>failed my driving test >mum was excitedly telling everyone

>>37343400
How did you almost get in a crash?

>>37343418
A car was coming towards me and I didn't even look to see it.

>>37343400
Nice dubs

Anyway, as much as I'd like to pile on and tell you you're a failure I know those feels too well. I failed my driving test first time up, pretty much first fail I'd had test wise.

I was embarrassed, but you kinda have to take it again regardless of how you feel. You'll pass.

You in the UK? How's that whole system work there? You just have to pay to try again or what?

>>37343472
Pay attention next time. Think about the dumbest fucking person you know. Chances are they can pass their driving test. You're statistically not the dumbest human on Earth, you'll pass next time. Tell your mom to stop putting the pressure on, your little brain can't handle it obviously

>>37343418
I mean, I guess I'll post it since I mae a thread about it.

>Be getting out of the city portion of the test
>Test guy tells me to start taking the backroads
>I take the backroads like he says
>The roads are twisty and windy, probably to give the instructor a good sense of car control
>Think that if I show him my car skills, he'll pass me right away
>Had my Eurobeat CD in the car already, and paused on Running In The 90s, just for this occasion
>Blast the radio and take a slight right at a little over the limit
>Guy is yelling at me to stop, and what the fuck I am doing
>Pull the E-Brake, but I guess it must've been too much, and snap oversteer into the other lane and nearly hit some bitch in a Prius
>Instructor freaks out and yanks the wheel, pulling me over to the shoulder, and gets out of the car
>He comes over to the other side and literally yanks me out of the car and throws me to the ground
>Calls the cops
>Get escorted back to the DMV with the instructor taking my car himself back
It was fucking embarrassing is what it was. My mom doesn't know exactly what happened because the cops dropped me off a block away because I wouldn't stop crying, and the instructor guy just told her I failed and to get out and never come back.

I want to die.

>>37343564
God bless that's some grade A hubris you got there. Well can you even try again? Fuck me sideways, don't pull that shit again if so.

>>37343400
A lot of people fail anon and in a way it's kinda better to not get a license

Getting a license, a car and stuff means investing time and money in the economic trap of the automotive world

The people running the tests will get you on some tiny detail and fail you

They want people to invest time and money in them, cars are a fucking waste of time and money next you'll have to worry about gas and insurance and cops who will screw you over

Registration and license plates, parking tickets and other stuff

Instead of getting a car look into other means of transportation, you should be the one laughing, don't play their game

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what are you fucking Asian

>>37343564
>Had my Eurobeat CD in the car already, and paused on Running In The 90s, just for this occasion
>Blast the radio and take a slight right at a little over the limit
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>37343400
Cars aren't meant for people like us who have a hard time focusing on reality, to be honest. I've fucked up so many times I want to disappear

>>37343564
>>He comes over to the other side and literally yanks me out of the car and throws me to the ground
>>Calls the cops
>>Get escorted back to the DMV with the instructor taking my car himself back
Nigger what the fuck is this shit ? This cant be real

>>37343400
>Pass your driving test doing everything perfectly
>Instructor still fails you because he wants to be a jerk
>Other person fails test for multiple reasons beginning with parallel parking to numerous mistakes on the road test
>Instructor still gives that person a pass because why the fuck not

I dunno what to say anon just on the bright side you're alive

Over a driving test

Wahh wah I hate my life I'm a spoilt rich kid who has no problems so I have to make my own.

Get fucked op maybe you should kill yourself

>>37343400
Dude I failed like 3 times because I really didn't give a fuck and I knew getting my license would cut off my free rides from friends.
I only got my license after I got a gf.

>>37343502
Australia, $50 each time you try.

You need to have 100 hours recorded before you can even take the test.

>Burgers have to take that kind of tests and lessons to get the license
>Still some of them manage to fuck everything up after getting the license such as driving while texting
Cant make this shit up

>>37343564
happens to the best of us man, learn from your missteps and adjust the path accordingly

>>37343564
lol what the fuck m80?