>Meanwhile, in the Normie Mansion...

We already know what happens there. Make an /r9k/ one instead and start again.

>>37190143
I'm going to have lots of sex tonight and definately not have anxiety about anything

Guys I sold the fridge and bought some coke and hookers. Let's get fucked up and shoot porn. This is gonna be awesome.

>I'M IN LOVE WITH THE SHAPE OF YOU
>I'M IN LOVE WITH THE SHAPE OF YA BODY

>>37190181
Normies really don't get laid as much as you think they do. They don't even like sex that much, especially women.

>>37190162
lol no you don't. you and your one friend are like beavis and butthead, you bought a corona, and did drugs. you're not cool.

I wear a mask to impress everyone around me and keep my job and friends, but I feel so fake and unloved because no one knows the real me If they did, they would hate me as much as I hate myself. I'm surrounded by people but I feel so alone, I don't think I have any real friends like I did when I was a kid, and all of those friendships died because of stupid "life" bs like moving away or going to college. I'm probably going to kill myself unless I can get married to a woman and have kids that I can be genuine around.

Reminder that normals are never what they seem, and dishonesty is basically their defining feature, but it cannot be held against them because it is their greatest enemy/their greatest enemy's greatest weapon, both by being dishonest and forcing others to be dishonest by using dishonesty.

>>37191200
why do you need to impress them? just be yourself. jesus. people love you because you ARE the real you, not because you put up a front.

maybe you're unhappy with yourself because you're being fake. try being yourself and see how your friends respond. they might love you even more.

>>37191225
I don't feel that way at all anon, I was pretending to be what I conceive when I think of "a normal".

I'm actually terrible at hiding my true feelings.

Hey guys lets fuck some i11ega1 l0litas

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(normies love to yell intermittently when in groups)

>>37191306
Have you ever had a friend cheer for you?

>>37191335
Only when they knew I was doing something that would fuck me up in the end

>>37191335

It's not just cheering. I've noticed they begin to react this way to even mundane things as the group gets larger.

I'm thinking of compiling my field notes on normies into a pdf or something. I've taken a lot of them during my years of living in a college town and living next to a frat house.

>>37191225
This is so fucking retarded.
>people love you because you ARE the real you
Yeah because we all got people who love us.
>maybe you're unhappy with yourself because you're being fake
Not him but did the same thing because I was unhappy before being fake. And I was unhappy because I was alone.
>try being yourself and see how your friends respond
I did this and went straight back to being alone. It didn't take my normie friends more than a week to stop liking me and hanging out with me completely.

>>37190143
>I'm hopeful for my future!

>>37191414
Isn't it mind-boggling that people like this actually exist? I don't think I've ever actually been excited about my future in the long term unless it involved dying.