>"Teehee! *sigh* You're so funny and cute Anon!

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>u-u-u-uh I was thinking maybe you and I-
>EWWWW ANON SERIOUSLY UM NO THANKS
>stops talking to you

>>37970679
>cute
you need to get a new prescription

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>>37970679
WELL I WOULD IF YOU STOPPED GOING FOR CHAD ALL THE TIME

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>>37970679
>How do you respond?

I wake up from this nightmare

>rip off my shirt and rub my nips until maximum hardness
>"ANON WHAT ARE YOU DOING"
>"Shut up slut"
>Shove my 3 inch long nipple in her mouth until she pukes
>run off
>get a call 3 weeks later from her that reveals her true love for bad boys like me
>get married a week later

Success!

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>>37970701
Im sorry i have to wear my cage to stop my night rape problem :( you wouldnt like me very much

>>37970679
Females in sweaters were made for hugging.

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>>37970679
the most classic
>why don't you have a girlfriend anon?
>do you want to be my girlfriend?
>no, because I have bf/I'm not looking/you ugly
>that's why I don't have a girlfriend
>pic related

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Get out of my face you mongrel shitskin

>>37970841
>Tfw will never have cage for little white dick and prep black bull