up using his room for anything in the real event.

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bumping this thread with a classic rodge

>>37194591
rolling originally but i mean really originally

>>37200865
relrolling for chad :'(

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funniest elliot pic i have as of now

>>37194591

saddle up nigga let's ROLL

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>>37193469
rodge dump commencing

>>37197374
>implying robots didn't want to die in the first place
Elliot was a redentor you naive fuck

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post some elliott memes

>>37193469
I buy a P226

Who else here reading my twisted world ?

>>37193469
>>Await leaks at 5pm GMT
How did you know, already in beforehand, that they will be leaked on that hour?

Are you part of some inner circle Skype group, where not everyone, like outcasts among outcasts of Elliot's type, are not being accepted? :)

>>37203179
P.S. I tried to add a link to the YouTube video on the issue but it said "Aborted".

I try again:

https://youtu.be/hQKmHzxJxFw

>>37203179
Actually you were mistaken by TWO hours: the exact hour is 3pm GMT. Sorry I was mixing GMT with my own local time, that is two hours later.

Just bumping to learn more about what these "leaks" are

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>>37194591
Roland for this one