Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on Instagram.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? Pathetic. I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all fucking faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
>>37361294
>banging hot girlfriend
no john this was not a banging hot girlfriend
Feminist hate thread
Yeah, you definitely look like you got the brains.
>there are people on this site right now that don't recognize this copypasta
BEGONE, newfags
I remember this pasta, from 2005 if i recall rite.
Good old times
>>37361294
how the fuck did an orange guido from 2008 get on here?
get the fuck out normie, you're girlfriend looks like a latex doll btw.
>>37361703
>being this new
>kicking other people out
Summer pls go.
>>37361728
>calls others new
>complains about summer
umm... projecting much?
Guys, this is officially a woman hate thread
>>37361754
>can't even use the projecting meme correctly
Just go to /b/ summer. The board is trash enough.
>>37361294
actually i get pussy often, the real issue is emotional oblivion, because i can never keep a relationship
>>37361806
>actually i get pussy often
get out
get out
get out
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>37361294
this pasta is very unrealistic
genuine guidos can barely write a coherent sentence let alone a paragraph
What the fuck did you just say about me, you little bitch etc etc