Let's have a /stupidgeneral/ for old time's sake.
>tfw too stupid to basic math without using fingers
>can't do anything past 2+2 from memory
Bow down too me, brainlets.
>>37208183
>wants people to believe he's intelligent but posts on /r9k/
Don't lie to yourself friend.
>tfw too stupid to kill myself
HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND
>>37208161
no problem in using you fingers for help as long as you get the correct answer in a decent time
>>37209327
>tfw actually fell for nigerian prince scam
>The world already possesses the dream of a time whose consciousness it must now possess in order to actually live it.
>too stupid to read single sentence
>>37208256
This is one of the most brilliant observations ever done.
Posting in 4chan in generally makes us of average intelligence at most.
>21
>stem degree
>still have to use fingers to count
>still dont remember who first US president was
>fished out eggo from active toaster with fork
>electrocuted self
>still believe 5 second rule
>>37209684
ok, you really a fucking retard then. btw im a deposed prince in caribe, and i need your help to get my money back
>tfw too stupid to ride bycicle
>too stupid to keep going in the stem meme
>changing my major to history
i'm stupid but at least i'm coming to terms with it
>>37209848
k how much u need
>>37208161
>tfw 2 stupid to really think
>>37208161
>can never remember which way to turn a screwdriver
>>37209793
>>37209873
>stem degree
>>37209769
nah mate actual IQ is 121 so technically gifted
>>37208161
>tfw mathematician
that's fucking hilarious, you're a true brianlet
>>37209969
how hard is pure maths this is me >>37209962
have to choose my university career soon
>>37208161
>32 years old and can't do laundry properly
I have a hoodie that is half-white half-dark, I never know which pile to put in. I tend to alternate.
I also never know which clothes a cold-water only or if they go in the dryer or what detergent to use sometimes. A lot of them get ruined that way.
>>37209962
>>37209969
>brianlet
It's so cute when /r9k/ pretends to be smart.
>>37208161
I write 20,000 words for a 2000 word easy and then I'll get 68/100.
>>37210022
m8 i have autismo to shit don't make fun of my one reedeeming quality
>>37209998
>called Anony-mous
>still points out which post was his
>university career
>>37209885
kek, fucking love you anon. start reading some books and study some maths or something and you will defo get smart, no one can be willingly stupid for ever
>>37210048
That's protty improssivo.
>>37209998
my IQ is ~136, and it's pretty easy, as long as you're solid on your foundations. They don't really teach you mathematical intuition in school (not for me, at least - crunched an entire school's worth of math in the span of a couple of months), so you wouldn't want to do pure maths unless you already have math intuition, or you develop it.
Once you get the intuition, it's pretty easy, then it's simply all about assimilation.
>>37210022
>he fell for my poorly laid bait
this has to be baiting my bait, you can have this (You) back, you filthy brainlet.
>>37210051
>i have autismo
You asked for this, pudgekin.
>thread for stupid friends
>filthy IQ having normal scum has to ruin it
go away you fucking faggots
>>37210074
>my IQ is ~136
>only 1% of the population has an IQ of 136 or higher
So much for anonymous.
>>37210208
Such is the state of /r9k/ since 4chan had to go mainstream. Nothing but fags and normalfags ruining our fun and self-loathing almost every day now.
>can't put in contact lenses
>lady at the eye doctor is yelling at me because I can't keep my eye open
>study for time series econometrics for a week straight all day long
>totally fucked up the exam and am waiting for an marginal pass
>go to job fair
>every single one of the jobs requires you to complete those multiple question with a time limit tests before being able to even send your resume
>tfw fail all of them at some point
help
>>37210245
>>37210263
>help
I wish I could friend. I wish I could.
>>37210233
You're falling for the normies are dumb and the introverted neets are the geniuses.
You probably think you are smart but lazy.
>>37209793
If your toaster story is true, how much did it hurt? I used to fish stuff out of the toaster with a knife all the time but I'd never put it in, i'd just push the popper up slightly so the bread was elevated and stab it through the top, effectively avoiding touching the toaster and not burning my fingers/ My friend made fun of me when he saw that though and claimed I might die so i stopped out of embarrassment, but I figured what i was doing was totally safe so long as I didn't slip up and jab it in.
>>37210213
>>so much for anonymous
>i'm 1 in 70,000,000 of that group
You're obviously a brainlet. Sad! (but also funny)
>>37210318
>You're falling for the normies are dumb and the introverted neets are the geniuses.
>faggot doesn't even read the conversation
The fuck are you on about, normalfag scum?
>>37210363
74,000,000 give or take. Now stop pretending that you're a brainfag. The fact that you need to be on this shit excuse for a board to validate yourself rather than making fun of the fake intellectuals at /lit/ is already proof enough of your underachiever status.
>>37210322
Hurts like a bitch.
>>37210243
wear glasses
>tfw didnt know about Samurai Jack season 5 till after it ended and the hype train died
im saad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IllSfxDXNvg
>>37210462
That's right puppet, keep on dancing. You're doing very good!
>>37210322
Immense pain/pressure in hand before falling back and blacking out
>>37210568
You got something on your face there, queermo.
>>37210322
unimaginable pain and numbing as stupidity increases