/devilish/

>go to bed
>wide awake
fuckin showed them

>>37732221
>Someone asks on r9k for fitness advice
>Carefully convince them therebis nothing they can do and its just genetics

>sign says no littering
>throw garbage on the ground anyway

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>>37732221
>tell normalfag friends that I'll watch a movie when they asked if I wanted to play vidya and then leave the call
>don't watch a movie

>say thank you to cashier, sincerely
>I wasn't thankful at all

Haha, showed that bitch

I have major depression, so I strongly relate.

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>post in devilish thread
>tfw I didn't do anything devilish
>tfw that makes this post devilish
>tfw I just invalidated my post
>tfw I don't even care

>jerk off into sister's stockings
>cum is leaking out of it
>put it back in her drawer

/devilish/

>11 hours after wake up
>already tired

>throw away plastic bottle
>dont take away bottle cap that i should throw in the bottle cap bin instead

>watch joi cei porn
>mistress orders me to eat my load
>don't

>have to poop really badly
>Poop straight in the toilet instead of the poop bin right next to it
Hehrhe I'll be laughing when the pipe cloges

>>37732221

>be me
>2am, feel sleepy
>close 4chan and go to bed
>9am, wake up, still sleepy
>9:40am finally leave my bed and have a coffee
>10:30 chaperone mom to the groceries and supermarket because I'm the only that can drive
>12:00 back home, back in pajamas, 4chan
>1pm lunch
>1:30pm 4chan
>2pm feel sleepy
>sleep until 4:30pm
>wake up, but still sleepy
>play games on cellphone until 5:15pm
>finally leave my bed at 5:20pm
>only to get some snack n the kitchen
>back to 4chan until dinner
>on 4chan again after dinner and until 2am

>>37734624

pleas post a pic of the toilet and poop bin soon after use

>Tug and pull and push on shit in my ass hole
>feel it against my asses inner and outer walls
>feel its pressure as it's fucking my ass

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>Platter of cookies
>Take a bite out of one
>Put it back

fart in the elevator

>signs says private sign do not read
>read it anyways

>>37734260
jeez dude

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>>37732221
>>37732672
thanks for the hearty kek op and anon

>browse /r9k/ at 1.40 a.m.

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>mom says not to wear clothes when I go to bed
>wear skin colored briefs for when she does random checks