How do I get a bf who looks like that?

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>>38032956
Be a woman who looks like this.

>>38033050
I remember seeing her on The Doctors. Guess she finally got those extra ribs removed.

Set up grindr and start looking.

>>38032956
Bodybuilder here. Food. Cook for a bodybuilder and he won't go anywhere. Trust me, eating 6 times a day is a chore. And lots of compliments, specific ones, not generic garbage but actual genuine ones

>The proportion between your posterior deltoid and lower trapezium is so sexy
>Wow I love those horseshoe triceps, great separation with your bicep

Don't compliment a bodybuilders abs. we fucking hate that, it's our most insecure body part. And help him shave, nothing worse than pulling a muscle shaving my legs and back.

Your welcome

>>38033094
that has to be unhealthy im sure.

>>38033203
Thank you, now be banished to /fit/

>>38033203
I can cook food what kind of food would they like?

>>38033203
>falling for the 6 meals a day meme
NGMI

>>38033203
>Cook for a bodybuilder and he won't go anywhere
I can't cook, even can't boil eggs or make coffee in a proper way, lol. I thought he would cook for me

That guy is huge and very lean. Most likely he is taking a shit ton of steroids. A normal guy can not produce enough testosterone to be that big and lean. It takes years of lifting super heavy weights to grow that big. And a truck load of chicken and rice.

>>38032956
>get arrested
>become his bitch boy

>>38033203
>Your welcome

it's you're, you retard, holy shit you are retarded, everything you just said is invalidated because of how retarded you are

>>38033776
Are you lookingn for a (You)? Because this is how you get a (You).

>>38033203
How about this compliment?

>Your feminine big titties are so cute, I want to suck them

>>38032956
Be attractive yourself

>>38033050
>>38032956
Do people actually think these freaks look attractive?

Do grills want this hulk-faggot?

This bimbo-ass retard looks like a cartoon character and not even a cute anime grill.

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Would I pass for bf? But only if you are grill

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>>38034004
>Do people actually think these freaks look attractive?
Sure, why not?

>>38035288
>someday...

and this comment is bloody original