How many orgasms do you think you've had over the course

self-induced orgasms don't count so zero

>>37541583
I've probably had 500 self induced orgasms and 30 non self induced orgasms.

>>37541613
>only 500
Underage chad get out

>>37541613
>non self induced
go away, normie

At least 5,000, maybe more like 15,000

I jerk off 1-4 times a day every day for 15 years so it's between 5,500 and 22,000 times

>>37541506
150 self induced, at most?
no non self-induced.

>>37542057
Hey kiddo, have ya seen the rules? Global rule number 2 says ya gotta be 18 to post here.

Probably over 5000 by now maybe?

Anyone who's number of self induced orgasms isn't in the thousands is not over 18

>4*7*40*6
Approximately 6720 orgasms.

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TFW never had an orgasm and can't have one.

Am I really missing out?

First found out I could whack it at age 11. Now I'm age 20. Some days could be zero, some days up to 4 or 5. So I guess it's in the neighborhood of 5-10 thousand

Roughly 4000 to 5000. All by hand. My hand. A friend helped me while fucking my ass once but I still had to finish by myself afterwards.

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>>37541506
Let's do some math:

>23 years old now
>let's say 3-4 tiny orgasms prior to 8 when I had no clue what they were
>actually jacking off since 8
>let's say 2x a day until 12
>365x2x4
>2920 orgasms
>let's say I jack off 3x a day until 14 to account for days where I don't and days where I do it like 8 times
>3x365x2
>2190 plus 2920 equals 5110 orgasms
>let's say once a day until 16 because I mellowed out and didn't have a girlfriend
>5110 plus 720 is 5830
>let's say I have 4.5 orgasms a day on average between 16 and 19 to account for days where I didn't jack off, days where I fucked like 11 times in a night, after-school blowjobs,and time spent apart
>4.5 times 365 times 3
>10757.5 orgasms, let's say 10758
>let's say I jack off once a day until 21
>11478 orgasms
>let's add one a day until 23, but subtract 60 for NOFAP
>11783 orgasms

Final answer is approximately eleven thousand, seven hundred eighty three orgasms. Give or take a few hundred for sloppy work.

And to think that there are women who have never had one.

>>37541506
1 to 5 per day since 12

Too tired to do the math

>>37542337
Jesus, yeah you are

>>37541506
not enough OP

>>37541506
I've kept a record of every time I masturbate for years now and I think I'm somewhere in the 1200 range.

>>37542553
Is this normal here, on this board?

>>37541506
If we count self-induced, then:
>Say I average ~1 a day
>365 a year
>15 years
>~5475
I'd call it 6,000.

>>37541506
Been tugging away for about 15 years now with an average of 3 times a day every day. So 365*15*3= 16425 tug fests.

600 times. I enjoy sex better

>>37541506
750 self induced
0 non-self induced

started jacking off at age 14, am 20 now, have had one orgasm that was not self induced

absolute lower bound
>1x week for 6 years
>(52*6) + 24 + 1= 337

at age 15 I was probably closer to 2 times a week, 3 times a week at 16, and 2 times a week age from 17 up to september 2015. at college dorms I've had to revert back to once a week generally.
>52 + 104 + (52*3) + 104 + (38*2) + 14 + 52 + 21 + 1 = 580

It probably is a bit lower than that since I don't think the first time was that close to when i turned 14 but 580 sounds like a decent guess.

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>>37541506
anywhere around 7-10k times?

>>37543926
I dunno. Other people might jack it at different rates of frequency.

>>37543926
its normal in this world and considering this board, its lower than usual

>>37543926
Lying? Yes very normal

>>37544439
I wasn't lying. I actually put some careful thought and effort into that estimate.

>>37541506
26,000 averaging 3 faps a day for 24 years.

Given an average of 4ml of ejaculate. That works out to over a 25 liters of cum jizzed during my lifetime.

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It's been around 13 years since I started masturbating, doing it at least once a day, probably somewhere around 7,000 times total.

Several hundred of those were also shared with friends.

>>37541506
>How many orgasms do you think you've had over the course of your lifetime?

not sure

>>37541506
I don't count, but 2,500 sounds like a fair guess.

>>37541506
It would be interesting to see some sort of tally of things like this at the end of one's lifetime. I honestly believe I would have the #1 highest amount of orgasms ever had in history, not counting those weird people who have involuntary orgasms constantly.

Minimum once a day for the past 10 years, so anywhere between 3650 and 5000.

>>37543926
saddly yes it is
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