Crab-bros rekt roasties

Crabs are basically the spiderbros of the sea, aren't they?

Do crabs think fish can fly?

>>37616952
I think that and I'm not a crab.

>a woman's vagina
>smells like an oyster

great now i have a fetish and there's no porn of it

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>The woman, 28, and two of her friends reportedly went to Changi Beach and stripped down, an illegal act in Singapore.
>After sunbathing peacefully for 15 minutes, screams woke the womens friends who looked over to see the crab dangling from her region where the sun don't shine.
>Thinking the crabs pincers may have been poisonous, her friends removed the crab and took turns trying to suck any venom out of her.

>women

While I think they're stupid I think this is a case of roasties doing lewd sex stuff on a public beach, getting caught and making up dumb excuses so based Singapore doesn't fine them.

>>37618221
I used to live in Singapore, that kinda shit does not fly. They're lucky they didn't get in serious trouble.

I hated seeing tourists come over being loud and obnoxious. It made me embarrassed if someone saw me near them.

hahahaha this can't be real, it's just plausible enough that it sounds fake

>>37616675
Thank you snib-snab dude for your actions againts meatflappers

>>37618221
Porno scenario/10

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>>37616675
Nothing changed for this roastie. She already had crabs.

>>37618922

are there any anons here that know if crabs are capable of smoking/being able to get addiced to nicotine

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>>37618221
>>Thinking the crabs pincers may have been poisonous, her friends removed the crab and took turns trying to suck any venom out of her.

>>37619476
They don't have lungs.

You retards, this is not true

>>37618221
>Thinking the crabs pincers may have been poisonous, her friends removed the crab and took turns trying to suck any venom out of her
fake and literally gay