>tfw you will never be a Japanese transgender girl

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>ywn be a Japanese femboy

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>Tfw you will never be a cup.

Japanese people have to learn like 2000 kanji to read and live

>I wanna be a chink dick girl

Why would you want that

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>tfw you will never be leader of a black supremacy group

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>>37542451
>tfw you will never be a real girl (female)

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>>37542499
>tfw you will never be a Somali pirate

feels like utter shit lads

seriously, look at this and tell me, is there any other modern occupation which is this aesthetic?

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>tfw you will never be a Zimbabwean elephant in Mana Pools National Park

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>tfw you will never be a young boy living in a giant clock tower overlooking the city of love

>>37542499
That has to be one of the stupidest reasons I've ever heard for not wanting to be Japanese

also being a dick girl in Japan has its benefits

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>tfw you will never be a Japanese 90's street racer

>>37542689
Honestly anon? You want to spend every year expected to learn hundreds or so in school just to pass?

Think you could do it mr.26 letters?

It's obviously not easy for anyone of any age

>benefits

Like what sucking dick?

>>37542451
That's not a trap. That's a pervy incestuous sister.

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>>37542451
> you will NEVER EVER be Kermit the Frog CRYING in the bathtub.
Sounds do comfy and Gothic.

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>>37542451
>ywn be a kickass calculator, with over 50 buttons (read it and weep, faggot).

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>>37542451
> You will never be an extra in the background of 'The Perks of being a Wallflower'.
Just fucking shoot me in the head.

>>37542480
just look at this jap femboy being pleasured, not even gay but this is fucking hot

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1496451116491.webm

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>>37542903
> ywn be a Futa kate Marsh

>>37542903
She seems to enjoy it, but I didn't find it that hot to be honest, way too rough at the end.

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>twf you will never be a Russian who's last feeling is the soft pavement

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>>37543042
> you will nvr live in 90's suburban California with a dad who wears short shorts, polo and has a moustache. You will never own a Disney world shirt made out of the thicker material they used back then, you will never see the printing of the shirt gradually crack and fade over the years.
> You will never buy a game at blockbuster, you will never be 24 when 9/11 happened.

>>37542823
just because something is hard doesn't mean we shouldn't do it

and that's such a bizarre line of thought, you wouldn't want to be a Japanese tgirl just because the language is hard? That's the first thing that comes to your mind?

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>>37543109
>tfw old enough to browse here but don't remember 9/11

>>37542903
Why the fuck are Japanese transgenders always so perfect

>>37542489
I can put my liquids in you if you want.

>>37543602
True, but it wouldn't be the same. Nothing could beat that feeling of being held in one hand, whilst someone tasted the ceramic side of my body.

I would never be filled with hot tea, making me feel warm and content. Nobody would ever drink out of me, while making small-talk in the office, or when getting ready for work.

I never asked for this feel.

>>37542537
this hits home too much man