I ask Stacy a question

>>37541995
thats obviously NOT stacy. shes one of stacy's uglier friends she keeps around to make herself look better by comparison, at best. if she EVER gets approached its probably just to get at stacy.
so tbqh you might get the succ. go for it.

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the opener

>>37542048
I have a hammer and everything looks like a nail.

>>37542050
Bump is like to see where this goes original ly

>>37542050
that greeting was too polite and not very warm. you shoulda included the question in that or better yet, didnt greet her at all and just ask

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Another girl I matched with but never had the courage to message. Suggest me ideas and I will decide what to try for.

>>37542108
I think so to. Do I make it worse and double message or wait for a response.

>>37542111
Tell her you like her jacket and ask what kind of music she likes

>>37542140
i think you killed it. best thing now is to make a joke out of what you said.
>"oh wait, who the fuck would ask if they can ask a question? lol forget i said that, but seriously, (insert cringe question here)"
id go for something asking about what she likes in a guy, preferably something like, "do you like tall guys?"

>>37542170
I like that idea. I wish I had a xany tho because imagining sending her any text is making my hands shake and my stomach ache.

>>37542215
Dude, let me help you, if you go for it and she rejects you, you literally lose nothing

>>37542193
Yeah I was going to ask for the succ right off the bat anyway. I only thought stalling until that cringe would soften the blow.

>>37542278
asking for suck off the bat is kinda lame. you gotta at least build up interest in you first.
protip: talk to many girls at once and you get really chadlike mentally. plus you can kinda lie and use them as topics to talk about with the others

>>37542278
I'm going to do it. Right after I smoke this cig and get my hands to stop imitating the Parkinson's so I can type.

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>>37542257
I did it, my dude.

>>37542322
Do I say that I talked to such and such or what?

>>37542465
Nice job. I'll help you if you need it, if she's into rock it's even better

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>>37542322
There's a fat chance of ever getting a reply now lmao

>>37542636
>"what it do"

I have never actually seen someone say this

>>37542794
I heard a kid, who I was pretty sure was on the spectrum, at uni say it ironically once.

>>37542636
HYPER AUTISM DETECTED!!!

On the real though, what the fuck does anyone reply to what it do? What the fuck does that mean??

>>37543526
you guys don't even know. I put the autor in autism. seriously though I have sever mental health problems that I have a team of professionals treating me for.

>>37544269
Dude
1. Don't compliment
2. Don't ask questions

Take it from someone who never used to get laid and now does despite being fat, broke, with mental issues and having no interesting hobbies (I am 6'3" which helps but it's not in my profile)

Be funny and be polarizing. If you're crazy, don't pretend to be normal. It won't work. Be your crazy self.

Find the first thing that catches your mind about a girl's profile or pics and make some joke about it. She went to Colombia? Cocaine joke. She looks fake pissed/pouty? Joke about her being a bitch.

Literally grab onto anything and make a joke about it. For every 10-20 of those you'll get one conversation. For every 3 conversations you'll get a number if you keep being jokey. If she challenges you, agree and amplify (in a joking way - remember context is hard to read over text and girls fear meeting strangers so make sure it's not like a "lol I'd totally kill your family LMAO!" joke but one that is very, very obviously a joke and is not about any intent to cause harm - no edginess). For every 2-3 numbers you'll get a date. For every 2-3 dates you'll get laid. I've actually met some decent girls from Tinder. And some real hoes. The latter tend to have prime bj skills.

Women generally live lives just as boring and plain as yours and are looking for someone to make them feel good. Even ultrachads get rejected if their game is weak (contrary to what you hear on r9k - I know a guy who fits every definition of chad and then some who sometimes has 3 girls a day and sometimes has dry spells) or if the woman's not feeling it.

Be funny, don't be boring and take the lead. Never, ever expect a woman to be a good conversationalist. A small amount are but don't count on it.