>be NEET for 3 years >parents force me to get a job >actually

Just kill yourself before you have to go.

That way you'll die a pure NEET's death.

Get this concept of "normies" out of your head. They are not a different species.

I don't know but I have to go get a job soon or the fun is going to be all over because I only have like ~450 dollars to my name and you can't get high with no money so that is no good

I might go apply at the post office kek. that seems like a job a robot would have right?

idk
maybe try practicing on skype with 4channers

They are like you, their life had traumas too, they fucked up lots of times, were very sad or very happy in certain moments.
No need to worry. so my advice is imagine then as a piece of furniture.

>>37985470
>>37985358
this is pretty much bullshit.I have meet a lot of normies when i was a bat shit insane kid who was always fighting.Normies in no way think like us, all they care about is having *fun* and being retarded no matter how old they are.If you continue the way you are right now you might get bullied or maybe they will just leave you alone.It depends on how many red flags you trigger.

>>37985358
If it makes you feel better, replace 'normie' with 'people'. There isn't a lot of difference in this situation.
>>37985372
A post office job sounds OK. They always seem to be hiring too so you shouldn't have trouble getting in.
>>37985398
Nice idea, ty anon
>>37985470
>imagine them as a piece of furniture
I've tried this, it doesn't work.

>>37985536
Look at this normie trying to be special