>be me >19 >me and boyfriend are a cute yaoi couple

stop pretending to be an anime boy you perv

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>>38096234
But it's true. Me and my boyfriend are basically a 3D yaoi couple. You sound sad and lonely. You know, I bet you'd have a much easier time finding someone if you searched for a guy.

>>38096302
>much easier time if you're a fag
A lot of homos on r9k would disagree.

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>>38096311
But it is much easier if you're a fag. Consider the following: guys are easier to talk to, easier to relate to, have a similar libido, and you don't have to put up whith female bullshit. Honestly I'm surprised more people on here aren't gay, or at least bi.

>>38096354
okay brb Im going to will myself into liking men. I'm going to start by shoving a roll of quarters up my ass and watching Brokeback Mountain

>>38096354
The bullshit you have to put up with women is gonna be the same with men, especially if you're going for someone feminine. Why else do you think traps are just as bad as roasties? It's the femininity.

>>38096311
I agree that we disagree, guys are fine to talk to until you realise they're just trying to fuck you because you're cute.

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>>38096400
Just start masturbating and switch to gay porn right before you finish to condition yourself.
>>38096426
In my experience, feminine men are much less bullshit. Both me and my partner a bit feminine, but I'm definitely more so, yet he doesn't have to put up with any bullshit from me. Guys are just more stable and sensible.

>>38096159
>Why haven't you taken the gay pill yet /r9k/?
Already have but no bf

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>>38096432
>not wanting someone to be attracted to you and then proceed to have sex with you

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>>38096234
At least he's pretending to be a good looking anime boy!

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>>38096487
I'm sorry to hear that. I'm sure you'll find someone. After all, liking men will make it much easier.

>>38096159
yea sorry you're actually ugly and the only reason your boyfriend is dating you is either because hes equally ugly or there are a limited number of gay people in your area.

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>>38096546
I'm sorry to inform you that you're wrong. We're both decently looking. Maybe if you left your room for once and found someone with a nice dick, you wouldn't be so lonely you try to make others on the internet feel bad. Hell, you don't even have to leave your room, just pick up another robot in one of the many faggot threads, like this one.

>>38096489
>>38096432
>guys are fine to talk to until you realize the only reason they are bothering to talk to you is because they are trying to fuck you
Fixed that for him
It's not hard to put yourself in their shoes, guys

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>>38096626
That's certainly true of some guys.
And that's bad why?

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Seriously, why not at least give it a try?

>>38096159
i just can't get turned on by men

>>38096896
Try to condition yourself to like them, just put your mind to it.

>Tfw not cute.
>Boys want cute boys.
>Tfw not "hot".
>Tfw cute boys want hot guys.

Op, it isn't that simple.

>>38096961
I get instantly soft and disgusted to anything less feminine than bailey j desu
and doujins barely count since its literally
>draw a girl
>call it a boy and add a dick

>>38096650
Cause people want a relationship and not just bland sex.
Not the same guy btw, just thought to speak my mind.

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>Why haven't you taken the gay pill?
Because that's gay

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>>38096650
Same reason it hurts when a girl rejects your advances:
You thought you two had something, and you where proven wrong.

>>38096159

Thank's OP. I've only noticed it recently that I can get off to men. I've had sexual fantasies with guys. I will definitely consider taking the gay pill, just haven't thought about it.

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hey sup

if you are or are adjacent to being an "/r9k/ gayposter" i made the /r9gay/ board on 8ch

so if /r9k/ burns down due to someone leaving the light on, or you just want to stop by, you can do it there

Idk, I have OCD about homosexuality, or "HOCD", so I'm always confused about my sexuality. It's getting better but it fucking sucks.

Being gay is simply fucked up. Defective.

>>38098173
>being a breedernorm
lmao

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>>38096159
Because I don't take drugs.
I can only get intoxicated with a significant other of own or vodka.
Cease this faggot propaganda and let people think for themselves.
They need to learn that in particular these days.

>>38098229
Xenoheterogens in the water deplete your natural homo ions. It's not like taking a drug, it's more like taking a supplement to restore your body to its natural function.

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>>38098264
I'm fine with cherishment and nurture of what genuinely rejuvenates with sparks of closure and comfort.

>>38096159
>you and boyfriend are a disgusting 3DPD abomination
Fixed you up.

>>38096159
*gulp* s-so what do you two do together if i may ask...

>>38098856
If so please greentext !!

>>38096159
GTFO you fucking disgusting mental health faggot, get your disease elsewhere