How do I stop being a /nice guy/? Oregano

every time you think about doing something nice, punch yourself in the balls

that will teach you not to think about doing nice things

>>37379843
May balls will become purple if I did that

>>37379864
then you will learn faster

>>37379830
Be an asshole online, watch it translate over to reality. Embrace the part and learn what works and what doesn't

>>37379830
Why do you want to stop being a /nice guy/?

>>37379940
It's made me a beta neet. That's why

>>37380123
I'm not sure that's the cause, I know plenty of lovely nice people who have very decent lives. Likewise, most beta neets are actually dicks, but a bit too cowardly to express it in any meaningful way.

>>37380214
Better to be a dick than a neet

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>>37379830
Like you can still do nice things for people. But don't let them walk all over you, if it inconveniences you without you receiving something in return don't do it.

>>37380241
The two are in no way mutually exclusive, or even negatively correlated in any way, but whatever.

>>37380267
Can I tell them to fuck off or is that not socially acceptable?

>>37380281
Maybe for most people but for me i need to develop a sociopathic mentality or not I'm fucked

>>37380284
Best bet is to tell them a lie like, oh sorry I'm a bit busy. Like if it's hey can I borrow a pencil say sorry mate haven't got one. Just lie dude, don't say fuck off because that's pretty jarring to most people, unless it's your friends.

>>37380264
If I did I'd be 6'10/ cant have that

>>37380361
Makes sense/ just need to learn to lie better I guess

>>37380382
Normies have a lot of practice at it. It becomes fun after a while, almost like a game because then you can talk to people about your lies and start drama.

Just started lads. Went to a public bathroom and didn't flush. Baby steps...