Hey /r9k/, how do I gena cute muslim gf? Thanks

>>37361827
the game is rigged lulz no point in trying

1. Be Muslim.
2. Be attractive.

>>37361871
I'm pretty sure american muslim girls are trying their best to get away from muslim guys

>>37361827
She'd get stoned in a Muslim country desu

>>37361827
>cover hair because showing hair to anyone other than your husband is haram
>cover hair, but wear skin tight form fitting clothing
>???
>muslim logic!!

I don't understand this shit

>>37362401
Westernized muslim girls just wear that shit to keep their parents happy, and now it's trendy at this point.

>>37361827
did you hear in the news about the young danish man dating a muslim. girl's father honour raped HIM

>>37361910
This. There are actually Americanized Muslim girls out there that don't do the bedsheets or any of that religious bullshit.

There was one qt3.14 Bangladesh girl at my job last year. Amazing tits
she had a chad white bf

Isn't it uncomfortable wearing clothes that tight?

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>>37361827
You go to an Ariana Grande concert, if you are lucky enough the suicide bomber is a woman.
Than you just kidnap her before she blows herself up.
As easy as that!
[spoilers]LE FUNNY MAYMAY [/spoiler]

>>37362964
lmao he thinks women wear sexy clothes for literally any reason other than to get attention

very rarely do sexy and comfortable come together, and that's why every basic bitch wears yoga pants

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>Be me
>Work in a accounting office that attracts a ton of Muslim immigrants
>Tax season rolls around so tons of people come in
>Constant stream of 5/10 guys and 8/10 waifus
>Gotta put each person's age on tax return
>Husbands like 30-35
>Waifus like 20-25

>mfw strongly considering converting to get myself an arranged marriage waifu

>>37363107
You won't need islam once Drumpf institutes the mandatory gf law under his misogynist apocalyptopatriarchy.
It'll be called the Two Parents, Two Scoops Law.

>>37362401
westernized muslims are all just attention seeking whores anyways who don't even understand the purpose of the hijab but wear it anyways because its "empowering" and think it makes them special

also OP pic is thicker than a snicker