World's Worst Tinder Profiles

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>>37617065
Come on niggas some of you have to have some shit singles in your area

Fembot here. Is it acceptable or considered bad manners to make a tinder if you don't want to hook up? I just want to see how many matches I get and see what they say to me.

>>37617310
>fembot here
GTFO

>>37617310
Kinda, but why would that hold you back?
You'd be one of many doing it

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>>37617065
robots using tinder?
??????????

>>37617310
I did that and I'm a guy, so yeah go for it.

>>37617262
at least she's admitting she's trash

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>>37617310
Don't think anyone really gives a shit, they'll try and fuck anyways.

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i love this one
baka baka

>>37617065
>i am an earthquake contained inside my own skin
More like the aftermath of one

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>>37617430
Good lord, I've seen some fuckered up shit in my day but geez.

>>37617310
a lot of guys would not consider you relationship material if they found out you were using tinder
hookups or not
t b h

>>37617480
What if I say I'm here to make friends?

>>37617480
>a lot of autistic virgin manchildren would not consider you relationship material if they found out you were using tinder

Fixed that for you.

>>37617065
you live in indy op?

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How do these people exist without shame or humility? How do people lack self-awareness to such an extent?

>>37617652
these girls will always have people trying to messaging them. it doesnt matter what they write.

>>37617500
>I'm a woman using an app used exclusively to hook people up for sex just to make friends

Just make a dating profile on okcupid or some other site and see the hits you get. Tinder is a whole nother beast.

I have a huge folder of wtf material from Tinder, but I'm kinda busy and can't be fucked to post it unless people are actually interested

>>37617500
I'm just letting you know a lot of guys would take a hardline stance on it, guys who don't care just wanna pump and dump.

>>37617586
Aw did you get your feelings hurt? Yeah go ahead some guy is trash for not approving of you doing shit.
You're one of those fucking parodies of paris hilton from south park whatever whatever i do what i want >spits up a load of cum

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I don't even know...
She (he?) had even more of those disturbing pics. I will post if you guys want.

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>>37617766
Weirdos GET OUT

>>37617766
wtf dump em'

>>37617611
Yep, Naptown born/raised. Fucking hate the place honestly.

>>37617065

When god fails stacy
Poor thing

>>37617652
>Not embracing the life of a heinous villain and feeding off the disgust you receive from perceived sheeple

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>>37617766
That's the last i have of her (him?)

>>37617310
I did this and I'm a guy. I ended up getting a thousand matches in about 10 days. I didn't know I was attractive so it was quite a shock.

>>37617773
Holy fuck, is that Kojima?

>>37617766
That's an excellent profile though

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This one is great just because of the name.

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>>37617786

Damn, would still fug

>>37617775
cool. i don't see many hoosier anons on here.
i'm a little ways down south, and it's even shittier here, trust me. absolutely nothing to do, and way too hot.

>>37617810
Strong would.

>>37617796

I'm afraid that if I made a Tinder, nobody would match with me and that if I did make one, people that know me will see and mock me. I don't have any friends or anything. Maybe if I make one I can put myself in a far away town? Never even been on tinder before.

>>37617786
She's just some ~kawaii~ cosplay whore. They're all like that.

>>37617744
Oh look, it's a bitter virgin manchild who thinks he speaks for all men, especially the successful ones who have sex.

>>37617810
She looks pretty chill, dont know why you post it here.

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Im the one who posted that asian "cosplayer", will drop the rest of my collection now

>>37617911
You know what? The funny part is how oblivious you are. It's so fucking ironic you're sitting here butt hurt- you're probably some chads cum dumpster, you're sitting there without a chad bf ranting about how it's all non-chads fault. girls like you should probably stick to tinder instead of r9k

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>>37617995
Oops her snapchat is still there

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>>37617995
That's all for today

>>37618000
You have to be 18 to post here, kiddo. Come back in 3 years.

>>37617262
>>37617262

>subaru wrx

confirmed white trash

>>37618012
Did you take these yourself? They look Belgian snaps. This particular whore looks like she will easily put out on the first date. Unless she's just a literal camwhore.

>>37618037
I feel bad for her. She looks dead inside.

>>37618078
Confirmed lesbian too.

>>37618089
anyone who wears socks and sandals deserves to feel that way

>>37617911
>its a bitter virgin manchild
It's r9k
>who thinks he speaks for all men
Here? He does
>the successful ones who have sex
Aren't here, they are probably using tinder which makes them irrelevant in this argument
Every single step you take is retardation, why the fuck are you existing here? Kill yourself you underage fucking idiot

>>37618135
You must be confused. This is 4chan, not wizchan.

>>37618061
Do you think letting someone stick their pee pee in you, and getting mad at other people for it, makes you mature?

>>37618084
yes I took these myself, and I am indeed belgian.
Too bad I never got matched with any of the girls in the pics I posted, would've been funny.

>>37618200
That would make me gay, so that doesn't happen.

>>37618203
Damn, I want to bone that Asian cosplayer slut.

>>37618183
same thing + some irritating invaders like normalfags and roasties, but you guys dont belong here, its just impossible to eradicate you. i guess you're like aids in that regard

>>37617262
She looks like 40.
Is that what's having chad's cum on your face does to you?

>>37618238
So it doesn't happen because you don't want peepees in you, you just don't want people to know you're gay.
Thanks for explaining that clears that up.

i will never use tinder or internet date ever

i made a profile once kind of half not very seriously on a dating site but didn't include a picture or much information about myself

some guy responded to it and seemed kind of cool and nice so i clicked through his profile for a couple minutes at work and he was kind of cute so thought i might send him an email when i got home

when i got home, however, there was a long winded email from him about what a racist and terrible fucking bitch i was because i clicked through his profile and didn't respond right away

ughh. fuck that shit. never again. much rather be single

>>37618418
Burn the coal, pay the toll.

Why were you clicking on niggers profiles for? Did you want to get blacked?

>>37618480
i don't think he was black.. maybe light skinned hispanic? i wasn't paying attention

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>>37618418
>>37618499

>I talked to one guy and he was a jerk
>I'm never talking to anyone ever again

foreve/r9k/

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The beauty is on the inside

>>37618578
That's a man, baby.
- originally Austin Powers

>>37618499
> i wasn't paying attention

That's racist af. You should have paid attention. No wonder he wrote you a manifesto. The guy probably went full supreme gentleman because of you.

>>37617995
her only fault is that she is ugly and there is nothing she can really do about that.
i wonder if the people on here who cry about their own physical shortcomings laughed about her chin.

>>37617995
Can I get a quick rundown?
origimaru

>>37617995
That face holy fuck lmao

>>37618578
>writing 'vegan' in your profile
thats the worst type of human there is

>>37617310
FUCK OFF
>>37617329
>>37617337
>>37617423
>>37617480
>>37617796
You too orbiters, the fucking laughing stock of robots

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Met this pretty lil lass on tinder uguu c:

>>37618817
>not that anybody would know
this has to be a troll. Not only are they so delusional as to think they're a woman, they think they're a *passing* woman.

>>37617995
Why the long face?

Don't mute me.

>>37617995
she must have some habsburg blood

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>>37618832
My sides.
Origijzbznzkks

>>37618817
why do mentally ill faggots always choose shit and very uncommon names for their 'new' gender?

>>37618874
Fetishism of the stereotypes of the opposite sex

>>37617500
Why would you go on a dating app to make friends? You retarded?

>>37618914
"The app is most commonly used as a dating app, but has branched out to provide more services, making it more of a general social media application. "

>>37618578
Dueling banjos

>>37618817
Hey, at least it had the courtesy to be open with it being a tranny, many wouldn't.

>>37618940
it wasn't a secret though

>>37618935
Nobody who uses it will try to find friend though, it's just a bad excuse for women who want to pretend to not be loose sluts.

and secondly, no man is looking for a female friend. If he swipes yes to you it means he wants to bang you, not be that guy you call at 2am in the morning crying about how you're so lonely. He might say he wants to be your friend, but it's just a way to get close to you to have sex with you.

>>37618874
Lily is like the most common.

>>37617430
Oh fuck it's like someone created that shit just to trigger poltards.

>>37618979
Ausbot and I have never met anyone with that name besides ESL students from China who take an English name

>>37618803
Would you rather find out after you started dating?

could someone give me a quick rundown on how to make a fake profile?
I want to see how that app functions

>>37619045
It may just be translated into English syllables since Asians really like flowers (who doesn't, they are pretty common girl names)

>>37619074
That still doesn't count as Chinks aren't human, white or Australian

>>37618831
He meant that not anybody would know he's pre-op.

>>37618037
Dat backward knee doh

>>37619211
Never post here again, you fucking faggot.

>>37618578
>>37617995
Why have I never seen anyone this truly ugly in America?

>>37619407
I'm from Austria, we have a lot of absurdly ugly Serbs and general Slavs and stuff.

>>37619407
You don't hang around niggers much?

>>37617473
"""""""MURDERING WOMEN IS WRONG""""""""

>>37617766
>>37617773
>>37617786
Not usually an orbiter, but I would make an exception for h(er|im).

I should make a tinder and fuck all the unattractive girls that way they can experience getting laid since nobody else will bang them.

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ofiligano

>>37617995
Why are Belgians always so ugly?

>>37618957
I use to look for female friends a lot. I didn't want a relationship but it's still fun to flirt with them.

>>37618905
Actually, very well stated.

>>37617310
GTFO bitch, go and do what roasties like you do

>>37619546
Not even the ugly ones will have you, friendo.

>>37619759
>it's okay to be a beta orbiter

kys

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>>37619988
How do you know I'm not a chad and they are in fact my orbiter?

>>37618817
at least that lads open and respect peoples preferences instead of calling you a woman hating transphobe

>>37620004
On r9k? Possible, but unlikely. Also, Chad doesn't need female attention for validation. The need for validation from acquaintances and friends is a trait for the weak.

>>37620095
I don't much care about traits of the weak, that's their problem. If they're not my friend, or paying me.. it's really none of my business what their problems are.

>>37618711
I don't have a tinder profile though, and I don't expect anyone to want to date me.

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>>37617065
This poor girl, I want to take her virginity just to make her feel better

>>37620004
That pic is disgusting, but also cool somehow

>>37617995
I used to see girls like this, and want to protect them and shower them with love and affection. Then I started meeting and getting intimate with real girls and the reality hits you of what they truly are. Even this hideous deformed girl wouldn't be grateful modest and kind. She has the mental illness of being a woman and will constantly be unhappy and a slave to her unpredictable emotions.

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>>37620178
Origgginal conctentet

>>37620178
>>37620220
She has fucked dozens of 8-9/10 guys. The fact that shes 28 and uses tinder makes me think the number is upwards of 50.

>>37620220
not even THAT bad t b h

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Textless posts are not allowed.
OROGORO

>>37617473
Jokes on her, I'm a woman beater and my family/friends know it.

>>37620193
It's a very bad idea to hold this snails with a bare hand

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>>37620259
i want sleep with her

>>37620230
Yeah, right she looks 3/10 at her best

>>37620238
Even if you put a bag on her head, her body still looks masculine

>>37620259
>Tfw a guy says that it's creepy, but when a girl says that it's cute

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>>37618711
We are robots, everyone already makes fun of us. Therefore we are allowed to make fun of others as well.

>>37620220
where is this girl from i'd give her a good dicking

>>37620259
she's a chara-ass nigga

>>37620453
hey nice i'd dick that one down pretty proper too

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>>37617995
>mfw I'd hit on her and still get rejected

>>37617731
post it idiot i want to see

>>37618979
my doggo is called lily. no, she hasn't had a sex change

>>37620374
Yes you're right, but Chad is drunk and wants a nut right now, and there's a girl begging for his cock.

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heres a homegrown r9k profile

>>37619602
Looks okay to me. Only the tattoos on his head and neck kinda makes him look crappy.

>>37620713
Half of /r9k/ in a nutshell

>>37617995
If I breed with her, maybe our child will have a normal sized chin.

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>>37617065
MY FUCKING POST IS ORIGINAL AS FUCK

>>37620713
>>37620832
LE FODERA XDDDDDDddddddd Le hat MEME XDDDDD You hate woemen wat r u a virgen or somethin????
>THIS IS R909000K IN A NOTSHELL GOYS XDDDDDDDD
Get eviscerated and flayed alive publicly, you humorless retards. /r9k/ is not a board for absurdist humor

>>37619407
less inbreeding throughout the years

>>37619602
>drug free

>>37620958
fuck is your problem?

>>37620910
I puked a bit.

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>>37617995
Moonman moonman cant you see
Orig

>>37620004
WTF what kind of dog is that

>>37619417
Wien detected
You get the betas and uggos, qt's stay at home with the alphas that are not willing to give up their country :)

>>37617995
She looks like H. P. Lovecraft

>>37620998
Why do normies only think about sex? Fuck off, faggot.

>>37621232
i tried thinking up an answer to that and lesbians

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>>37620910
>I don't fuck around
>I fucked like 60 guys in two semesters

>>37617065
Do you live in Indianapolis or bloomington?

>>37621232
you fucking retard, the guy in the picture is a literal robot i wasn't making a joke

>>37620004
that's a strange rabbit breed.

>>37621130
Think again. Your prettiest girls are all working in the brothels in Wien. Last weekend I went to one again and fucked some at slavs. How does it feel to know only the uggos remain in your shithole country?

>>37617473

This is fucking hilarious. I'd date her just to see if she's serious.

>>37620446
nah cunt it's still fucking creepy, but unless you're a manlet you're probably bigger than her

>>37621321
I know, that's the issue. You're a normie who claimed his sex life was his problem.

>>37621262
Whats happening in that self-centered bitches head?

>"Yeah I fucked 60 guys in two semesters which basically means a different dick every six days... but you are the one that does not get to fuck me so easily, but instead has to proof his seriousness before getting close to that. Of course I still except you to be at least as attractive as all the guys I fucked before"

Isnt that a real turn on? She is everyones slut but not yours.

>>37621442
alright, you've made it clear you're a double digit IQ having braindead imbecile, don't bother replying because i'm not going to read it.

>>37621489
Yeah stay mad little pussy. Maybe you should fuck off back to whichever normalfag site you came from. triggered fucking cunt.

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>>37620910
theres no way this is real
originali

>>37621489
You literally said fuck is his problem, you donkey.

>>37620453
I don't know anon, I've seen worse.

>>37617065
tfw I'm the maleversion of this

>>37621262
>>37621466
You dumbos, it's not "I don't sleep around" she ment. Its the "I don't fuck around when it comes to X/Y/Z" form.

This roastie obviously know she fucks around, as proudly stated in the first sentence.

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>>37620530
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SEMPAITACHI

>>37619407
consanguinity

t. european

>>37617310

You know the answer. You just want us to excuse it. I suppose the betas and the redditors already have.

leave

>>37621639
>This roastie obviously know she fucks around, as proudly stated in the first sentence.

But now she wants love. So >>37621466 is correct though.

>>37621667
It's just unfair. There's not a single woman in this world who would have sex with me. If I were the last man on earth, but all females were left, >>37621679
humanity would die out.

>>37620274
Why?
Oregory house

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>>37617786
>cosplaying as Ahri
Huge redflag. Avoid.

>>37617995
>tfw I find her cute and wouldn't mind asking her out
I'M DONE FOR

>>37617430
Maaaaaybe you're jelous she's got the courage to be who she wants to be? :"3

>>37622334
wait, why is cosplaying a redflag, did i miss something? I mean just fuck her a few times and then gtfo?

>>37617310
wtf is the point of this then you dumb bitch?
> i want to use a hook up but not to hook up just to get attention and waste guys time..
no it is not considered acceptable

>>37618817
>not that anybody would know
lol
also check your battery

>>37620453
Super nice facial structure, the overnight is real but if you have the cash it can be fixed.
Those demure eyes are p rad though.

>>37622537
Ahri is kind of a whore character in League of Legends
i guess if all u want is fuk, then it might be a good bet

Bumping, don't let this thread die do soon

>>37617430
fuck man put a trigger warning on these things

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Got some more of this specimen if anyone wants

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>>37624044

>10/10 in britain

>>37622183
Parasites, specifically rat lungworm. Not deadly but it can make you pretty sick.

The snails are an invasive species, mainly in florida, like pretty much every other invasive species.

>>37617310

Online dating is already a huge shitshow without roasties looking for orbiters and reading their fan mail for an ego boost.

>>37624088
Looked it up, correction, it supposedly can be deadly and also brain damage.

>>37624044
>And odds are I'm not going to message you first. Be a man.

Ugh yeah. That's the good stuff right there. I love when ugly chicks act like they're hot shit. I'm probably pretty fucked up, but this stuff just gets me going.

She's actually convinced herself that the reason nobody's messaging her is that they're just beta pussies who are intimidated by her beauty and afraid to make the first move.

I mean, come on, who wouldn't want to fuck this gargoyle? Get your shit together guys. MAN UP.

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So if single mothers are really downtrodden, sleep-deprived, work 2 jobs, etc how come they always seem to have plenty of time to skank around on Tinder and Plenty of Whales?

>>37619602
If it weren't for the retarded tattoos he'd be kinda cute

>roastie comes into this thread
>instead of quietly lurking or maybe even contributing, the hole's first instinct is to derail the thread by asking a retarded question to make it about her

This is what you roastie apologists wanted? They ruin everything they touch.

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>>37624165
BE A MAN, ANON

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>>37624171

It's totally normal self-expression. It's CURRENT YEAR.

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>>37624188

>Looks like she has down syndrome
>Still found a dude to have sex with her

Women are playing on easy mode.

>>37617262
None of that is turning me away. The pussy game ridiculous until she throws a knife at you.

In less than a week you could convince a bitch like that to get your name tatted on her. That's when you leave nigga. Make sure she's not from your hometown.

>>37620259
>Starts reading
>"Aww this is kinda cute"
>get to the end
...

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>>37624044
>mfw this is what we look like to most women

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>>37624223
the "women can't be robots" meme is 100% real. there'll always be one beta faggot with low enough standards to fuck whatever animal shows up on tinder.

>>37617995
>Vlamingen

>>37617065
Hey op i live in indiana too

>>37620259
waifu material
origami

>>37617810
I see this a lot? Why do they lie about the age?

>>37617065
That is a hilarious joke, and I would probably swipe right just for it.

>Earthquake in the skin
>Has split-level face

>>37624311
Kind of. They don't see us as ugly, they just don't see us at all. The bottom 80% of guys are sexually invisible to the average woman.

>>37618817
Literally JoJo tier.

>>37620910
>I carry myself highly

This bitch must be high as fuck if she thinks 60 guys is nothing to be ashamed of. Really with numbers like that just do porn already.

>>37624170
Does she really think she'll find a cuck that desperate on Tinder? Dumb cunt better take her life over at 22 ass to OKCupid.

>>37620178

She could be a 7.5 post-LeFort-osteotomy, my niqqa

>>37624170
Bitch didn't even say how many kids she has.

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It's time to stop
oringal commentuu

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>>37624727
the rest of the description

I have a shit ton of really bad ones from NYC, but I'd have to sort through tons of screenshots because I screenshotted all the QTs too

>>37624739
>Not looking for hookup
>Not looking to settle down
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR YOU QUEER?

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>>37618853
you have no idea how hard I fucking kek'd

>>37624776
someone to whine to

>>37624776
an orbiter. But at 6'6" and fat as fuck she should have no trouble pulling them in from just gravity

>>37617065
Unironically I want hug Savannah.

Do you have more pics? Info?

>>37624831
>info

What more info do you need nigga you got the age the name the college the picture get your ass to facebook and do your own goddamn stalking.

Also that bitch must have had a stroke or something. Probably her entire left side is paralyzed. Damn of all the shit that can happen to the human body that scares me the most. Just half your body decides one day peace I'm done and you got to live the rest of life like that. Fuck.

>>37620910
Stop sleeping around then you stupid thot

>>37617262
>Service
>WRX
>Crazy

Kinda cool actually.

>>37624044
Be a human first

>>37621390
jesus what a dumbass. that's exactly what she's hoping for and she is serious.

>>37624963
At the same time it doesn't sound boring.

>>37624886
Can't find

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Translation from snownigger: i mostly communicate in memes

Superliked that bitch but didn't end up being a productive conversation lol

>>37625072
I saw one that had a pol meme as one of her pictures, but I guess she just found it one Facebook or something

>>37625072
Hallaparei.

Gar hun der pa skole i Oslo og er en weeb?

Tror kanskje jeg har sett henne online for.

>>37625072
>superliking a woman
If there's anything they find unattractive it's desperation

>>37620453
looks retarded but cute desu

>>37620453
She could literally get surgery for her teeth and be an easy 7+/10

Isn't this bit hypocritical that you mock those ugly girls.

>>37625101
Jeg er fra Oslo og fant henne "i naeheten jau" kjenner henne ikke da

>>37625148
Most of r9k are just average dudes that are either autistic or too socially inept to get grills

ex. every face thread posted here

>>37625102
Mostly for shits and giggles dude. I met some other much more attractive women on there

>>37624088
>>37624116
Holy shit. The more you know.
I like this kinda knowledge, thanks for the information anon.
I hope you have a good day.

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>>37618037
For a second I thought the person in the background was a dead body floating in the river.

>>37625166

This

t. Half-Chad

>>37620504
fuck off reddit underaged faggot fuck

>>37624223
>What is a black guy for $600, Alex?
The real world "blacked" are broads like these; nasty vanilla hood rats.

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This is from okc

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>>37626542
And the photo

>>37620259
BE MY EDGY WAIFU PLZZZZ

>>37626261
That kid is white.

>>37626569
lol @ the failed attempt to photoshop that mole above her lips out

>>37626906
>>37626569
although I guess it doesn't matter because she wants tyrone and he won't notice anyway

> Be fugly fembot
> A mix of boredom and despair and I made a Tinder profile
> Mfw it was just as shaming and pathetic as prints you guys took

Thanks God I came back to my senses a month after and deleted everything.
Hoping I didn't end up printed somewhere...

>>37627110

Tinder is for people looking for one night stands and friends with benefits. Only Chads and Stacys win on it. You should have made a dating site profile to get an accurate reading on where you stand.

>>37624739
>Bernie Sanders

I'd consider accepting just to debate her on politics until she starts autistically screeching and makes a scene.

>>37617430
This is worse than my lai

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Saw this shit the other day

>>37620910
She looks like she should do porn, and by the looks of it is well on her way to doing so.

Would jerk off on, would not fuck. Thot Supreme.

>>37621287
Indianapolis, right up next to Carmel.

>>37620259
Plot twist: chad comes up, fucks her brains out, she gets attached to him, he igores her, "oh god why did i do it", post black and white depressing normie memes and quotes, becomes a roastie and cucks robots

>>37628110
>good luck compare to my ex
How to spot an alpha widow 101...

>>37626569
>29
>still in the "fucking badboy niggers" phase
she's in for a wakeup call in the next few years lel

Is there even a point to signing up for tinder if you're a khv non-nigger black guy with /jp/ interests/hobbies? Seems like all the chicks are either looking for chads or nigger pets to parade around their friends...

>>37628759
>Is there even a point to signing up for tinder if you're a khv

No

>nigger black guy

Yes. You'll get thousands of messages from white women. All you have to do is act like a sex addicted criminal. That's all they expect from you. You'll be drowning in 8/10 white girl pussy.

>>37620910
typical college age lady, just not to hip enough to know to lie about it.

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>>37627982
>my lai
>bad

Every villager in that shithole was a collaborator.

>"n-no misturr GI, no VC here, j-just us innocent virragers"
>"booby traps? don't know of any, I am totarry innocent rice farmeru"
>"weapons? ours huts have farm toors onery, p-promise!"

Help slopes, get smoked.

>>37624188
>>37624044
fetal alcohol syndrome feautres, look it up

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>>37624311
Girls just want Jonathan

>>37617065
Tinder is a result of our degenerate society

>>37617480
>This

Girl from tinder seems to legit think im gonna ask her out after a few months of nude trading

>>37620504
not everything is about you piety stfu

>37625975
you're an even bigger idiot
you think they're talking about undertale when they mean the tripfag chara / piety
you're a faggot for recognizing the name chara and thinking undertale

>>37617262

looks like Cannibal Cupcake

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Obviously not a woman, but still this shit makes my receding hairline speed up x1000

Translation from broken snownig language to engwish:
I'm the person who lovs to read books, discuss philosophy and learn about the wonder of the universe. Therefore I often look up into the night sky and write poems. My dream is to make animations and inspire people whom I've been inspired by. I love cats and my friends and I'm also a cosplayer. I nerd (?) everything from cartoons, Doctor Who and anime and Harry Potter. My music taste ranges from everything from rock to jazz and I love musicals. I'm a very le weird person but I am loyal too

Also, states that he's 187cm

>>37619407
You are the ugly one, dummy.
>>37617995
Not that bad to be straightforward my close relations.
We Nordmenn are notorious for our long and intelligent faces. This woman is the ideal of every Aryan.

>>37620861
>not wanting Alpha chinned kids
>>37620910
>>37621262
>>37620201
>Even this hideous deformed girl wouldn't be grateful modest and kind. She has the mental illness of being a woman and will constantly be unhappy and a slave to her unpredictable emotions.
grounds for more love

>>37620713
At least he has the balls to post that, he might get a pity fuck

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>>37629451
>tfw gf is a qt modest girl who cooks and cleans and tells me she's so lucky to have me
I know it's muh anecdotal evidence, but decent girls do exist, and in fact some of them are browsing r9k right now we met here, she's been on this cesspool of a website for 6 years

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>>37628290
I live about 20-30 minutes away but I could never use tinder.

>>37617065
Does she mean she's literally shaking?

>>37629292
Seems just like someone enjoying life. idk why ur getting so triggered. is it because hes into mainstream stuff?

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Found a robot just north of me

>>37629811
You're being used

hopefully you'll wake up before you find out the hard way

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>>37617065
He's down for anything ;)

>>37618711
>>37617995
>>37629378
WAAAAGH WALUIGI'S DA WEINER

>>37624727
Arlene Foster?

>>37624170
>help me make my dreams come true

>>37620259
kek i'd date her to see what happens. she's probably trolling to scare away pussies

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>>37617430
Maybe hitler was right after all.

>>37620713
>24 years old, poor social skills, live with my parents, can't drive

i fit all of those, and i still have a gf.

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This girl who had photos with this guy who almost EXACTLY looks like Karl the cuck.

But this is Utah

>>37617778
>>37617065
Wanna try deformed mode as a male? 100x harder than normal robot nightmare mode

I can speak on this, because I have literally the exact same facial deformity as OP pic and am male.

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Another product of a Utah University

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>>37617773
>Highway to hell

>>37628110
I'm guessing she's fat based on the profile and the fact she's from (I'm assuming) Alabama?

>>37620259
Isn't that copypasta from tumblr

>>37628110
that texts speaks mental illness more than these >>37617262
>>37620259
>>37617473

>>37622384
>she
c'mon bud

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>>37632453
R u kidding me???

>>37617065
Tinder has made me certain most people don't have souls.

>>37628951
What about the children who were shot and murdered

>>37631767
Being used for what? I'm a neet loser with no money

>>37618037
>>37618106

Fucking shoobie's.

>>37620713
I'm sick of seeing this guy's ugly fucking mug everywhere he already posts his face all the time on /r9k/ I didn't want to see it in this thread too, fuck

>>37619602
D A M A G E D

A M A G E D

M A G E D

A G E D

G E D

E D

D

>>37629292
Seems like a bro

>>37617473
Women who drink beer are guaranteed mentally fucked
Also it makes their cunts stink

>>37624044
Her face is hilarious

And original

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>>37624044
Quasimodo-ass thot, Jesus Christ

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>tfw literally elrond

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Got a couple more

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Origin postito

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>>37626906
If she is BLACKED that is probably a herpe.

>>37618817
That fucking jawline kek

>>37629292
Er du dansker brormand?

>>37633897
she looks fun to party with

>>37627982
very few things are worse than my lai, that is not one of them. but it is still pretty bad though

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no further comment

>>37633859
Made me originally kek

>>37632723
They were gooks, they got what they deserved

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Which one of you did this
original original

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>>37617995
Orndkekwmw

>>37634883
What type of doggy is that?

>>37617336
Don't have to be chad to make an account. Doesn't mean they are getting matches.

>>37635291
Sounds like a real girl anon

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>>37617995
Looks like an overdose on Bogdabots

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>>37617065
what is this girl trying to tell us?

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This girl is cute and funny. I like her.

>>37635601
>tfw 3'11
how was this not original

>>37635601
That seems fair

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>>37633859
pizzaoriginality original originalia

>>37635725
Laughing that this was an original comment. Apparently nobody on /r9k/ would ever have called something fair.

>>37626542
>>37626569
Can you please stop posting these blacked memes? It's not that funny anymore and it's just doing more harm than good.

Other anons please stop replying to these trolls.

>>37632534
Utah Uni produces and attracts the worst trash imaginable. I hate what a fag haven SLC has become.

I do not hate myself

>>37635907
Another original comment kek

>>37635601
If thats her only requirement I'll burn her ear off with bantz she is cute

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>>37624044
I actually know this girl. We both went to a very small high-school in a small town. We rode the bus together.

She was pretty quiet. Also her mother had the same facial structure.

I remember my friends used to make some pretty cruel jokes and I would laugh. I feel really bad about it now.

>>37635291
perfect she is based on the description

>>37635561
She likes bring helped as she pukes unless she's the one holding spew girl

>>37636040
its okay anon. don't feel bad

>>37634883
nice rabbit origino

>>37620502
>>37620230
>>37620238
That's a dude fellas

>>37629280
I'm disgusted in both of us, anon

>>37631227
He fell for the math meme.

>>37628963
looks more like crouzon syndrome lad

>>37633727
top fucking kek
>unorigami

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Truly distressing

>>37636547
>take drugs
>cut off penis
>"so freeing"

this seems like more of a thread for /b/

>>37636089
and yet we're virgins for the same reason she probably is
but no, laugh

>>37633859
ISILDUR!!

>>37636815
DESTROY THE RING

>>37618817
This makes me so mad. He would be Chad if he hadn't fall for the tranny meme.

>>37625403
Laughed so hard my vision started going black

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>>37624188
Bitch looks like she's about to pick out the wrong brain for Dr. Frankenstein

>>37628110
I don't think it's possible to fit more red flags into so little text

>>37624223
might be her sister honestly. i don't think it's her kid.

>>37637439
its doctor FRANKEN SHTIENNN!!!!!!!!!

wow what knockers.

>>37626261
Does that kid look half black you fucking retard?