how are american robots celebrating the 4th

>>38157271
I have to work at my retail job but I'm getting more than minimum wage today because of the holiday

>>38157324
what kind of store jobbot

BF1 With new york steak

>>38157271
might take a walk later tonight. for now im browsing a burmese fridge magnet site so things are going pretty well.

by getting drunk alone in my room, same as I celebrate every holiday. and weekend.

2nd day of being drunk alone in my room

if america wasn't so based we would never have the internet

>>38157271
I am seeing a concert. I couldn't get any friends to go with me, but I still hope to have a good time. Any Minnesota bots ITT?

>>38157271
Sex and alcohol.

>>38157774
Possibly.

Also possibly unoriginal.

Stayed in my dorm watching Netflix and pretending I don't exist.
>these are the prime years of my life
>this is college
It can only go downhill

>woke up in the afternoon
>got trashed
>now going to eat terrible chinese food and watch fire works with my parents

it's been a surprisingly nice

>>38157271
Going out to the desert to blow shit up with my nephews. It's going to be fun.

>>38157271
Slept all day, just woke up right now.

Getting blackmailed by some dude online.

Browsing /r9k/.

>>38158255
>Getting blackmailed by some dude online.

greentext, pls?

absolutely nothing. might kms.

It has been july 4th for the last 3 days, which I have had off from work. There is nothing I hate more in this world than work holidays, hell I hate my days off in general because I have no life. I'm just going to get slightly drunk and cook some hotdogs on the grill. I also have to open at work tomorrow 5AM in the fucking morning which is going to suck, but hey at least I'm getting paid and not in my room.