Why does my boyfriend always makes jokes about having a small

Means it's above average .

You're welcum

>>38032804
How long have you been going out and why haven't you seen his dick yet?

>>38032804
How big is his dick compared to yours?

Its probably an absolute fucking monster, and he wants the surprise to be even bigger. Usually small dicked people are insecure and won't joke about stuff like that.

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>>38032829
4 months... we are both virgins and i dont know how to initiate anything.
>>38032854
>>38032817
i-is there anyway to tell how big his dick is without seeing it?

>>38032804
i wish i had a girlfriend that was really curious about why i talk about my dick being small

>>38032967
Are you a boy a girl or mtf? Its relevant to how you'd find out.

>>38032967
How old are you? Do you guys physically see each other or is this a LD thing?

>>38032967
>i-is there anyway to tell how big his dick is without seeing it?
You sexually assault him in his sleep.

>>38032967

A finger's width longer than your phone right now

>>38032991
girl now how ...
>>38032994
we are both 19 and met at highschool senior year, attending same uni now
>>38032997
i have tried feeling him up with my leg but he turns away as soon as he has a boner ( i think he had one atleast ) i don't think he wants me in that way..

Tell him you want to suck his cock til he explodes in your mouth.

>>38033204
Damn maybe he does have a tiny dick. If you really want to do something with him, have a couple of beers and just start making, then pull down his pants and give him a bj

>>38032804
A lot of guys do it because it's a free cheap laugh. Also if they are always joking about their small penis you'll be more relieved if it's average +. Joking about his dick also is a way to bring up a sexual topic in a more non threatening manner. He just wants to show you his benis senpai

>>38033204
>>38033204
>>38033204
Just take off his pants while he's sleeping and suck his dick

>>38033232
we are both against alcohol and havent even got to the stage of making out since we were eachothers first kiss makes us sound retarded but both of us really are
>>38033233
>>38033311
anyway i can make him start it? without being a big obvious whore

>>38033496
You're a virgin and hes your bf lmao how can you be a whore. Men want a girl whos dedicated to only them, but a maniac nympho in the bedroom. Unfortunately maniac nymphos usually fuck a lot of dudes and are unfaithful. He'll enjoy it.

>being 19 and having a boyfriend for 4 months without sex
this is so fucking strange

>>38032967
go to a club and start grinding on his dick. it's not a good indicator since he could be a grower but if he isn't a faggot and is actually a virgin as you claim then he will probably get semi hard.
that's what girls literally do at clubs when they grind, they're scoping out dicks with their ass.
also, he probably does have a small dick. so what? you're a virgin right? you'd appreciate a small one unless you're a "virgin" that has stuck dragon dildos up your cunt.

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>>38033538
Its cute, I wish I had a 19 year old innocent virgin gf

>>38033496
I know it's cliche but do the whole netflix and chill thing. Cuddle say you're cold touch him a lot give him all the phsycial cues. If he still can't get it then idk if you're close with his friends but you could bring up that he hasn't made a move yet to them and maybe they'll egg him on

>>38033496
>anyway i can make him start it?
this is not how rape works

>>38032804
OP-sama, why don't you just troll him into fucking you?

spike his drink with cialis, check out his bulge and pounce on him

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>>38033519
i just don't want him to think im some sex crazy whore, though to be honest i would really like to fuck him
>>38033598
what counts as a physical cue? is putting my hand on his crotch too forward? what about the condom, should i be the one to bring it if i want it to happen?
>>38033631
>>38033609
if only

>>38033686
Just tell him you love him and you're ready for him to take your virginity

>>38033686
You're not good at trolling, eh?
Have you tried that trick clothing that girls get where it just sort of falls off?

>>38033701
ive never said that i loved him before, i think saying it before having sex is a bit distasteful.
>>38033709
i guarantee ill mess this up and make a fool out of myself anon

>>38033762
>>38033762
>make a fool out of myself
everyone looks foolish naked
>i guarantee ill mess this up
better grab a towel