>i lost my virginity to my cat

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Greentext requested

A very original greentext, of course

>>37779351
AN ORIGINAL BUMP MLADS

>>37779273
Greentext or it didn't happen

iginalor mmentco

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>>37779273
>>i lost my virginity to my cat
This better be good

>>37779273
the poor bastard didn't deserve this

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>>37779273
I never fucked my cat but I wondered if she know I'm a man.
When I pet her, I like sometimes to put one of my hand uner her chest because it's feel good but I know she don't really like it, but it's fun a little bit to be dominate on her. and on the same time pet her one the head. so she still like it.

Also Is your cat at least ok?

That's pretty degenerated. You should consider seeking psychiatric help or become an hero.

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>>37779273
You what?
Not original

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>>37779273
>green text or stfu faggot

Well now somebody has to make up a greentext because I wanted to read a story about a guy fucking his cat.

Ugh, fine

>be me originallybloxbloxfuckyourobotbloxx
>chortle as I post the seventh BBC thread on /r9k/
>dorito crumbs fall into the crevices of my sweaty folds as they fall out of my chippy meth destroyed teeth
>suddenly see cat
>*heavy breathing*
>get the fuck over here you little shit
>grab it by the neck
>try to put tiny 3 inch penis into it's vagina
>stupid kitty scratching me Ow! fuck off stupid cat!
>hurhurruble guess who just lost his virginity? how can you manlet dicklets even compete?
fin

>>37779637
i really hope op is joking.
other than that, i thnk pets detect gender to an extent. I'm a trans guy, female to male, and my male cat got a lot more attached to me after I started hormones and my female cats were way more standoffish (they had bad experiences with males, the male cat had not)

>>37779915
>he actually spent several minutes typing this

>>37779915
well if the meth part is true i believe the rest but that's fucked up op. I hope you're clean now and just getting this off your chest.

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Here you go lads

>be me
>visiting female friends house
>start talking to her little sister
>talk about dreams, get into the topic of lewd dreams
>talk about it
>Tell her I'm really horny
>yaranaika.png
>she looks at me with a blank stare
>asks me why
>tell her because she has a petite body (I'm a pedo)
>she starts crying
>she asks me what I think about her sister
>end up sperging out about how cute she is
>boner is reaching terminal levels
>she looks at me with tears in her eyes
>exclaim that they will both be mine because autism lol
>sister barges in asking me wtf I'm doing as I'm lying on top of her
>her friends barges in
>autisticly explain it's OK because I'm a pedophile and I love her
>they threaten me with violence
>brawl takes place, I knock them out because women
>now ready to make love to the little loli
>she turns into a cat
>a cat is fine too
>mfw

>be me
>27 year old furfag and depressed KHV
>decide to masturbate
>open some furry porn
>depression hits that i will never get with a woman
>cry while still masturbating
>want to feel the insides of a female so badly
>look at my cat sofia sleeping on the couch
>gently grab her as she wakes up
>she stays calm for a while until we make contact
>insert my rock erect cock into her tight kitten pussy
>she starts hissing and screaming loudly
>i cum inside her cat lips
>i calm down after i realized what horrible mistake i just made
>she jumps off me and runs away into the living room
>>37779637
it doesn't seem to have impacted her at all. she still acts like any other cat

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Superb answer >>37779919
>I'm a trans guy, female to male, and my male cat got a lot more attached to me after I started hormones and my female cats were way more standoffish


of course they can detect gender you degenerate

>>37780000
You are fucking scum. I feel so bad for your cat

>>37779919
I feel like my one of my female cats are more attracted to me than the males. (2 males, 2 females).

>>37780000
You raped your cat you little shit! Consider an hero.

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>>37780000
pathetic, at least buy a fleshlight

>>37779915
>>37779979
>>37780000

I believe the one with the repeating digits.
Also, you raped your cat anon. is she afraid of you now?
Is she Spayed?

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>>37780000
Quads approve.
It is your cat. Your property. Do whatever the fk you wanna do to it.

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>>37780000
This shit is why I still visit this place.

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Aren't cats too simply too small all around to have sex with? Unless you've got a needle for a dick.

>>37780281
I think they got enough space just for the tip

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>>37780000
I tried to get my cat to suck my dick once and she bit it and I learned my lesson. I should have gone for the vag like you did. Bravo, anon.

I actually lost my virginity to my husky when I was 16

yes am furfag

>>37780000
Why don't you just get a fursuit at that point? Looks mean absolutely nothing when nobody can see your face.

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Rate pic of OP seducing his cat.

>>37780417
does it originally have benis or bagina

>>37780442
saved
orignal

>>37780454
He has benis and really likes anal for some reason.

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>>37780000
checked those sweet quads
put me in the leddit screencap

thx op i cum on cat she hiss at penis

>>37780000
>fucking a cat
>a squeamish animal with sharp teeth, needle claws, and lightning fast attack speeds and reflexes
Bravo OP, you have my respect. Very fucking brave, and very lucky. I imagine that a cat bite to the cock wouldn't feel very nice

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what the fuck is wrong with you

originalslsld

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>>37780527
>and lightning fast attack speeds and reflexes

If you ever played with a cat you would realize we're faster than them.

>>37779919
>i thnk pets detect social constructs to an extent.

Your cats are mysoginist piggu.

>tfw no cat or dog
would someone notice if hes anus was spread

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>>37780000
I wish this was the worst thing I read.

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>>37779919
Stop pretending to be a man. No amount of hormones can change the genetic fact of your sex.

>>37781099
>>37779919
also I forgot to add:
Get the fuck out roastie reeee etc.

>>37780000
How did she not bit your dick off? I imagine that would be the first instinctive reaction a cat or dog would have if you stick your dick in their mouth.

>>37780000
>insert my rock erect cock into her tight kitten pussy
>her tight kitten pussy
>tight kitten pussy
Fuck,this got me kinda hard. Fuck....

>>37779273
If this is true I hope to God you die a miserable painful death soon

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>>37780000
>insert my rock erect cock into her tight kitten pussy

>>37780442
underrated post

oregano postito

>>37780000
I'm surprised the cat didn't scratch your fucking scrotum and have it tear open so the testicles would fall out honestly you fucking degenerate.

>>37780000
How small is your dick?
Your cat may require medical attention.

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>>37780000
I expect nothing less

>>37780000
a day in the life of the average /trash/ fag