i need fucking help

>>37343328
>fcking smell but i cant shower because theres no water
you lost stinky boy
tell her to stay away from you

>>37343328
just roll with it. natural scent is sexy

>>37343372
how sexy is 2 weeks wiwhtout showering? will she be repulsed?

>>37343328
>but i cant shower because theres no water.

do you live in a backroom of a whore house??

>>37343328
Turn your phone off and don't answer the door
If you live with someone go take a walk for an hour or two

>>37343377
yes, she will be repulsed. tell her that something came up and now's a bad time.

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>>37343328
>>37343377
>2 weeks without showering
>no water
>her fw

You're fucked man. Try to prevent this meeting at all costs.

>>37343328
don't forget to greentext after she left disgustedly

>>37343377

either text her and tell her you're not feeling well and she shouldn't come over

or do this >>37343394

or find deodorant and put it in your armpits, between your balls and your legs too

Grab a bunch of fucking wet wipes and get to work. Or use a sponge, like the kind you use to clean dishes, except use the soft side. Fill up a bucket full of water and do it in the shower

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You dug yourself into this hole dumbass

>invites a girl over
>no shower for two weeks
>had probably a couple of days to find a shower
>bitching about smelling 20 minutes before meeting a girl

You were doomed to be a virgin for all eternity.

>>37343372
do NOT listen to this anon, no one wants to fuck someone who smells like an unwashed asshole

>>37343328
tell us how it goes, god speed you beautiful bastard

>>37343530
it's called pheromones junior

go bathe in axe spray

Man, there's no excuse for this shit even if your water is cut off. You could go to a gym to take a shower or ask some extended family or a neighbor, whatever. 2 weeks? Goddammit how do you live with yourself? I can't imagine even the most wretched of neets not showering for 2 whole weeks.

>>37343328
so do you live in the third world or did you fail to pay your water bill?

>>37343425
>>37343394
Completely agree with these anons. This meeting will be a disaster for you and should be avoided at all costs. I can't begin to imagine what you apartment/house/room is like if you can't even be bothered showering.

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Nigga just post pone your date for a later time(a few hours) and say something came up. Head to your local gym, check if they have showers and get a membership for like $10 a month. Start going there from now on. Planet fitness would be ideal.

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>>37343328
>You stink like shit
>thinking your whole house/apartment/tenement doesn't stink like shit too
shiggy diggy