>"Anon, wanna smoke a bowl?" Greentext how the rest

>>37985712
>yes
>but mix some dope in with it
>this is some good fucking dope
>this feels nice
>I'm high as fuck

>"fuck no you degenerate roastie I don't smoke illegal drugs"

No.

Any other comment is not required.

Just no.

>but weed anon i dont wanna turn gay!

>>37985712
Greentext it yourself you lazy piece of shit

"I would but weed makes me feel anxious and paranoid. I've tried it before, didn't like it. Sorry."

>roastie, wanna suck a dick
>"sure"
>*gets sucked off*

>>37985712
>no I already have enough mental problems, thanks for wanting to share though.

>No thanks
>C'mon, don't be a buzzkill! One hit!
>No really, I'm fine
>Is something wrong?
>No, weed just uh makes me really nervous and it uh just really messes me up
>Haha, you must have been doing edibles! It's fine if you just smoke a little bit to mellow you out.
>I've actually never done edibles, I've only ever smoked it
>Geez, you're that much of a lightweight, huh?
>Uh yeah, I guess so
>[Silence.]

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>>37985712
>nightwalk at park
>meet teenage grils smoking
>they smoke me up
>I record their conversation
>get one of their addresses from listening back to recording and nightwalk past her house everytime I go out

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>>37985861
why do people type purposefully normal and boring like this? are they literally normies or purposefully typing boring replies as a joke??

>>37985861
>>37985928
>>37985955
weed isn't bad at all if you have dope with it
you'll be high and relaxed and the dope will have you feeling amazing.
you don't have to shoot up

>>37985731
d-do you mean heroin?

>>37986014
why do people make greentext posts purposefully normal and boring like this? ar they literally normies or purposefully typing boring threads as a joke?

>>37985712
>sure! cool pipe
>takes hit
>talk and smoke more with grill
>we both get horny
>start touching each other
>fuggggg :-DDDDD

>>37986120
i smoked with a girl before and this didn't happen even though I was hoping it would

>>37986014

OP asked what I would say if a girl asked me to smoke weed with her. That would be my response. Whats wrong with it?

>>37985712
Is that redbullbongwater? I added her on instagram a couple weeks ago and I recognize that pipe!

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>"No thanks, winners don't use drugs"
>hightail it outta there back to my clean, degeneracy free house and watch Die Hard

>>37985712
>No
That's it. Then she leaves.

>>37986177
Yes that is Natalie
Nice dubs

>>37985712
Why am I talking to a degenerate drug user?

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>>37986180
>not getting fucking lit as shit and meditating
get on my level

>>37986938
I'm pretty sure you can meditate without retarding yourself

>take hit
>over analyze everything in my head
>a-anon are you ok? you're being awfully quiet..
>mmm yeah im ok
>...........ok
>fin.

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ITT: anti-weed /pol/tard virgins who don't know that girls' blowjob game goes up 5-10 points after being high

>>37987000
You're thinking of dissociatives

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>sorry I only smoke backwoods you dumb thot

No ty, your herb is an unfinished product and I won't taint my lungs with anything that isn't some type of concentrate or hash

>>37987029
>being this much of a street trash, shit talking faggot.
Pot is degenerate, game over, grow up my man.

Fuck off ganja gremlin

>>37987029
My erection strength goes down 50 points when high, tho.
I miss when I was 17 and weed made me horny.

>>37985712
>no im straightedge and I have athsma thats disgusting get away from me
>can we still fuck?
>ok sure

>>37987096
>pot is degenerate
>grow up

Kek, this from a guy who probably drinks alcohol.

The hypocrisy and conservative mind-control is strong with you, ass burger.

>>37985712
>Yeah sure. I don't really smoke but it's not every day you get smoked out by a 9 year old

>>37987121
I know the feel. Past about 20, weed only had a negative effect on my dick 99% of the time. Either way though, it's almost always better to get the girl you're with high before she sucks your dick.

and yet I still smoke often before sex in attempt to get that weed-induced arousal I used to get

>>37985712
>"pack it light"
>"what are you, the jewish?"

>>37987043
>gets nob slobbed all fucking over

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>>37985712
>look at her
>'combust? fuck no'
>whip out Oil Rig and Cannabis Distillate
>i Vape Concentrate

>smoke
>get uncomfortably high because tolerance is low
>awkward silence
>etc.
>etc.
>excuse self
>go home and rub one out to the thought of impregnating her

>>37985712
>blow your jew grass somewhere else, degenerate
>wow fuck you asshole, no wonder you're still single
I've never talked to a girl before but I'm guessing that's how it will play out.

>>37985712

>take three hits too many off of bowl
>start to notice heart is beating weirdly
>secretly start feeling pulse to make sure everything is in check
>freak out even more even though pulse is slightly higher than normal
>tell her you need to use the bathroom
>run home and hide in room for rest of life

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>"What, really, uh...sure." I reply.
>She smokes the first bowl, blows the smoke into the air above our heads.
>Feel anxious, of course I'm anxious, I'm always anxious.
>Not today, motherfucker, I have drugs.
>Try to keep from coughing my lungs out because they're still semi-virgin.
>She's smiling at me.
>Smile at her.
>Sink into the couch.
>Forget about constantly trying to find solutions for all of life's problems.
>Let go of trying to create a solid philosophy.
>Let go of emotional inhibitions, for the most part.
>Think about what the drugs are probably doing to my brain.
>Rationalize that I'll probably be happier in the longrun if I have a dulled mind.
Bliss.

>Anon wanna smoke a bowl
>MARIJUANA WAS CHEMICALLY SYNTHESIZED TO BE STRONGER IN THC CONTENT THAN BEFORE BY THE KGB TO WEAKEN AMERICA'S FIGHTING FORCE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37987165
>le alcohol
delusional weedfags fuck off. your jew herb smells like shit and causes brain damage

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>>37985712
BEGONE TH0T

No , stop being a degenerate. This is something I won't even do with my 2D waifu, and you're just a 3D whore I do not know. Moreoever, by proposing such a low quality pleb pastime, you have proved that you are not very mentally proficient, on top of being a woman, and that is quite unsettling. I'd like you to go. Thus I repeat,no I do not want to lose my precious IQ points in exchage for a shitty hobby of smoking ,probably for social acceptance

>>37987739
>le weed
delusional alcofags fuck off, your jew juice tastes like shit and causes brain damage

>>37985712
ill be like yeah and we'll have a good time and then a week later she'll have fucked 2 other guys lol

>>37986061
do not fall for this meme idk what this man is saying

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>>37985712
>yes please im dry as fuck
I'd then proceed to get high and then when she is out of it, steal her shit and make up and excuse to leave.

>>37987716
i just wanted to let you know that you're pretty good at making a detailed post