>shh shh shhh here he comes--Oh hey Anon! Uh, big plans tonight?

>heh, lmao, rofl, lol, kek, top lel, haha, omg

I've got bigger things than my plans.

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>>37615374
Why are you people in my house?

>>37615414
>what does that even mean
>Stace, your brother is SO weird

who the fuck are you people and where am i?

>>37615445
You know what I mean. You can afford to be weird when you're hung.

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yeah I'm gonna get drunk alone and play video games

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>>37615374
I'm going fick slogging with the guys. You may only come if you can answer my riddle.

https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=m2eyq9qTOQY

>>37615374
>hard tacos

Fucking bunch of filthy whores

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>>37615374
Girls night again huh? Don't worry, I'm sure you'll all find boyfriends eventually. Only if you go easy on the tacos and soda of course haha. Well goodnight, don't have too much fun!

>>37615445
My sis would kill any bitches talking shit about me

>>37615374
>i hope they leave soon so i can smell the couches

>>37615374
*flashes dick before I run back to my room*

>>37615374
>internal monologue
>Waah why do you have to be mean to me? I didn't do anything to you, I just don't want to feel like a stranger in my own home...
>actual words
>Nah not really.

>>37615374
i could either coward out and look like a fool with red cheeks or stun them with the truth

>Oh hey Anon! Uh, big plans tonight?
>i'm gonna play videa and probably masturbate
>go about my buisness

>>37615374
What are you people doing in my apartment?
Look i know those highschool kids saw me enter the weed dispensary, are you their friends or something?
Because i already told you fucking kids im not going to illegally sell drugs to you hellions.
Now get the hell out before i call the cops.

>>37615374
Im so fucking distant from this kinda shit, I thought the whole "hehe any plans?" was them making fun of me becuase I had no plans, then I read everyone elses shit. Is it my fault?

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>>37615564
>autistic response
>smug anime poster
There's a reason why you'll be here forever.

>>37615374
>Yes hail.and.kill
>Play Manowar
>Unsheathes zweihander (the manliest weapon ever created)
>Horizontal swing kill all stacies
>My duty is fulfilled.

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>>37616657
ugh same... only bc I have been asked that so many times when it is obvious that I have no plans and have had no plans for the entirety of my adult life.

but maybe that's just like, a polite normie thing to ask... idk.

>>37615374
>"I love my sister and appreciate that she enjoys your company, so you're welcome here. I don't appreciate being an object of ridicule or made to feel unwelcome in my own home. I've done nothing wrong to any of you, so please don't be needlessly cruel towards me."
OR
>"Do you gossip about each other behind one another's backs the way you do about me? Please don't do that to my sis if you do."

>>37615374
>Get hammered
>walk out in underwear and a bathrobe
> wet dot on underwear from where i just pissed and didn't shake well enough
>sit on leather cube thing and stare at them while eating just taco shells
>call them all sweet pea

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>>37615374
>Strangers in my home

>>37615525
Nobody wants to go anywhere with you autist. Ever.

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>>37615564
Now you are really gonna get laughed at

>>37615374

I let you live in my house because you cheated on Chad and he dumped your stupid ass, and I spent my high school years and early 20's working on my career so I could afford this place while you rode the cock carousel.

Shut the fuck up or get the fuck out of my house, I don't even remember saying you could invite your friends over. This is why mom and dad love me more and always have.

>not being at least ottermode and coming downstairs in a tank top or post-shower towel

If my sister brought over a bunch of Stacies, I'd seriously take a shower, go downstairs shirtless, and let my hair fall halfway down my back.

>>37616920
no no no nigga
the correct answer is this:
>are you losers talking about me?

>place hands on hips
>"ohh you"
>laugh track plays
>outro plays upbeat tune while showing each girl getting fucked by niggers

>"yeah, sis, I'm researching why the Jews did 9/11, and why do people keep falling for their lies"
>"so, anyways, why are you eating that degenerate shit?"

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>>37615374
c-c-can you guys touch me?

im so starving for a woman's touch

>>37615374
Yeah, Im gonna jack off to all and each one of yall judgemental bitches and spread it on your faces if any of you are staying over.
What? yall thought Id just shily strut away with my dick between my asscheeks? Fuck that, and fuck all of you I will.

>>37618676
>"I would, Anon, but you stink of putrid shit or something"

>>37615374
>WHAT ARE YOU SAYING ABOUT ME CUNTS
I actually did this when I was 15, I heard people talking about me and I hadn't been taking my anti-psychotic meds so I got a bit delusional

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>>37618702
i can take a shower real quick. Please I need this.

>>37616991
Absolute ladykiller

>>37615374
There was another pic of these sluts
Anyone got them ?

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>>37615374
Allahuakbar!~

this is for allah

>>37618732
>"No, Anon, a shower's not going to fix your face, though"
>"So make like a banana, and get the fuck outta here!"

>>37618792
[insert religious Islamic music here]

>>37615374

Yes am going for a run then a stop at the local super market to buy some beer , after that I will drink it by the river and contemplate suicide , walk home pass by the bars of attractive people my age , who are way out of my league , then I will go home and have wank to some ultimate surrender porn , and fall asleep full of shame.

>>37615374
Yes, I will be studying more about Quantum Mechanics, and the sciences in general, while listening to heavy metal and also reading the Epic of Gilgamesh, and playing Wargame Red Dragon. Anything else? Oh, also, if you are going to make fun of me, do a better job at it.

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>climb out from bed
>Walk downstairs
>Instantly greeted by the sight of pic related

How do you react?