How many days until you last had sex?

about 7,300 give or take

>>37702937
femanon here
4 years

>>37702955
Stop starting your posts with "femanon here". Nobody gives a flying fuck, bitch.

who cares when I have no job

>>37702937
somewhere around 5000, i don't remember very well that far back sorry

I have only had a blowjob but couldn't cum. Does that count? I still feel like I am virgin because I didn't cum or penetrate a vagina.

>>37702937

1. She was 18 and I literally handcuffed her and put a ball gag on her. Feels good to be Chad.

6935 without taking into account leap years and the such

>>37702937
It's been like 13 hours

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>>37703026
>>37703011
if only your humour didn't actively ruin other peoples plans you wouldn't be such obvious donkeys

about 45 minutes ago.

>>37703050

Mine is no joke. Except the Chad part.

been about 2 years and I didn't cum.

>>37703074
did you fake it?

>>37702968
i kinda do care if shes a girl

>>37702996
nah, it doesn't count, especially if you didnt cum, but its still something

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>>37703118
why? its obvious that everyone here is a fucking guy you gay faggot

>>37702937
Does being born count as sex?
>tfw I just remembered I was a c section

>>37703137
dont call me a gay faggot...

>>37702937
4 months. It was my first and only time in my life (and probably also my last).

>>37703149
I'm not a faggot, homo

>>37703090
I pretended she squished my balls and ended the session

>>37702937
I don't remember, but I think it was last year. Probably during the summer.

8395 days feels fucking bad being a khv

>>37703161
lol why did you end the session?

>>37702937
>until I last had sex

I'm not a fucking time-traveler.

Over 11000 days

>>37702937
The only sexual activity I've ever had with a woman was getting a handjob about six years ago.

>>37703192
I was getting soft

4 days since i last had sex

>>37703182
>>37702947
Birth is not having sex

>>37702937
You mean
>SINCE we last had sex?
Go back to school.

>>37702937
Dos dias. I lost my virginity, but I was super high and I kind of was bored during it.

4 days, but its the first time in 3 years.

Same girl as 3 years ago as well. The only one whose ever given me attention. Too bad shes in a relationship, i just wanna cuddle and watch movies and keep making our stupid in-jokes

>>37703279
>Dos dias
I don't speak Klingon m8, use British numbers

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>>37702937
it's been 8,753 days so far
going for 10k
wish me luck boys

>>37703318
Doesn't literally everyone know that means 2 days?

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>>37703318
>I don't speak Klingon m8, use British numbers
best thing i read here today

>>37702937
give or take 24 years

>>37703318
It's meenie sunups, love

18 days. Not even 17 because on Sunday morning that dumb bitch "didn't feel like it".

Am I a virgin if I had sex with a condom on? I've never felt a vagina with my penis because of using a condom

I'm 34 years old and have never had sex.

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>>37702937
Soon I will celebrate the 10 000th day. :)

>>37703680
You must be over 40 if you last had sex over 27 years ago

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I have never had sex and probably never will.

never had one

original

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does getting raepd count?

Never had sex but a girl offered me sex nearly 5 years ago now so there's something

>>37702937
At least 7500 if we assume that I had sex in previous incarnation.

turn 28 4th of july
so
10226 minus 2 weeks days

>>37702937
infinity days

10 extremely original days ago

>>37702937
4 years

3 years since I went out or did anything

2 years since the last text message from the last of my friends giving up on me because of avoidant personality disorder.

>>37704630
>avoidant personality disorder
>have had sex
>have went out
>have had friends
explain how

>>37702937
2 days ago. she loves cum in her mouth and was more of her first priority for having sex over the sex itself lol love it

>>37704643
>nobody ever has good days
>nobody can step out of their comfort zone
>nobody has ever tried to better their situation
t. aspie that has had penis in vagina intercourse for purposes other than procreation

>>37702937
1,100 days.

How does a poor guy found poor girls to pull for pussy?

>>37704796
how is this a question? get thee to walmart, pleb.

femanon here

no good guys so I don't

Shit, I probably just hit the 10 year mark

Like 8.5 months. I don't miss it

Over a year now
>but you can't be a robot if you're not a virgin!
Heh

>>37702937
About a year and half.

I miss it

>>37704813
That's actually not the worst idea. Striking up conversation with okay looking girls that appear poor may not be the worst strategy.

>tfw you somehow never saved enough money for a car

Child support is rough, guys. Always condom up even with your girl.

>>37704890
i genuinely hope you have learned something from your experiences anon. I am sorry.

Last time my penis was in a vagina was around 7300 days ago.

>>37702937
does coming out of my mom's pussy count as sex?

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>>37702937
>Implying I had sex for the first time ever

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I never had sex. Feels bad mang.

>>37704915
I did. It just takes up a lot of your money but I had unprotected sex, got a woman pregnant, so there's literally no one to blame for myself.

Besides, I love my kid. I don't regret having a kid. Maybe I regret having one too early but I don't regret having one.

>tfw I'll probably have to sit next to some rude crazy person on the bus today

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How does it feel to know that Ive had sex with over 1000 women?

>Im actually having a 5 minute break from sex right this moment.

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I haven't and probably will never. That says a lot considering I'm just turning 32.

>>37702937
femanon here
never

>tfw i was born with a c-section so i have ACTUALLY never touched a vagina

hold me...