Newfag etiquette

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>>37520524
>All that white space on the sides
>Image cut in half

What kind of sick fuck would do something like that?

Have the original.

>>37520524
>don't try to fit in too much
overusing buzzwords like roastie and chad and ect makes you seem like a newfag

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>>37520524
For the love of God, please lurk a month or two before you begin posting. Also read the FAQ

>>37520719

Shut up, FAGGOT! I am the de-facto ruler of /r9k/ and I hereby declare all normalfriends welcome! This place should be a fun place to hang out, talk, and share memes. So be it. It's done. Get out of here with your rude garbage.

>>37520747
Create a separate board for that shit. This place is for robots.

I actually just found out about this website yesterday from my ex gf lol ill look at this to see what to say from now on lol!!

just be yourself lol : ) all people are welcome here! i hope you stay xxox ox

>>37520719
no anyone is allowed to post and say whatever they want there is no rules to lurking

>>37520747
>memes
neck yourself, if you want memes, go here
>>>/s4s/
and fucking stay here.

>>37520757

You can't treat people like that. I am the actual hidden rule and Overlord of /r9k/. This is my board. And I declare that everyone is welcome.

>>37520524
this board is straight up dead. once women become active posters the community has become unsalvageable. what you fags should be doing is getting chinamoot to make a wiz lite board that enforces banning women and make it hidden

>>37520757
wizardchan is for all the retard social rejects /r9k/ is for posting whatever you want

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>>37520747
Jesus Christ,the bait... Neck yourself.

>>37520814
>>37520747
read global rule #2
then proceed to kill yourselves
thanks

>>37520747
I got that summertime, summerfag sadness.

As for your topic op, if it includes the word "sex" and is not preceded by "I've never had," go to soc.

>>37520917
I turned 18 today actually

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>>37520747

Helll no. Saged motherfucker. The normies will turn this place into reddit guaranteed they'll kill free speech they always do to spare their feefees

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>>37520966
no you didnt retard
>>>/r/eddit

I'm a normie, and I seriously cannot understand why other normies come here.

I come here becasue it mellows me and it feels comfy when I'm down and I feel that makes me part robot

MODS, you HAVE TO BAN ANY ROASTIES WHO OUT THEMSELVES. THERE ARE NOW MORE WOMEN HERE THAN ROBOTS THEY ARE GOING TO DESTROY THIS PLACE LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE THEY TOUCH

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>>37520855
>>37521102
This board is unsalvageable. The mods will never ban roasties and normies from this board because it'll reduce web traffic and thus reduce ad money. The problem is the lack of rules. Wizchan is nice, but it's slow and has too much rules. Unless a miracle happens and r9k is saved, the best course of action would be having a /wiz/ board on 4chan created and we cede r9k to the normals. 4chan gets their ad money, we get a place to call home, wizchan doesn't get fucked by newfags, and normies get their containment board because /soc/ wasn't enough

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>>37521294
I am in favor of this.

Refer to the board as "/r9k/" not "r9k"

Referring to boards without slashes makes it obvious you're reddit scum.

I'm new here and we should be allowed to post and say whatever we want this board is random post and say anything so it's ok

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>>37520991
>>37521294

I've been spending a lot of time on double ch if you catch my drift. It's not as slow as people think, and almost everyone there has been a welcoming former half chinner. I literally made a thread asking if they welcomes people from 4chan and there wasn't a single "get out newfag". It was mostly welcome aboards, and their story's about leaving this r9k for one over there. And threads stay open waaaay longer so when you say "give updates, OP" he actually can, and you don't have to hope youre on when he does. They're in the original thread. I watched one for over a week where OP went on his first date, at like 28 or some shit, and was looking for help.
There's also lots of very, very rare pepes.

>>37521294
This, mostly.
Leave us be, normies. Leave us be.

>>37521829
go fuck yourself you underage retard

>>37522695

Just so you know, they banned me in that thread you made because I insisted that normalfriends and cyborgfriends be welcomed there. I'm coming back after my two week ban is done to resume my campaign.

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>>37520524
Sage and report these following thread.
>Traps, gay shit.
>Thread about women (Tits or GTFO).
>Any camwhore.
>Any shill thread.

Then read the sticky and the global rules. Plus, get familiar with chanspeak and imageboard culture.

PS: Do not be a cancerous faggot that is killing 4chan. Quality post are important and Ironic shitposting still count as shitposting. Also as always, Lurk moar before posting.

>>37523877

>Plus, get familiar with chanspeak and imageboard culture

Go. Fuck. Yourself. This is a website open to everybody and not everyone has to align with your autistic standards. The chans are known for being very autistic and rigid, and then bitching when nobody wants to use a certain board anymore. Things are changing, suck it up you pussy.

Don't

Use

Reddit

Spacing

Also if you're in an argument with someone don't cut out sentences from their post and respond to each of them line by line. Write out a paragraph instead.

>>37523905
You can always go back to that website if you are so offended by a single post. This might not be the best place for you to be.

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>>37523905
Yeah, I SEE what you're saying, but as it turns out, you're a fucking faggot.