It's my birthday in 5 minutes guys. What should I do

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>>38014823
masturbate.

i mean it's not like your parents remember you exist

Buy me ((you)) a couple of games on Steam.

>>38014823
Happy birthday, anon! You should go out and do or get something special, what do you like to do?

Get fucked up.

My tradition is to buy as many beer cans as my age and drink until I pass out.

>>38014823
Happy birthday anon. I hope it's not an awful one and that you find a 20$ on the ground.

>>38014865
>>38014850

Thanks guys, it just struck midnight about five seconds ago. I'm going to have a glass of whiskey to celebrate

>>38014823
I generally go to a secluded corner of the park, get wasted on a pack of beer, grab a bunch of energy drinks and fast food, and then play video games for 8-10 hours straight.
just like any other day

>>38014823
Put Your dick into a meat grinder with that thing that pops when you trow into the ground, If u didnt feeil pleasure add lemon thootpaste to it Now your dick is well cleaned Put yourself inside a garbage can but put a hole in it for your dick, wait
>PROFIT

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>>38014823
HAPPY BIRTHDAY. HOW OLD ARE YOU NOW?

i think you should relax and take a break from any troubles and tell yourself that its okay because its your birthday. lie on your bed and listen to some music :))))))

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>>38014823
Happy Birthday Anon We Love You <3

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>>38014823
Happy birthday anon! You may feel alone but you'll always have us!

>>38015213 If i was op i would trow my self out of the window

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>>38015097
Thanks man. I'm 22, and not relly sure where to go after I graduate uni this year.

>>38015031
>>38015126
>>38015213

Thanks guys <3 it really does mean a lot. I love you all.