>Oof...excuse me, do you think I could have your seat? This

>>37612301
You're not fooling anyone you fat bitch. Now make like a nigger and make your way to the back.

>>37612301
Eh, this I have no problem with. I'm fine giving up my seat for pregnant women, disabled/sick people, or old ass folk.

>inb4 REEEEEEE

>just stop eating you fat cunt

Absolutely, ma'am! Who is the father, might I ask?

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Miss me with that gay shit, thot!

>>37612301
Any person would immediately give up a seat to a pregnant woman.

But why the fuck is a woman who is that pregnant on a fucking train?

>>37612301
sorry, bitch. You should have fucked a guy with a car

>>37612301
you look pretty old...are you aware of the high chances of your child having extreme autism?

Eat this sandwich

>>37612301
Oh of course. By the way, if you ever need anything for the baby please take this card and call me ASAP.
If the father isn't around, I would be more than happy to take you two in and feed and love you.

>dumb stacey gets knocked up by chad or beta provider
>expects me to cater to her needs despite us both knowing she would be the kind to reject me in high school

>catching public transport
>not driving a car
Fucking poor people

>>37612301
Unless I have reasons to think she's a coal burner, of course, she's white.

>>37612552
This
Why should anyone sympathize with her
>omg everyone should treat me like a queen because I got fucked!
yeah no

>>37612428
i think you mean bowl of eggs

Start yelling "AM I UNDER ARREST?".

Of course, go ahead!

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>>37612301
Fuck breeder privilege. You got on a full bus. Make better choices.

>>37612301
>using public transportation
lmao the absolute peasants

no ma'am but I can bend you over and rail you while I hold your belly

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>>37612301
Begone thot ,no chad fucker will sit on my spot REEEEEE

>>37612366
Pregies also have to work and some of them can't afford cars/can't drive.

>>37612331
Me too. The only one kind of people that I don't give my seat to is fat people (in my country there are special seats for old/pregies/fat people, but IDGAF about faties).

I once gave up my seat on a bus when I was in college to a girl who was wearing crutches. She was desperately looking for a seat when the bus started to move so I tugged on her shirt and offered her my seat.

My arm was also in a sling at the time because I had busted by elbow slipping on ice. Not a single able bodied normie was willing to give up their seat so an injured fellow had to do it.

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>>37612301

Well, it's not my fault you spread your legs for a stupid fucker without a car!

>>37614158
Cuck spotted
Kys

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>>37612301
>Women actually think they are entitled to my seat just because they got knocked up by Chad like the sluts they are.
Women need to be put in concentration camps and removed from the population.

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>>37612331
>>37612366
Since when did Whiteknights and Male Feminazis dominate /r9k/. Go back to tumblr

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That picture is taken from the viewpoint of somebody already standing up, so I'd just be very very confused in this case and ignore her.

>>37613647
Except she's dressed pretty nicely for someone who can't afford a car, and that's not New York or another East Coast, a lot of southern/West Coast cities built light rail even though they have a highway system, and as a result don't cover an effective territory

If you don't give elderly, disabled or pregnant people seats, you're a piece of shit. I'm a fat fuck but even I'm able to wait 5 minutes standing up.

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>>37612301
>>37614558
The correct response is
"Is the baby european?"

If yes, let her take a seat
If no, tell her to bugger off

>>37612325
this,

orignalistiosnjonognfnhdeh

>>37614584
Ok, after doing reverse image searching it's London, and on a bus. [https://fdstrps.com/images/116206/336592497.jpg]

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>>37614158
>he expects other people to care about an injury that was his fault for being clumsy
Go fuck yourself

Only if you suck my dick and swallow the load, bitch.

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>>37614625
Like i give a shit about white people. I'm white and I don't care about white babies or women.
You right wing retards are just like the SJW left. Women of all races are worthless sluts that have no place in a civilized and productive society.
So have a nice tall glass of shut the fuck up.

>>37614655
can confirm. am londoner

if you use a car here, you're seen as crazy

I'll never have a wife or child of my own. I f a presentable pregnant woman started talking to me I'd probably cry.

No. You are not carrying my offspring, so I haven no need or desire to invest any of my material or emotional resources into your well-being. If you want a seat, your mate is going to have to fight me for it. If he wins, I will back down and leave the territory. If I win, he will need to leave, and I will have the right to pummel you until you miscarry, and then eat the fetus. After that, we wait until you are fertile again and then I will impregnate you with my own offspring. This is how nature works cunt, get used to it

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>>37612301
STOP.

what race is the baby, ma'am?

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>"Huh? Fine."
>Never acknowledge her again

>>37612341
you have to be over the ago of 18 to post here

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>accidentally tripping a lady in a grocery store and hearing her baby's head hit the concrete

>This lil guy is getting so big!
F-for y-you...

>>37612552
Can't she want to have kids?

"sure no problem" and then I'd stand up and listen to music on my phone so nobody talks to me any further

You aren't a white knight for giving your seat up to someone who could sit down more than you
What the fuck is this

>>37613647
>not being able to afford a car
>oh, i know! I'll have a kid, those are cheap!

>>37616280
that isn't how nature works on a bus, retard
you think you're still fighting over fire and water over there? holy shit

>>37616280
>muh nature

>>37612301
>"ask someone else i weigh 350+ lbs i need to sit more than sum 150lb twig"
>continues to eat on public transit

>>37616522
Sure, but we both know thats not how it happened

>>37612301
>Huh? No, this is my seat, stand if you will.

>>37612301
>giving Chads spawn an advantage

What are you, a cuck? No robot should ever let any pregnant woman sit. It's cuckoldry, you're helping Chad.

>>37616522
Not him but even if she wanted to have them, why should he cater to her because of something she decided to do?

I can understand letting disabled people sit, or even old people. You can't choose not to be disabled. You can't choose not to go old. But if you choose to open your legs up, that's on you.

If I decided to cut off both of my legs and only crawl and then demanded everyone to make accommodations for me, would you think that's reasonable?

I doubt she would even get to ask you, 5 people would probably offer their seat before she even considered asking.

>>37618149
This isn't really about comfort, on something like a public transit, I'd hate for her to get knocked over and miscarriage over something so stupid. having a kid and being pregnant already seems awful, but its kind of required if you intend on having a family.

Also if you cut off your legs, everyone would make accommodations for you, those accommodations literally exist everywhere, Handicapped signs, Handicapped parking spaces, Handicapped Toilets, Handicapped ramps

>>37618188
>This isn't really about comfort, on something like a public transit, I'd hate for her to get knocked over and miscarriage over something so stupid.
It was her fucking choice, mate. She choose to take this risk. Let her do it.

>Also if you cut off your legs, everyone would make accommodations for you
Even if you willingly decide to do it and want something above the normal that already exists for handicapped people? I bet if you did that, cut of your legs willingly and told everyone you did it, they would think you're a fucking retard.

>"Whuh- oh, uh..."
>Hurriedly gather belongings
>Vacate seat
>Given thanks
>"ye"
>Given back seat because she doesn't want to take a seat from a retarded guy

Yeah, that's what would happen if I used public transit.

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I'm gonna break your baby bitch mmmmmmmm

>>37616280
Underrated genius post right here

>>37612301
The seat right there's up, just put it down so you can sit. I'm not responsible for you, you're supposed to be an adult.

i always stand on the bus even if it's empty

i'm paranoid that people will start puking or masturbating and i want to be able get off quickly

>>37616280
I don't go that far but yeah it ain't mine so Idon't give a fuck. I didn't put you in that position so you can gently fuck off with the shitskin
kid.

>>37616349
Hot af
Ororo

* pretends to be asleep while smirking
DEVILISH

>>37614558
Since when did degenerates take over R9K?

Go back to stormfart/whatever.

>>37612301
My response goes something like "FALCON",...

>>37612301
why are you 40 yrs old with a baby?

>>37612301
>punch to check if fake
>if fake - no banana
>if real - shake her hand, thank her for cooperation and participation in "pregnancy" check and give her my seat

>Autist
>Get panic/anxiety attacks on public transport, especially worse if I don't feel stable enough, as in standing up
>Tell her through heavy breathing
>Will most probably be seen as an arsehole/pervert

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>>37612301
Fucking roastie. You fuck, you get chads, you get anything from beta providers, you even take my /r9k/.

STAND THE FUCK UP ROASTIE. THIS MY SEAT !! MY SEEEAAAAATTTTT !!!

>>37612301
If she cares so much about the safety of her baby why is she walking around with heels? Retarded bitch.

Why do you guys hate everyone so much

>>37616547
Spotted the beef Roast.

This comment is original

>>37612301

>"You should have gotten knocked up by someone with a car"

:^)

>>37619212
You're not fooling anyone chad. Fuck off to tumblr

>look up at her
>......
>look back out the window

ok boys this thread fits
I have got an opportunity to reproduce
A lady wants that I shoot my seed up her canal.
Should I give it a try? maybe my son will come out as a normalfag. I am dirt poor so she can't take much from me

>>37618093
>sitting next to you, dicking around with video, filming some obviously autistic retard to have a laugh at later with my mates
>film you saying it, face shown is sweet HQ
>get up and give the seat to the lady
>post your reaction all over social medias while standing

>>37612301
>absolutely, no problem
is it difficult for you to be a reasonable person?

>>37616280
Now i remember why i love this board