How do I get a bf who looks like this, goyim?

>>37778985
You already found it sweetheart. Yup, that's right, your muscle Bear is right there waiting for some nudes

>>37778985
why do you absolutely want to get a bf that looks like a faggot?

>>37779102
I'll fucking break ur neck u little cunt boy. Don't you dare saying again that he looks like a faggot

>>37779146
rofl, I take it back, he looks like a special ed kid

>>37779196
I know you're trying to act cool to impress this femanon but she's all mine. Sorry kiddo

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>>37779270
>talking to stacy and making her laugh
>chad just shows up and isn't funny or interesting, looks like he barely bothered to wash and dress this month
>get cockblocked by chad
>he tells me to fuck off
>I wimper and fuck off like a bitch
>when he and stacy walk by me he says, "sorry, kiddo"

this has almost literally happened to me
I mean, he probably would have said that at the end was it not for me feeling so small and depressed that I walked back up to my hotel room

>>37779403
You should of have fought him. You know, when you have nothing to loose it's best to unleash your autism.

>>37779598
I probably would have won, but I'm a coward. Plus Stacy would have helped chad and walked away with him and fucked him later that night anyway just to teach me a lesson.

>>37779644
Sometimes stacies value how far you will go for them in order to see how much you like them/to make them feel important.
If you would of have won, you should atleast be more dominant because if he doesn't back up and taunts you, you can just kick his ass with out looking like a Raging autist.
I hope this will help you senpai

>>37779740
nah, I would have just spilled my spaghetti pockets anyway

>>37779837
Dude rlly, if you're on this board but able to socialize with some qt, with out being physically beta, you should really work on some of your dominant aspect.

>>37779928
it probably didn't sound the way I made it sound
she was probably disgusted with me the entire time
I can talk to women, even sometimes without spilling all of the spaghetti immediately, but I am still a turbowizard

>>37780009
A turbowizard I see, well sorry I don't know any Magic spells.

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>>37780052
ah, you poor naive younglings and apprentice sorcerors have yet to see the demon world for what it is

>>37780090
Lmao

Cuntyginal

>>37780052
also, I could teach you the "nonspilliamus spaghettipocketus momentarius" spell, but it will cost you