Walk in to your room, see thls, what do?

>>37208046
Pour gasoline all over her and light her up. Stop making these fucking threads you cunt

Untie her, kick her out, and take a nap cause I'm hella tired of this fucking lame threads.

Curl up into fetal position and cry and shake uncontrollably until she leaves.
Is she gone yet?

>>37208046
Lay on the bed next to her and continue browsing r9k

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Zombie ghosts leave this place

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>>37208046
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO WITH ALL MY CDs, ELSA

>>37208046
acid attack, she must pay the toll

>>37208046
I'd leave her there but I'd lick her feet, and probably nut between her toes.

>>37208046
>Free the strange lady
>Ask her who did this to her?
>Embark on a epic quest to avenge the sanctity of my house and get back at the B&E bastard who tied some girl on my bed

>EAT THE EGGS! EAT ALL THE FUCKING EGGS!

>>37208184
...y-you

oakland

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>>37208046

Projectile vomit and screech until the roastie gets out

>>37208046
give her the ol' orihinal succy

>>37208046
Thanks for the new bed with frame. I can finally throw out my old one.

molest her feet with my mouth

Smash a banana cream pie on her sexy soles!

>>37208219
Pic related was my exact thot

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>>37208046
CUT UP HER INSIDES
>CUTTING UP INSIDE
DONT SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>CUTTING UP INSIDE
DONT WAKE HER UP
>CUT ME UP INSIDE
IM CUTTIN YOUR ORGANS AND MAMEING YOUR ORGANS YOU FUCKING TOASTIE ROASTIE WHORE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

force feed her eggs until incapacitated

I know you guys think it's fun to laugh about how she died at the Ariana Grande concert but have some respect. She was a person who deserves a little dignity.

Tell her the safe word is lobster. Then what ever I please.

>>37208046

>Nigger nosed porn whore

Yuck.

>>37208184
me
then proceed to spark da blunt

>>37208046
Tell her to cancel her plans for the next month. Got some fantasies to play out and I mean to carry out them all.

>>37208046
>untie her
>"Ok cool now this is the part where you leave, I just wanna go to sleep"
> "Oh yeah, lock the door on your way out"

>Disgusting

Then do a 360 and walk away.

>>37208046
cut the ropes off, and take her to the nearest bus station so she can get home because I don't have a car

after fucking her senseless then giving her a concussion to make sure she doesn't remember

Cry, because mom and dad finally kicked out their useless son, apparently remodeled his room and got rid of his bed, and rented his room out to film adult videos.

And I guess I'd look up the nearest homeless shelter and try to get a job flipping burgers.

Why do you ask? Isn't that what you'd do?

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>>37208046
untie her and ask if she wants to cuddle

>>37208221
stop posting your face you retarded faggot

all you're doing is trying to cope by turning your ugliness into a joke, we can see right through you and it isn't even remotely working