Fake Chad on Tinder

Hold up op. Let's do a remix.

Put a fucking old rich guy on there and see how many young women are willing to dig for the gold.

*pinches cheek with my foot. "Hey, cupcakes. How about I take your freedom away and lock you up in my dungeon?"

>>38156747
re-colling.

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>>38156663
It's easy to find pics of male model chads on insta.

Not sure where to get rich old guy pics

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Could Chad land the 3-way?

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>>38156883
Just google "old guy in club" and choose from that gold mine.

>>38156961
Not really sure how to get multiple pics of same guy.

Also, tinder let's stacey set a maximum age of profiles she wants to see. I imagine those on tinder are looking for hookups with chad. Those looking for sugar daddies have their own sites to do so.

>>38157056
Keeping the age low just amplifies the creep factor. What we really want to see is how much roasties are willing to toss out their dignity.

We know they do it with Chad from the numerous threads from before. Let's shed some light on sugar daddies.

>>38157143
Can't we just enjoy a classic Chad hunt in this joyous occasion dude

Get memed normie

>>38157181
just do it op REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

let the Chad hunt start

>>38157181
Take your unoriginal shit to /b/.

>>38156747
rerolling for this shit orinagshsb

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You call that being a Chad?

>>38156626
"Hi Lexi. I like that name, like my favorite pornstar, Lexi Belle"

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>>38157207
>get memed on normie

What did he mean by this

>>38157241
lmfao
>someone is this autistic
>literally took the time to make a fake profile and message hoes he will never fuck
>this is all for "lulz"
Fuck this board

>>38157241
>You call that being a Chad?
Scandinavian girls are the sluttiest on the planet, so it don't count

>>38157243

REEEEROOOOOOLLLL

This post is unique as hell by the way.

>>38157287
I didn't create a "fake profile". All real my man, and some of the girls I do end up meeting, only one night stands ofc. I'm not sure why I come on this board since I'm the opposite of you guys in the first place desu

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>>38157241
Teach me your ways, Chad. Pls.

>>38157335
Be over 6 ft tall and work out. As long as you aren't incredibly ugly girls throw themselves at you. People here just seem to be lazy and blame their lack of attention from girls on anything but themselves

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>>38157325
Leave. Now. Go fuck your scandi whores and never return

>>38157325

Sure thing bud, all the cool guys who slay pussy 24/7 come to hang on /r9k/ right? Lying on the internet doesn't make you cool.

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>>38157325
>"I-it's not fake! It's real, guys! I crush pussy on the daily!"

>>38157369
I mean, I don't really care if you think I'm lying or not. Mainly just go on /fit/ but was bored ig? Calm down

>>38157358
>6 ft tall
Now I KNOW you're full of shit bc 6' is considered manlet in Scandinavinstan

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>>38157243
well no dubs but I guess I'll use this shit for lack of (you's)

>>38157512
good jerb OP

>>38157399
Ye kinda true but its mainly the working out part, id actually prefer to be around 5'11 cause its easier to put on muscle. As long as ur taller than the girl its np really

>>38157577
>working out part
GTFO with your BS. It's literally a meme, especially in cold countries.

Plus, catch 22 idiot:
-you're a dumbass troll
OR
-u're actually a chad
Either way GTFO this board moron

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>>38157566
>>38157577

Wow two dubs in a row.

What should we say to this stacey

>>38157660
I'm gonna hide every chair in my apartment so you'll have to sit on my face.

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>>38157793
Delivered originally

>>38157660
"do you often sit on your floor for no reason like this you dumb bitch ?"

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Oh shit guys we spelled her name wrong.

What now.

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Deanna seems down for the Chad bang a rang

What else should we tell her

>>38157920
So, my place or your place? ;)

Tell Deanna that you want her to also piss in your mouth

>>38157241
> mfw I have more matches on my real profile

>>38157920
I knew it would work. Sitting is the fad rn among normie sluts.

You probably could seal the deal rn by asking "just name a place and time babey"

>>38157888
"Sorry, Lexi, the lust overcame me just thinking about Lexi Belle"

You make me feel as hot as the Jews in the ovens

>>38156747
Rerolling 123434.

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>>38158011
Dubs achieved.

Delivered.

>>38158011
aboriginally this

>>38156747
Rerolling to my pussiollie.

>>38156626
make appointment at very expensive restaurant
15 mins before tell her you will be 15 mins late and she can start ordering.

>>38157888
'rather than an e at the end, wouldn't you rather have my d at the rear-end ?'

>>38157325
Okay so assuming this is real, let me ask you something. Why one-night stands? If you both enjoyed the experience why not do it multiple times, or even become fuckbuddies?

>>38156747
Rerollinginining.

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>>38156747
>>38156873
>>38158092
>>38158125
>>38158167

None of you fuckers can get dubs but I'll send it anyways

>>38158097
"You're a trap right? Just gotta make sure, last time I almost got with a ((((real woman))))"

>>38158213
Do it or your ma will die in her slumber

>>38158200
What gps app are you using?

>>38158097
Don't be so yandare! :3 :3

>>38158200
"Are you a virgin? I don't want to date any normies kek shadilay, if I did, consequences would never be the same attack helicopter 123123123123 Hitler was of questionable morals"

>>38158097
"What's your favorite hentai doujin?"

>>38158276
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.rosteam.gpsemulator&hl=en

Just some random one off the playstore, they all seem the same to me desu.

>>38158097
*sneeks up behind u* I'm gonna put it in!

>>38158200
"How would you like to get impregnated to the sounds of Beethoven (the dog movie (porn parody))"

>>38156937
Write, "I hope you guys are as aryan as you look."

>>38158097
"My mommy won't give me cummies. Will u?"

>>38158344
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boooooooooooooooooyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
But add in the question mark at the end plis

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>>38158213
>>38158257

lmao sent originally

>>38158409
The curse is lifted good luck spell activated

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Not OP, but I managed to steal an anon's idea and get this. Dubs decides if you guys want

>>38158476
ask her if she's down to piss in your mouth

>>38158476
ask her how much does she charge

>>38158476
*BRAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP*
You have been muted for 16 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>38158476
If dubs tell her to stop being a degenerate before kek ends the world on the 7th there is still time to repent from her disgusting ways, does she even realise she's just said this without anonimity to a complete stranger?

>>38158476
"Imagine If I was your daddy babe.... And think about how disappointed I am in you for being a skank who gives it out to any loser with an internet connection, you know dear people in China jack off to way cleaner things than what you just said, have fun raising daquans son by yourself"

OP here, I'm getting any more replies or matches.

>tfw even your fake Chad will remain a khv

Well anybody else is welcome to post their fake chads like >>38158476

>>38158626
>I'm NOT getting any more replies or matches.
It's the 4th of july dude

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I'm poster of >>38158476.
My Chad has at least a hundred matches so it's no sweat if we're struggling with one.

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>>38158131
oh fuck yeees do this please

>>38158664
"It's my dakimakua! Baka gaijin!"

>>38158476
"Can u make cummies like my mummie?"

>>38158664
" 2 nukes and you still haven't learnt your lesson, just be honest if you need me to nuke that japussy a third time with this american bomber"

>>38158664
'never mind that. my penis is dynamite and i want to blow up your pussy with it.'

>>38158476
Oh yeah? Show me some time this week ;)

>>38158476
"Please tell me you're a trap!"

Extremely original comment.

>>38157296
No german girls take that prize. Solid runner up though for the Swedish grills.

>>38158476
"Do you have a feminine penis, and if so, how feminine?"

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Another fake chad here plz give me a good reply

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>>38158664
>>38158476
Stacy number 3

>>38158787
"Don't act offended. You have probably fucked more guys than she has"

>>38158787
"Have you ever been in a camshow with puppets?"

>>38158787
"Shadilay my sweet lady, kek wills us to be together in nothingness, 123123123123123123123123123123123 attack helicopter my gender is Hitler"

>>38158787
"Nix more like DICKS OHH"

>>38158822
"You look just like a trap I banged recently!"

>>38158855
Dubs subs dubs uebsjd buobs dubssssssxx>>38158855
Dusbsuxudhsbxu. Susbxuxxusbs
You have to do this now

>>38158855
oh shit

nice double dubs too

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>>38158836
LMAO what should i say next

>>38158822
"Are you the eu? Because I wanna slowly collapse your anoos through a prolonged hardship"

>>38158920
"I'm the next person you're gonna fuck."

//And then suggest a place and time to meet.

>>38158920
I'm batman xD

>>38158920
IM RICK JAMES BITCH
origino

>>38158960
rolling for this

-an original reply

Someone should make an Elliot profile to see if girls really avoided him

>>38158960
Original Rerollerino

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>>38158920
I saw you on my thot patrol last night and thought I should check up on your M'lady

>>38158960
Reroll for this.

Too original.

>>38158920
*tips fedora* "Your dream come true"

>>38158920
i'm the best actor in the world, whether for tragedy, comedy, history, pastoral, pastorical comical, historical pastoral, tragical historical, tragical comical historical pastoral, scene individable or poem unlimited. and don't question me ever again.'

>>38159187
reroll gimme da dubs

>>38159043
I used to have one.
Got 2 matches or 3 in a bout 2 weeks?

One was a chink, one a bot and the other one a landwhale

>>38158409
Does swiping with a fake gps app work?

>>38158476
My fucking dick hnnnng. Post the profile picture

>>38159444
Neat! Omit the profile picture part (but still post the image here).

>>38159444
>>38159466
these if OP's still here

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Do you guys enjoy these threads? They are depressing. Chad can say literally anything

>>38159777
They're eye openers though.
It also shows most/all women are brainless sluts

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>>38159777
i think they're fucking hilarious, i don't really buy into the whole beta-alpha chad-robot dichotomy but i'm certainly not an alpha if i was forced into classification

its really easy for me to enjoy how ludicrous it is, and i really enjoy absurdism in general. maybe i'm detached enough from it? seeing shit like that happen doesn't tug on my heartstrings and make me feel bad, its a sort of "good lord how horrifying" bit of humor

attached is a picture of my cock

>>38159777
Nice trips. They are anything but depressing. We are the "alphas" now. Also, there used to be an op who pretended to be a middle aged man who used baseball related lewd comments.