well?

>>37194790

21 but mindset at 30 already

How does this work for fags? Do you start when your uncle touched you?

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my 20th is at the end of this week

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>>37194793

>>37194794
I hate deadlines

>>37194790
Had sex at 15, but haven't had any since 16.

>>37194796
22 now, for clarification

>>37194796

what happened

>>37194795
>>37194797
Had at 13 but none since, am 18. Would rather have not had any then and have it now

>>37194793
>halfway into my 20th
>have plenty of friends, both male and female
>rich
>elite university
>upper-average looks
>no gf
>never kissed
>don't give a shit
Wtf is going on

>>37194800
You arent honest about something. Probably your looks.

>>37194799
>>37194796
what was it like?

What was it like that first time?

>>37194801
I've had girls flirting with me at parties and college trips. Never followed through, for some reason. I think I take more pleasure in that than actual romance.

>>37194803
No you are probably just too afraid and scared to reciprocate.

Me on the right.

>>37194804
To be honest, you're probably right.

>>37194798
Nothing changed. I was always kinda weird but at one point some girl seemed to like me and she had the balls to actually approach me. Since I'm not a complete autist and thought she was cute, I became her boyfriend. Since then no other girl or woman has ever approached me again, and every time I try to approach women, I get hella nervous and don't know how to keep the conversation going.

In short: I got lucky at 15 and never got lucky again.

>>37194802
I guess it was the best it will ever be because I'd just hit puberty so hormones were through the roof. Girl was the same and it was in the local park because her parents were home.
It could have been better but at least I could brag to my friends

>>37194802
I'm the one who lost his v-card at 15. It was kinda weird.
>Saturday morning
>We meet up at hers cause her mom is gone and we wanna spend some time before watching a movie
>Go upstairs to her room and make out
>at this point I've fingered her and she's blown me before
>undresses but still has her shirt on
>I go down on her and she see's I have a raging boner
>"You should put a condom on that, y'know for safety if we're making out again and might accidentally touch"
>Bitch whut, didn't understand what she meant but put it on anyways
>go back down on her, actually make her cum
>she tells me to move up and kiss her in such a cute voice
>I go up we make out again and I finally figured out what she means, she wants to fuck
>aim my dick with my hand and put it in
>she winces and holds me tighter
>I go slow and slowly go faster all the while kissing and she moans like crazy
>put my hand under her shirt and fondle her boobs
>probably only fucked for like 5 minutes but already at my limit
>put my hands under her butt and jack hammer her for a couple of seconds and finally cum
>never seen her give me a brighter smile then after that
>don't talk much but exchange small kisses while dressing up
>no time for showering cause the movie would start soon
>she starts bawing her eyes out on the bus because she thought not being a virgin at 15 made her a whore
>try to calm her down but only works marginally
>can't really recall what movie we watched but it was awkward
>was awkward but mostly normal around her for the rest of the day
>don't meet on Sunday
>see her on Monday in school
>said she talked with her older sister who assured her that she's not a whore and that it's okay
That was a fucking rollercoaster

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>>37194809
>>37194808

>>37194790
>tfw 18 and the clock is still ticking
Man I don't want this.

>>37194790
My wife just left with both my kids. She didn't clean or do anything productive either so I've been cleaning the house since Friday and its almost done... Inch of dust under the couch and bed. Snapping at everyone... Where do I fit in on the chart?

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>>37194790
>mfw turning 19 this summer
>never did anything sexual, never had a gf, only had kisses extremely rarely

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>>37194790
>22 never had gf
>Parents have been telling me girls have been mirin everytime we go out for the last 3 years
>think they're full of shit because ive been fat as fuck but slimmed down over those 3 years (270lbs to 170, 185 now bulking)
>Not much luck on tinder, confirmed ugly and confirmed parents are trying to set me up for failure

>>37194800
sameish, at 19 tho.
>>37194804
this is it, next time i have a shot i take it and smash like little boy on hiroshima

>>37194790
Been on and off fucking the same girl since I was 17 and I turn 19 in two months, I need to find someone else to bone before I go to college, I'm starting to get bored of her

>>37194813
Go to a conservative event

/fit/ just got REKT

Oh boi here we go boyos. We're on the beta board now.

>tfw 22
should I just hurry up and skip to the 30 phase?

>>37194874
I didn't ask for this. This board is pure cancer.

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>TFW lost at 8

>>37194790
>i am obsessed with lifting, that means every other living human being is as well

also your chart is retarded even without that and doesn't make any sense

>>37195013
It makes perfect sense you stupid dyel faggot.

>>37194790
Not really an accurate picture but ok.
21 is still an alright age to get your first GF, even until 23 it's fine as long as you're not a complete social outcast.
I got my first GF at 19 but lost my vriginity at 18 and would be what you guys consider a turbo normie or a Chad.
It's not that big of a deal guys.

Had a gf at 17. Gave me handjobs, couple of blowjobs and I licked her pussy once. Never had vaginal sex cuz we were afraid of having kids.

>>37194790
Being eachothers firsts is still achievable in your 20s.

I did it.

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Will getting natty really keep the crippling loneliness from overwhelming you?

>>37194790
How could you even have a teen gf when you're at 20+ in the first place, never mind why would I as a more mature person find her interesting company as anything but a fucktoy?

>>37194790
23 and i finger fucked a 19 year old
furthest i have ever gotten

27 here.
D-does getting teenage hookers at 30 count?

I was seduced by a 19 year old girl at 18. It was a wake up call for me that I could actually have relationships with girls now

>>37194790
Had a GF at 15, had sex with her at 16.

Had 2 more long term GF's since then, now it's been 4 years and I feel like like I might as well be a virgin again.

It's a meme. It's all a meme. And lifting doesn't make you feel better anyway, not long term. There'll come a point where you look in the mirror and realize you're still the same person. And still uggo in my case.

>>37194790
Lost V-card at 20 years old a few months ago, it was my first and last time sex since then.
Girl wasn't interested in me, I'm kinda paranoid about it. I think I fucked up during sex.

Before this I never had a gf either.

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>25
>Missed out on everything there ever was to experience
>Not sad
>Not trying to make up for the last time
>Just pissed
Also I will achieve a big FUCKING milestone this week, because I've finally decided there's no hope for my hairline, so it's buzzcut till death baby. I plan to OD on heorine one day.

>>37194790
This graph must've been made by very bitter, very lonely person. I got my first gf and had sex first time at 25 and that was still exiting and wonderful experience.

>>37195239
Not as exciting and wonderful as it would have been in your teens.
Don't even get me started on pure love, forever corrupted by just visiting this shithole imageboard. It's all over. It was always over, before it even begun.

>>37195150
It's all about losing yourself in tasks. Gym is time-consuming routine, so it's perfect. Personally I think it fucked me up long term so I just plan to /out/, hike, walk, maybe buy a van, and escape from myself this way.
The more self-aware I became, the less possible it's become to be happy with the fact. It's all about losing identity, I was never meant to think of myself. I was meant to observe and remember footage, like a camera.

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>20
>never held a girls hand
>don't see the opportunity arising anytime soon

What do

>>37195283
Well, I don't have a reference point so it doesn't really matter. Also pure love is oxymoron in itself, it just doesn't work like that and you see it when you scratch the surface of seemingly perfect couples.

>>37194800
you're either gay, an autist, or just don't give a shit about getting with girls

all the virgins coming out of HS with no experience are easy af

Girls have initiated conversation with me and tried to befriend with me. But every fucking time I blew it up with my autism. I'm 21, never ever had a gf and will certainly die without ever knowing what love is and I have back problems so I'm never Gina be able to lift. I didn't ask for this

>>37194790
None of the girls I knew when I was 13 were pure or innocent. They were a bunch of mini-bitches and proto-tumblerinas who hated boys, did weird things to their hair, kicked boys in the balls for fun (mostly me, but my friends too) because they knew I wasn't allowed to hit girls back, already had bellybutton piercings at such a young age, and generally acted as unpleasant and hostile toward everyone around them, especially each other, as humanly possible. Also, about half of them got pregnant before highschoool was over, and, not even fucking around, mostly with black dudes. This was in mid 2000s. Girls are beyond saving, their culture is far too poisonous to cultivate real love.