/britfeel/

>>37194278
Fuck off with these threads, faggots!

Elliot was a faggot who didnt even jill that many people and killed humself over pussy. What a douche bag. Why do you cunts even worship him?

Why do people take drugs, what is the appeal?

Conservatives: Want to flood Britain with non whites

Labour: Want to flood Britain with non whites

Lib Dem: Want to flood Britain with non whites

UKIP: Want to flood Britain with non whites

What do?

>>37194314
Fuck off trying to bait you pathetic race obsessed twat and fuck off back to your own board.

>>37194310
makes you feel good, often distracts and lets you forget about your worries, just look at how many people drink on a fri/sat and thats just with legal stuff, youve got the whole range of people who use the illegal stuff as well

>>37194314
Diversity is the future. Learn to accept it. Stop living in the past.

>>37194314

BNP
N
P

They are standing in Bishop Auckland and Bexleyheath

>>37194314
>What do?
go ask /britpol/ they're also miserable pricks obsessed with darkies

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Reminder that pic related is /ourguy/ and I look forward to voting for him

>>37194355

But he'll vote in favour of foriegn aid, snoopers charter, mass immigration etc

>started putting whiskey in my coffee
Here we go, my first step towards alcoholism

>>37194355
are you le civic doesnt make any sense nationalist?

>>37194300
youre next roastie reeeeee

>>37194314
As if race matters. We're one race, the human race. FUCKING RACIST PIG!

I want an asian student gf and I want her right NOW!

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>>37194409

Stay away from wode nu ren, yingguoren

>It's a race baiting edition again

Fucks sake lads.

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Eat food out of porcelain bowls

Not everyone can get a well paid job.

Some people are just too socially retarded or stupid to get a better job than minimum wage. And the economy cannot function without workers like that.

Why should they struggle to survive? A lot of our /britfeel/ brothers have very bad social skills, should they just be left to rot?

>>37194440
Chinese food comes in plastic tubs silly

>>37194373
>voted for a referendum on the UK's membership of the EU
>voted against a right to remain for EU nationals already in living in the UK
>voted against UK membership of the EU
>Consistently voted for stronger enforcement of immigration rules
>Consistently voted for a stricter asylum system
He did vote for for the charter unfortunatly but still seems like a good lad

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>>37194456

Work for the civil service

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anyone want a freddo?

>>37194484
Can't afford it mate.

>>37194477

He is a Tory who will follow the whip, the only reason brit/pol/ idolises him is because he's black.

>>37194477
Pretty much all MPs voted for the charter because they are exempt from it.

>>37194496
>britpol idolising blacks

lolno

>>37194496
What? /britpol/ is full of try-hards who want to show off and be just as racist as the yanks.

I'm watching the hunt. Fucking great film so far

>>37194378
Been thinking about doing it in my tea at work but I feel like there would be a smell. The coworkers said the bloke in my position before me used to do it though so if they could tell once I can imagine they could again.

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Whenever i reply to a thread, nobody comments the thread after.

Such is my curse.

>>37194531
Not this time lad, but I know that feel all too well.

>>37194515
>>37194513

This Kwasi guy is just like any other Tory, the only reason he is idolised on britpol is because he is 'le based black man XD'

If I was in that constituency I may well vote for him myself, but this politically correct attitude on brit/pol/ is just cringeworthy.

>tfw you are a oneitis for a chubby asian girl in another country

why can't english girls be like this?

>>37194531
I had the last post before an error once so no one posted after me for a couple of hours.

>Spoke to a German
>mentioned the war

oh no

>>37194402
m8 judging by my luck on tinder race matters way more than people say.

>>37194622
I know what you mean mate. I'm black and I am absolutely swamped with white girls on Tinder who want to fuck.

is pikeyanon here?

>>37194564
He's not idolised on /britpol/ you have no idea what you're talking about

>>37194642

But your other trip back on, BritNormie

>>37194654
As far as I was aware this guy popped up here because he's someone's local MP right?

>>37194569
Asian girls don't get as much attention of their men.

Even fat girls here can get with average looking guys. Or they can go on tinder if they are not the social type, and get tons of matches. 5-6 guys will sometines settle for a fat girl because of how high the standards are of average looking girls.

Does anyone want to meet up for a fight?

Ill buy you a pint afterwards.

>>37194703
where you at lad? I'll have a bit of fisticuffs for a nice pint afterwards

>>37194715
east devon originally

>>37194702
Going for fat girls is a confidence thing.

Fat girls don't have lower standards. People just go for them because they don't think they can get better.

>>37194698
He's my local MP. I mostly just post him for the bants desu. I probably will vote for him though.

>>37194753
shit thats a bit far lad

you don't have any gypos nearby who you can have a brawl with?

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what kind of ironic hellscape are we living in lids

>>37194760
Sad that you would support a black over a white really.

>barlcays account becomes compromised and I lose 190 quid out of nowhere
>they say that it must be my fault and they wont be refunding my money
why would I try to compromise my own account??

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Give me zongguo nusheng gf now

>>37194786
So I should vote for the labour guy just because he's white?

>>37194780

We should have stayed on myspace

>>37194754
To an extent, but it's not like some average guys can suddenly become out going. If an average guy is not social and quiet, he will find it incredibly hard to get with an half decent girl. Sometimes fellas have a personality that most girls find unattractive and there isn't much you can do about it

>>37194826
You probably gave away your codes to someone who phoned you, or a fake phishing website.

>>37194840
Vote ukip, ukip is a start to being able to take our country back and deporting all non whites.

>>37194852
Well in that case they really do belong with fat girls then.

In the dating market, having shitty social skills as a man is the same thing as being fat as a woman.

And of course you can do something about it. It's just hard. Same way that it's hard for fat girls to lose weight.

>>37194863
>deporting all non whites.
Here's your last (you). I have to pop out because of a doctors appointment. My GP is also black but I'll try to not let him touch me lol

>>37194856
I can only assume it's the latter, I don't discuss my bank details over the phone but I don't remember using any dodgy looking sites

>>37194852
Cont. I would also say that fat girls definitely have lower standards. I don't even have to try with fat girls but average girls often ghost me. It's not like I act any different towards fat girls

>>37194879
>not wanting to deport them

Are you perhaps, one of them?

>>37194852
girls call me cute all the time but because i have no self esteem and bad anxiety i'm still a kissless virgin

>>37194883
Ah but you didn't mention you had bad social skills.

I meant that fat girls don't have lower standards with looks.

Social skills yeah, obviously. No average girl wants to settle for someone who is matched with a fatty.

>>37194870
Yeah, that's what I'm saying - guys with no confidence are on the same level as far girls, which is why fat girls can get them. Confident average guys can get with anything if they have a good enough personality.

Yeah, you can improve your confidence but I don't think people can do much to change their personality. People matture but they pretty much always remain the same, even if they become more confident.

>>37194314
It's okay lad. One day we'll get a Natsoc party that's free of jewry

>Deporting all non whites

How will I get my Asian student gf now?

>>37194955
going to asia?

>>37194933
It's not about changing your personality. It's about developing the skills that you aren't naturally good at.

I'm not naturally athletic, so I need to work twice as hard in the gym and pay extra attention to what I eat.

It's the exact same for people who aren't naturally inclined to be social. They need to study and practice a lot to get their social skills up to a normal level.

>>37194933
>guys with no confidence are on the same level as far girls

fat girls are all confident and wanting chad too these days

>>37195015
Yeah but they won't get him (for more than a drunken night).

A fat girl wanting a committed relationship with chad is exactly as pathetic and delusional as a guy with shit social skills wanting sex with a hot girl.

>>37194993
b-b-but britain should be for every one, white people don't deserve a home!

Got offered a new job lads. Gonna give up the low intelligence van driving for some high intelligence 2nd line tech support

>>37194907
I don't know. I think far girls do have lower standards because they have to. Sure, they would like to get with a good looking guy but they usually settle for a lot less because they don't have much choice

Yeah, my social skills can be quite bad, sometimes they are fine. I think average girls ghost me because they have so many options, and they are usually boring so I don't try. With fat girls, they will put in more effort usually because I'm top tier to them. Average girls normally have me, and like 30 other good looking matches

>>37195063
Congrats ship anon

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>>37195063
>optimistic about a tech support job

I'm guessing you've never had to help your family with their tech troubles.

>>37195063
How are you going to meet men if you can't go to service stations anymore?

>>37195081

Shorter commute, better hours, and slightly more pay.

I will miss the van driving though

i'm going to singapore in a couple of months because my uncle lives there. will i finally have a chance to get a qt asian gf?

>>37195097

I don't really go to services stations at work. I'm not THAT Service station anon anyway

>>37195113
Are they still into the 5 C's?

>>37195113
Maybe. But you'll definitely have the chance to eat really top tier food.

I love Singapore man. Great city.

>>37195063
>tech support
Where I am at the moment. Good luck lad. The works pretty easy but the people are shit. Does mean I can shitpost a lot during the day though.

>>37195003
I find normies are shit with women though, they just try a lot and eventually get lucky.

>>37195145
Yeah they try a lot and also get a lot more opportunities because they are out meeting people all the time.

>>37195164
Yeah, you're right. They meet a lot of girls through friends. With me, I only go out about once a week, and most of my friends don't know any girls.

>>37194642
-_-
I'm actually a poo in the loo and I haven't ever had a match.

>>37195226
yeah, poley, why would anyone want to date a paki tranny

Some of you lads are alright, don't go to Greggs tomorrow.

revising for my foundation year at uni as it is exam period, everything is fucking hard i dont think im made for uni.

its basically college level maths and im struggling. i think i might actually fail foundation year wtf.
how do you lads deal with academic failure? i could not tell mum i failed its gonna break her heart

>>37195377
>implying i'd eat filth intended for the commonfolk

>>37195377
Sound lad. I always go to Sayers anyway

>>37195377
You're not gonna buy all the breakfasts again are you

>>37195377
One time they gave me a cold Sausage roll. I haven't been back since.

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Fuck me, lads. Just went food shopping and bought loads of donuts. It's like I want to turn myself fat.
Post waifus

>i'm a shapeshifter
>have no face to show
>please don't take off my mask
>my disguise

>>37195442
Yeah those display cabinets don't even keep them warm, they just sit there slowly cooling down so you could end up getting a stone cold one if you're unlucky.

>>37195459
>posting lyrics from a song in persona
Please try to be less gay

christ almighty lads, i have had nothing to do for the past month and for the next 2 weeks, apart from a single dentist appointment tomorrow

the package i ordered around a week ago just happens to want to be showing up fucking tomorrow on the day ill be out at the appointment

>>37195459
>>please don't take off my mask
Wish it was acceptable to just wear a bandana or some shit at all times. Maybe I should become a tranny muslim or some shit.

>>37195449
>donuts
Yank get out

>>37195516
Fine, Doughnuts. Is your autism satisfied now?

>>37195490
>I can't tell you
>How to see me
>Just a cage of bones
>There's nothing inside

>>37195442

I'd have shot the place up

>>37195539
Just stop while you're ahead and suck my dick if you're going to be this bent

>>37195529
No, you've been under trial before for not being english and I think this further proves you're from another land.

>>37195543
>Where have you been?
>Been searching all along
>Came facing twilight on and on
>Without a clue
>Without a sign

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>tfw just spent the entire morning trying to figure out why my available balance had gone down but remember it's from all the ale I bought on saturday
Thought I was being scammed.

>>37195635
well technically you have, but just keep being a good goyim and enjoy the nectar of the proles

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>>37195635
>nectar of the proles
If I have to live this shithole of a life I'm gonna use anything to make it more bareable.

>>37194314
We need national socialism in this country and we're not going to get it with a fake nationalist like Theresa "Sharia law is good for the UK" May.
We need a committed socialist like Jeremy Corbyn to take us down the route we want. That's why we need to vote Labour on the 8th.
Remember: It's easier to become nationalist from socialism than it is to become socialist from nationalism.

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>>37195683
>NatSoc
If you're going to do that atleast go full on Nazbol. Then you're not just half arseing it.

>>37195675
>willing lowering your iq so you are unable to free yourself from the shackles that bind you
only the goodest of goys

3rd week of strict dieting now lads

just got to wait till bank holiday monday when I've come back from visiting my dad's family and then I can treat myself to something because right now I want nothing more than to order an XL pizza with stuffed crust and a load of ice cream for dessert

>>37195748
why are you dieting?

>>37195541
found the american
orange ale

>>37195561
Oh no. I'm really scared

The temptation to smash my head through my keyboard at work grows by the day.

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>>37195449
working my way through clockwork planet anyone else seen it?

>>37195866
>not hanging yourself with a rope made from the computer cables as a form of protest
Pleb

>>37195866
wht is it lad the work,the people,or both?

hmmm, unsure if i should finish my kotor1 playthrough or keep going with persona 5

>>37195885
That would be a lot more dramatic. I have made a noose from Cat5 when I was bored once.

>>37195894
Doing pointless work for shit people who earn 100x as much as you gets annoying after a while.

Fuck me lads. This hunt film is fucking amazing but it isn't arf grim

bad news lads, due to brexit Pater has had to let the family gamekeeper of many decades faithful service go.

Some of you lads are alright, don't go to the jobcentre tomorrow.

>>37195924
sounds like yo care too much, think more like
>why should i?
>can somone else do it?
>what in it for me?
it's how your bosses got their jobs.

>>37195972
Sound lad. I'm on student loan anyway

Just made a tinder.

Swiped right on 100 people.

Only got 2 matches back.

Thats a 98% rejection rate lads.

>>37195996
most of r9k is on a 100% rejection rate

>>37195972
>i have to go to the jobcentre tomorrow
fug

>>37195972
Imagine this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxH4-aoTlTw playing in the background while people are killed

>>37196027
Fucking kek, didn't know it was the same everywhere.

>>37196017
Yeah tinder must of realized I was a virgin because now I'm only getting shown ugly "arty" fat girls whereas before I was getting shown girls in party dresses etc

>>37195975
Theres no where for me to move up and no-one else to do the work though. I already do the bare minimum. I spend probably 80% of the day shitposting.

>>37195996
Tinder is shit lad. You have to literally be a 9 or 10 to get a lot of matches. The girls only swipe right if they really like you.

I get told I am good looking and I usually only get 1 or 2 matches.

>>37196057
One of the most relate-able /britfeel/ memes tbqh.

>>37196075
They should play propa tunes like abba

>>37196101
Yeah but that's too lively, and it costs extra money so they won't

>>37196101
Hey don't be shit talking Vivaldi. Bump that shit with the LADS on the way to SHAGALUF

>>37196155
True. They want us to kill ourselves so we don't scrounge any money

>>37196161
Classical music is good for reading but it's not exactly good music for dancing or getting hyped up. Propa war music is like Madonna and some fleet wood Mac on the sly

Is Holly /ourgirl/ or what?

www.standard.co.uk/showbiz/celebrity-news/holly-willoughby-angers-neighbours-by-flying-union-jack-flag-above-her-london-home-a3544971.html

Just had my first meeting with my occupational therapist. She's a black woman named Lull and I want to fuck the shit out of her.

>>37196261
Lull isn't a name.

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>>37195449
I wish I could make myself fat ;_;

>>37196292
I heard eating the semen of a boy madly in love with you helps with that, want to try it?

>>37196286
Apparently it is in Africa

>>37196305
Typical ejaculate contains less than one calorie. Who are you trying to fool here?

>>37196339
That measurement wasn't taken when love is involved, when the body is in love, the semen will have much more calories than normal.

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Now teachers and firefighters are coming out of the woodwork complaining about le evil tories making them use foodbanks.

How can you need foodbanks when you earn over 20k?

>walking along
>couple of teen schoolgirls walking the other way
>feel like my legs are going to collapse
I'm a grown man ffs

>absentmindedly doodling at work
>notice I've drawn a penis
>keep adding to it to make it look less like a penis
>it looks more and more like a penis

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A man comes to power promising to nationalise state industries and help the poor. He had a few dodgy associates but who doesn't? Millions of people supported him because they were fed up with being ruled by the rich who mistreated him. That man's name? Vladimir Lenin.

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sat in the college library like usual today. was empty, then this 7/10 babe comes in. i think "pretty nice, still a fucking roastie though". but then I took a second look. 10/10. kept trying to subtly keep looking at her, admiring her god given face. she sat a table in front of me, but facing me too.

>tfw no 10/10 blonde petite roastie who sits in the library all day

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>>37196403
wtf i hate corbyn now
c'mon theresa, nobody's falling for it

>>37196403
I don't know why people harp on about Corbyn sucking IRA dick so hard but vote tory when we are still arming """"""Syrian rebels"""""" and she seems to openly support Muslims. Fucking sick of both labour and tory now.

>>37196433
The free meals thing is stupid. If you're poor you qualify for free meals anyway.

>>37196433
May's policy is free school meals for poor children and all children get a free breakfast though.

>>37195066
And what if I can't even get fat girls?

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>>37196439
>I don't know why people harp on about Corbyn sucking IRA dick
Gee wonder why

>>37196439
Also, gentle reminder that there's a Tory councillor in Croydon that was a member of the IRA
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maria_Gatland

>Be English, living in England
>Own 2 rental properties in Wales
>Today read about Meibion Glyndwr

kek

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meibion_Glyndwr

>>37196467
Yeah I wonder why indeed, fuck that guy who supports terrorists who fucked us over, but I'll happily vote for a party who supports other terrorists who attack our country at the moment.

>>37196468
d-delet this! its just a labour smear operation!

>>37195683

There's a difference between strong social programs and socialism.

If you identify as a marxists please jump under the nearest fucking bus.

who /tinnitus/ here?

originale

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>Uni student
>think Labour implementing free tuition is retarded
>no one is paying for their education right now
>the way you pay it back is basically a tax after graduating
>most of their budget would go to this instead of services that would need the money more
>most of the people I know are voting labour
I've also doubled my maintenance loan through meme investments, because I know I'll never get a loan as good as this again. I don't want to have to pay for someones else's degree when I've finished paying mine off.

Cant believe none of the major parties are literally calling for a new crusade and vowing to deport all non-whites. Bunch of cucks wont get my vote amirite /pol/?

>>37196515
managed to tune it out until i read your post, thanks

I wonder if the people at my work realise how much I go the toilet. I think my body has realised that why I go for a shit I don't have to do work so it makes me go more.

>>37196541
why do you support people who want to come here and replace the native population, who hate you and who drain our resources from the native population as well as erode our culture?

why do you hate yourself and your kind so much that you want to do this?

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So who is getting your vote?

>>37196564
I know lad, the penis does make it better,

>>37196568
Nobody, I'm spoiling my vote because all the parties are shite

Have any of you actually read what Corbyn said about the IRA? He said he supported them as a political movement but he condones all bombing.

It's like I'm stuck in my room with Daily Mail readers.

Please sort yourselves out and learn to read.

>>37196568
>So who is getting your vote?
Based black man>>37194355

>>37194278
>put pussy on a pedestal
>be a bitch boy
yeah, fuck Elliot lads.

>>37196545
We notice lad.
>tfw guy at work shits 2 times night. He's in there for half an hour each time.

He basically gets paid 8.55 to shit.
Smart lad doesn't do it on his break.

blimey lads, just had a little computer scare there, haha

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>>37196568
sexy kev gets mine

>>37196611
I can get behind that. I believe in the independence of Northern Ireland (and Scotland, and Wales if they want it.).

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>>37196604
Put Sexy Kev.

>>37196628
Glad to see that Kev face is getting some use.

>>37196619
>We notice lad.
Figured that much. As long as noone says anything it doesn't really matter I guess.
>Smart lad doesn't do it on his break
Shitting on your break is an amateur move tbqh.

>>37196651
Might actually do this.

>>37194314
DELETE THIS. MUMMY MAY IS IRON FISTED YOU KEK, JUST IGNORE THE HUNDRED OF RAPEFUGEES YOU LIBTARD /POL/ TOLD ME EVERY RIGHT WING CANIDATE IS LIKE TRUMP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37196611

Its hard not to really. The tories own all but 2? of our media outlets & newspapers.

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>tfw eating a really sour granny smith
Taste buds can barely handle this lads.

>>37196379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoA0N9i69Rw

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>>37194295
>Fuck off with these threads, faggots!
I still do not know what "faggot" really means, and how does it make anyone one, if they are fascinated by Elliot Rodger.

>>37196655
Oh people say stuff, but probably not to you.

The guy at work we joke around with, but we're just that close kind of group we can. They might not if you're not all buddy and bants.

>tfw he says he'll be back and we're like 'see you in half an hour mate.'
>tfw he sends selfies of him shitting on snapchat to us with the line 'Taking a break'.

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>>37194278
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>>37194278
How are you lads doing?

>>37196691
>mad hardon for a guy
yeah, no, you're a bender mate.

>>37196704
t.An American trying to be a brit.

>>37196693
Fair enough. Wouldn't blame them. I'd rather take that than spend the extra time working.

>>37196706
shit as always lad. You?

>oh no, im in debt
>however will i get out of this, wait, i know!
>ill take out a loan and a credit card and use those to pay it off
>i dont see how any problems could arise from this!

why do people do this shit, its mind boggling

>>37196711
wat teh fuck u gabberin about m8 ill cram ya face in tha l00

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>>37196711
>you're a bender mate
What is "bender"?

>>37196715
>You?
Same, I just feel like I'm destined for failure and I'll never actually please my parents.

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>>37196651
hopefully kevface will live on

>smoking at bus stop
>some lad in school uniform asks me if I have a spare
>panic for a second
>then realise I'm a man and tell him no
who else here /alpha/?

>>37196706
Fucking great.
Had 7 hours sleep to day.
Fucking 7. That's double what I've been having for the past 3 weeks.

>>37196728
A bummer, a gaybo, a battyboy, a bumder, a poofter, a fairy, a homosexual, a cocksucker, Stephen Fry.

Business idea: Get some ducks and sell the eggs

>>37196747
Should've made him slap a fit girls arse to get one. Always fun seeing some cheeky little shit getting a slap.

Why the fuck did my sperm have to win. It's the only thing I've won in my entire life and the prize was this shit. Couldn't I have been one of those retarded 2 head sperms or some shit.

>>37196733
Yeah. Classic feel when. At this point I don't even care. Once I've got my own place I'll just cruise till either I die or the heat death of the universe.

>>37196760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pDTiFkXgEE

>>37196747
>here m8 can you buys us some stout
>buy it yourself
>how am i supposed to do that then?
>wait 10 years until youre old enough

right here lad

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Lads. Labour could actually win this election. It's only a 9% cap! It could easily swing.

FUCKING VOTE LABOUR TO GET YOUR NEETBUX YOU CUNTS.

>>37196757>>37196770
I can't bloody get an apprenticeship and I've been trying for over a year now! If I just had that I would at least have hope!

>>37196747
>Kids hanging outside the shop
>'ere mate, gonna get es some beer
>No.
>aww c'mon mate, we'll gie ye a fiver
>No
>aww ye fucking nonce cunt ye.
>come back out with a crate of Tenants for myself and walk past with a smug look on my face.

Fuck kids. (as in Ignore them, not fuck them as in sexual assualt, please don't van me mummy may.)

>>37196747
Kek I know that feel. I still feel weird talking to actually adults but fucking school kids are easy to abuse.

is there some labour version of CTR im unaware of?

What's with all the shilling in a non-political thread?

>>37196816
>is there some labour version of CTR im unaware of?
Momentum.

>>37196747
>smoking at bus stop
>random kid across the road gives me the finger
Still confused tbqh.

>>37196775
>>37196798
Glad my parents just bought it for me so I never had to be one of those twats.

>>37196816
People shill both sides I just ignore it tbqh.

little education poll lads. Let's see how smart britfeel is.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13020042

My dad just called me, "you ugly retarded fuck"

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>>37196798
>aww ye fucking nonce cunt ye.
...Um..not a lot of schemes..er..

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>>37196757
>A bummer, a gaybo, a battyboy, a bumder, a poofter, a fairy, a homosexual, a cocksucker, Stephen Fry.
So being fascinated by Elliot Rodger automatically means that you are one of those. Is that because you are assuming that Elliot himself was one? Which he was not, according to his writings.

Frozen pepperoni pizza or rustler burger for dinner?

>>37196784
>VOTE LABOUR
No

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reminder to register to vote lads

Corbynator needs our strength

>>37196721
i think its because it keeps it under wraps. they are embarrassed about their money problems so they try and fix it on their own with credit instead of asking for real help.

>>37196770
>Once I've got my own place I'll just cruise till either I die or the heat death of the universe.

Good life choices mate.

>>37196792
Fucking sucks doesn't it. I was unemployed for 2 years. First 3 months was applying for like 100 jobs a week. After 1 rejection letter and no other replies outside of maybe 2-3 automated emails I stopped caring.

Finally gave up and got a fast food job. (which I only got because my mate worked there.)

>>37196816
The same reason posters on 4chan act like 'mummy may' is not some frail, meek old hopeless lady. It's election time and they're both shilling both of their shit leaders.

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>>37196784
Based Corbyn will protect our bennies.

>>37196878
Nothing to do with that.
YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH A MAN.
It's gay as fuck to be obsessed with men.

>>37196882
>tfw have 2 Rustler burgers for tea almost every night.

I'm going to die soon.

>look up pornstar I used to shame-wank to
>she's now doing pregnant shit
fucking gross lads.

>>37196922
2 is taking it a bit far m80.

Have one and pad it out with some fryer chips.

>>37196923
is it Xev?

>>37196923
name pls lad

why would you not include that automatically?

>people unironically think they will get away with not working under a communist regime

topzozzle

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>>37196922
>It's gay as fuck to be obsessed with men.
Oh, I see. Thanks for explaining.

>>37196922
>It's gay as fuck to be obsessed with men.
Need to disagree. I had a large curiousity in the polish girls but I'm not a lesbian.

>>37196934
Are micro chips a good alternative?

I'm lazy as fuck.

I wish I still lived with my parents so I could get a real meal. Visiting them is the only time I eat right.

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>>37196784
he will do better then milipede

it's happening

Theressa May, strong and stable
Snatched the food from the children's table

>>37196964
Holy fuck do they still make micro chips?

>>37196923
Atleast it's not exclusively with blacks. Dogfart has some scenes where a big group of black men cum on some white girl's pregnant tummy. Lad is confirmed to be a serial killer after seeing it.

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>>37196936
>>37196944
Sorry lads, it's Jessie Minx

>>37196978
Yes and they've even branched out to a million other micro-X things.

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>>37196972
>Maggie Thatcher milk snatcher
>Mummy May takes our food away

>>37196972
When will this meme die? Poor kids already get free meals.

>>37196963
You're also not a girl faggot.

Also, Staight, gay, bi, tranny, whatever, everyone is obsessed with woman so that doesn't count.

>>37196972

fuckin cunt needs her tyres slashed

>>37196978
Ultimate AIDS dinner:

>Microchips
>Two chicago town deepdish microwave pizzas
>Rustlers burger

tfw this is what mummy used to give me as a kid.

>>37196978
And micro jacket potatos.

>>37197015
you are speaking to the fake moni. well the character is probably fake anyway but this isnt the pakipoo we all know and hate

lads, you know whats a funny name? 'Hugh Despenser' haha

>>37197008
Woman don't care for our children.
And yet the courts award them the custody.

Thank fuck that baron cunt will never have kids.

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Whats the best curry lads?

I'm about to order a little cheeky indian meal for one and I'm undecided on what to pick.

Help me out.. This is very important.

>>37197029
>not turkey dinosaurs and potato smiles

>tfw 25 and still eat like a 6 year old.

>>37197054
i don't get it lad

>>37197055
>Woman don't care for our children.
That's a sweeping statement I'm sure you'll back up with cherry picked memes from /pol/

>>37197061
whatever you order will be coated with poo particles, it's legitimately against their culture to use toilet paper to wipe and they use their hands instead, sometimes even refusing to wash them afterwards

>>37197061
vindaloo mate

>>37197073
wtf I'm /BNP/ now thanks swarmfront!

>>37196991
She isn't pregnant she's just fat.

>>37197067
just like funny lad haha, what does he dispense?? haha

>>37197066
And an angel delight for desert

>>37196661
You should.
>yfw Sexy Kev beats Labour in the polls.

I'm loving all the champagne socialists coming out to say how evil le tories are over "dementia tax".

They're suddenly realising they wont be inheriting daddies money now.

>>37197109

when is the next census? we need to get sexy kev recognised in that somehow too

>>37196991
>not finding pregnant porn hot

When did you realise you were gay lad?

>>37197133
Let's get him registered as a religion

>>37197121
I'm loving how tories are supposed to be the tough, right movement in this country yet still submissively bow to islam and pakis. Whole political scene is a shambles.

>>37197061

Curry sauce on chips.

fite me

>>37197152
He pretty much is a religion at this point. Might as well get the recognition for the Wikipedia page.

>>37197061
I like a lamb biryani personally.

>>37197158
>>37197121
labour is the definite party we want in if you want to have a laugh and see some interesting happenings.

if the conservatives get in the, we will just be getting the same shit.

>>37197066
My meals are always the same, and most are kiddy dinners.

Mon- Pasta. usually add smoked sausage and have bacon and tomato pasta sauce on it.
Tues - Sausage bean cheese melts (Greggs brand from Iceland) or Sausage rolls and beans
Wed - Pizza (Asda make your own, Double chicken, bacon and ham.) or Calzone (same)
Thur- Micro meal (could be anything from burgers to one of those micro full meal things, first day back on nights so want something quick and easy.)
Fri- Beer battered fish, chips, mushy peas.
Sat - Lasagne. (Home cooked, not pre-made)
Sun - Chicken, beans and chips.

I'M NOT GOING TO VOTE FOR ANY OF THE SHIT PARTIES YOU LIKE FUCK OFF

>>37196868
There's a lack of graduates in here. Shame.

>>37197190
i bet most of you wont even vote you fucking paki bastards

>>37197209

Maybe they're at work

>Parents have already given me their house
>Won't be affected by dementia tax

>>37197061
Lamb bhuna and sag aloo every time

>>37197178
Honestly don't know what will happen if labour gets in, there will be mayhem I think, but I can see what will happen if the tories get in, on the good side brexit will happen and it will be the kind of brexit we want, on the bad side I see no stopping or slowing down of immigration, increased invasion of privacy, the formation of new police units who aggressively pursue and arrest people who say things which the government deem unacceptable (anti islam, anti immigration etc), quality of life going down for most of the popular while things get better for those at the top.

>>37197229
rekt

originale

>>37197226
They're so easy to make and fill a hole.

Sometimes I'll have beans on toast for breakky.

>>37197240
>increased invasion of privacy

Only reason I'm not voting for them. That internet censorship bullshit scares me

>>37197282
What's the problem anon, nothing to hide nothing to fear, give in and let the government know everything about you, you're not a dirty criminal are you?

>>37197230
the fuck is a dementia tax

>>37197293
If I want to call someone a poofter or faggot online I should be allowed too.

>tfw 4chan is banned for being anonymous.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-39947017

fucking double standards lads

>>37197230
Yes you will. If you have assets over 100000 pounds will will have to pay for your own care

>>37197226
he only has beans on 2 days

>>37197312
WRONG, how dare you anon, you deserve to be locked up because that is against the law, what's that you think it's stupid that this is against the law, make that 2 more years in jail, you animal.

>>37197330
>be a mental druggie
>get let off because you're a girl and your dad is rich

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>>37197340
Impersonating a judge is against the law.
That's ten years in the cube.

>>37197368
>we will become like mega city one
>with all of the bad and none of the cool

kill me

fuck it, it's beer time
off to shop i go.

tfw not having rich parents to pay for gap year, expensive clothes, lots of pocket money, travelling and holidays, car and to help with rent costs.

I have friends like this and I secretly despise them.

Fuck em all.

>>37197409
how do you have rich friends and be working class?

>>37197330
Its interesting how theyve written it. Woman stabs because mental health is bad due to drugs and abusive relationship. Man stabs because he is unemployed, of no fixed address etc. At least thats how my local stabbings are reported. Would be nice to have the same compassion for men.

>>37197386

Just dress up like a judge and enforce sharia law

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>>37197386
Suicide is against the law.
As you have not yet killed yourself, or made an attempt I will let this pass with warning.

>tfw always wanted Megacityesque society, but not like this.

>>37197355
meanwhile i know lads who have lost their places at uni from bullshit completely unsubstantiated rape cases

>>37197409
you don't find happiness with that vapid shit

>>37197441
>but not like this.
how then?

>>37197428
One of the best schools in the area took kids in who were either:

>good at an exam
>had strong ties to the church

This school was also free and even better than the local paid schools.

A lot of kids would just pretend to go to church for years to get in/or be academically gifted enough to pass the exam.

This meant there was all sorts in attendance.

>>37197441
>Dredd uses red sauce and not brown on his bacon buttie

Always knew he was based

>>37197330
I've always wanted to bring up the massive gulf in sentences for women and the tiny female prison population

never had the balls to talk about it in class though, especially as I'm one of 6 guys out of 22 people with all female lecturers

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>>37197440
Impersonating a judge is against the law.
Sharia Law is not permitted under Megacity rule. You pull that strum and it will be the cubes with you.

>>37197466
i wanted to get into judge dredd but i dont know where to start

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>>37197452
I don't know, but I didn't think it through, this is terrible.

>>37197487
See pic.

>>37197487
start by watching the most recent movie since you don't need to know anything about it to enjoy it

>>37197330

I really want the kind of girlfriend who will give me coke and have to be restrained while she attempts to stab me, and that's not healthy.

How do antidepressants make you feel anon?

On a daily basis how do they affect your life? Do you feel more buzzed? Do you feel like a zombie? Do you feel a false sense of 'okayness'?

What do they do to you and would you recommend them?

>>37197552
>Do you feel
No. It's why I stopped.
Being miserable is better than not being able to feel anything.

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>>37197441
i vote for the tate modern being the justice department

>>37197552

Do not take them. I had SSRIs and they fucked my brain up, I don't feel anything now. The engine in my car caught fire the other week and I wasn't even afraid or thrilled or anything.

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>>37197473
Social Science major?

I know that feel.
>tfw teacher brings up female sentencing and says that woman are likely to get longer because men see it as abhorrent woman do things like this when they should be homely.

I chuckled and changed my major from Criminology to history.

>>37197409
I know that feel, they occasionally mention that I wear the same few items of clothing and I'm thinking to myself that's because my mum wont buy me clothes where your parents will buy you stuff when you need it

>>37197579
Is this even after you've stopped taking them?

>>37197609
Criminology seems pretty over subscribed these days

probably did the best thing lad

>>37197579
well you obviously feel concern

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>>37197575
That is for the Council of Five to decide piss ant.

>>37197450
you don't find happiness without either

>>37197450
Yeah but you aren't exactly going to be happy if all your mates have that shit and you don't.

>>37197636
suck my penis dredd, cant put me in the cubes either im behind 7 proxies

>>37197552
They level me out. I have a personality disorder though. Dont take them unless you have to.

>>37197636
Pissant is one word Dredd.

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>>37197639
I don't know, I'm not that happy being poor but I'm quite content with it. I don't have any desire to drive a """nice""" car or go to some shithole on holiday.
>>37197645
yeah haha all my mates, my rich mates

>>37197624

Yes, I stopped about a year ago and I still don't feel right.

>>37197634

Not as much as I used to.

Where is ebin anon

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>>37197657
I suggest you hand yourself in to your nearest Judge citizen. If I have to get tech to find you, it will be 7 years in the cube for evasion and a further 10 for verbal assualt on a judge.

>>37197696
Correcting a judge is not a crime citizen, but I am permitted to conduct a full body search, let's hope you're 'not' concealing some contraband.

>>37197181
this is a good post.

more like this

need to know what my fellow britfags be eating.

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>>37197745
I'm here lad, I woke up about 20mins ago

>>37197750
Was Dredd ever put in an iso cube in the comics

>>37197750
what do you think of the dredd tv series that got confirmed? think itll be any good?

also thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-iZgkkGuME

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>go on normiebook
>tfw the 5ft filipina who was in your class at uni now has bigger biceps than you
Just end me already desu.

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>>37197785
Not that I remember. I've read it since the 90s, and I'm collecting the complete case files despite reading a lot of the stories already.

>>37197788
I'm hyped. The film was good, and if they branch out it will be good. My fear is the dark judges will be the main baddy for season one. Is Karl Urban confirmed yet. I know he said he'd be up for it.

>>37197875
>Is Karl Urban confirmed yet.

not that i know of but it would be absolutely criminal if he wasnt dredd

>>37197764
Thank you.
ELBlox

>>37197918
Why would he do a tv show nowadays?

genuinely just had a wank watching the texas chainsaw massacre
what have i become lads

>>37197918
>He wore the helmet the whole movie
>he actually likes the source material
>he has the best grimace.

If he isn't it will be a fucking shocker. I'm just worried about if they can afford him for a series. Especially if it's Netflix or Amazon prime.

>>37197530
just tried to see if amazon sells any of the modern dredd and nothing came up for like half of them

might just read the complete case files that are in colour

>>37197949
dredd seems to be a passion for him

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>face won't stop itching
>have disgusting pube moustache and chin hair
>if I shave it it'll sting for a day before it starts appearing again and then itching

>>37197918
>>37197961
really think idris elba would make a good dredd

>>37197956
>what have i become lads

a legend

>>37197956
You're reaching the final stage.

>>37197977
trim it instead then
no itch, no sting

>>37197977
the itch will stop eventually. wash with some conditioner it'll soften the hairzs

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>>37197949
He is a fan of the comics, and is passionate when he talks about his time on Dredd, but I don't think he'd be available to do a series.

>>37197966
>not enjoying the b/w dredd.
Why lad?

I think 12 is the first coloured Complete case file.

>>37197996
Funny enough Carlos Ezquerra designed dredd as black in the first issues he created with Wagner.

That said, even he has come to consider Dredd white.