weird shit you do thread?

>>37542025
Lemme fingerblast your fartbox

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>>37542025
About 99% I clean my ass til it bleeds

>>37542377
S-same, is it possible to get aids this way?

>>37542702
probably not dad

>>37542025
Whenever I have trouble pooping I shove a toilet paper ball up my ass. It hurts and sometimes I bleed but it works pretty well

I shit in the shower.

>You were banned for 2 seconds

Suddenly I don't feel so weird.

I masturbate by rubbing my penis on mattresses.

>>37542950
me too
feels pretty good

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I have masturbated to every episode of Reno 911 including the movie.
I also compulsively clean my ears with qtips, and have achieved a homeostatic balance so if I have to go without cleaning my ears (when I go to jail or hospital and they don't give me qtips), I get ear infection. I also eat my earwax, to gain its power.
I am also trying to discover new colors.

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>>37543080
No matter what I do, I can't see impossible colors. Is something wrong with me?

>>37542025
Wear my undies until there's visible discharge in it and I can sniff the smelly sweet aroma
Sometimes I watch extra porn, but usually I just sit there and fantasize and then I can feel it just come out and then I rip them off and take a look
Once I accidentally verbally said "my lust harvest!" and my mom heard me and said I was a disgusting monster

I love to sleep with no underwear and rip ass as much as possible and lift up the covers and dutch oven myself

Additionally, every time I see chocolate pudding I mouth the words "dump cake", every time I see a small dog I mouth the words "small baller", and every time I see a post man I jump up and down four times and yell "it's the postal chode!"

>>37542025
Same. Feels pretty good though.