please leave a unique comment in my thread

I shall do so, dearest OP.

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MICROPHONE CHECKA ONE TWO WHAT IS THIS
ahem

THE SMOOTH CRIMINAL ON BEAT BREAKS
NEVER PUT ME IN YOUR BOX IF YOUR SHIT EATS TAPES

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>>38032996
Being female is easier than being male

trannies are sane

>>38032996
Opening poster, to you I say hello.
Hello Opening poster, How are you today?
I am fine, I just got up.
Did you enjoy your childhood?
I remember thinking it was a mixed bag.
Thank you for reading.

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>>38033137
>Opening poster

I think outcasts, degenerates, the poor and the unwell have a greater incentive to express themselves creatively, and the experience is instrictically more rewarding than for neurotypicals. In a world that seems meaningless, a song or a picture can seem more meaningful than anything in the world when the person is in flow with it. Forgetting everything about the world that makes them suffer. Lighter, more free afterwards... I may never truly find out why this is the case and probably spend most of my life really trying to accept it, and therefore, accept myself.

4chan is pleasant

I'm not virgin

what is a car

>>38032996
No
Organelle
Oragami

I've had sexytime

>>38032996
Every comment is unique on R9K on its own way but not really

... and she loves me back!

I'm a pervert

hate original

mochamochamochamocha

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>>38032996
your sister likes it in the butt.

The Jews are okay.

>>38032996
As a non-anime watcher, I don't think people who watch anime are weird.

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>>38032996
My name is Lawnmower Jones and I was born from a woodchipper of a pussy. I killed my mother on the way out shredding her lawn in the process and as a result, my father shoved me back into the womb and made me live there off of her flesh and fat until her body rotted. Once I outgrew my mother's bone cage he took his bone hammer and shattered her ribs, subsequently freeing me from her trap. To this day I have nightmares about being stuck inside of her and now and then my father will talk about "that time in Mr. Bones Playhouse" thinking I don't remember, and I pretend that I don't so he doesn't take out the bone hammer and crack my skull with it. My father is a rare breed of human, the kind that didn't grow their meat suit during childhood. Instead he remained a skeleton after penis inspection day and continued living on without visiting a doctor. Without the proper organs he developed into an ice cold killing machine and ever since he cracked me out of the bone cage he's taken me along on his serial killer adventures through Atlantis. Skeletons don't need to breathe so he opened a deep sea drilling business and discovered Atlantis, which was a shadow government being ran by Donald Duck, the key stock holder in the BDSM and snuff market. My dad blackmailed Donald Duck and brainwashed him into becoming a slut, and now Donald Duck is completely and entirely in love with him. He cannot cum now if it's not the bone hammer. The shape has been ingrained inside of his ass and it will forever remain, and he has been castrated. Going along with my dad on his killing adventures is always a nice time since he stops hitting me and pushing in my pressure points, but I met a girl the other day named Mickey Mouse and I think I'm going to ask her to the prom. I want to show her the surface and then strangle her, crawl up her pussy and blow my brains out all over her entrails with a sawed off shotgun. Her bones will petrify around mine and we'll stay that way forever.

/b/ sucks now last summer it wasnt that bad im an oldiesgay and i know everything beey was good before you knewfaggs came sage sage ylyl kanser sage MODS MODS MODS

I'm so full of hope and ambition!

>>38035579
I'm going to change my life for the better starting today!

>>38035074
Now thats an original post

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>>38035579
>>38035594
Life is going well.

i posted in this thread yesterday

>>38035610
I'm satisfied with my dick size.

>>38033461
>>38034073
>>38034506
>>38035698

Well, that says a lot about this board.

>>38032996
being alive is happiness

My dick is actually quite big

I think this place is good for my mental state

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Today will be a great day, just like all the other ones!

>>38032996
My life is going pretty good right now.

Hitler was evil

no other poster has ever posted this exact comment before

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I need tendies.

I dont know what will happen to me in the future help this is a call for help

It's not your fault but I don't know if I can help you out. Thanks again and have a great day. we have to be lonely and socially isolated and I will be there at the end.

Why would I do that for you? You are a nobody.

Niggers are generally nice people