G-guys h-how does she know?? This roastie was making fun

4chan has been for normies since like 2006ish

Holy shit you are a retard. If you had played your cards right you would have got laid.

>>38171184
Fuck off idiot, probably only 5% of males on tinder actually have sex. You need to be a super mega chad. There's 100+ other guys messaging her right now most likely that are chads, and this girl isn't even that good-looking maybe a 6/10.

>>38171204
You are lying out of your ass. What's your agenda? What do you get out of lying about tinder?

>>38171212
I'm not lying it's the truth. The 80/5 rule on tinder is huge.

She's probably in this thread laughing her ass off
If you haven't noticed this board has become a great source of humor for all kinds of normies the last years.

>>38171204
Honestly, that is true but not for the reasons you state. If you follow a basic outline for your profile (lots of social pics, short but funny bio, etc) you can easily get a fuck ton of matches, assuming you live in the city. If you are still completely unexperienced with social media and texting, and also just retarded socially in general, getting females to meet up with you is almost impossible. The ones I did somehow manage to meet up with ended up being fat thots abusing myspace angles, which meant I would ditch before anything happened.
Honestly tinder is a waste of time, if you aren't an underage fag then just dress somewhat nicely and hit the clubs, if you really want to get laid.

>>38171126
Post earlier parts of the convo mate.

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>>38171368
Hwgurfjydhhdghh

>>38171226
Source? Oh wait, there is none. Because you're lying. Creating a decent profile on tinder is all it takes to get laid. It's easy. Liars like you have some strange agenda to try to sabotage chances of robots.

>>38171417
Keep going mate. Need to see a few more.

>>38171126
Haha holy fuck.

You come across as an absolute reckless sperg with zero self awareness.

>>38171417
>khv
>non willingly

Pick one. If you're a khv, it's because you choose to be. In your case it's clear, you chose to sperg out instead of taking your chance.

>>38171443
I have no choice unless it's by a hooker or I rape. Both are illegal and risky. I have no legal way of obtaining sex.

>>38171417

She's definitely not wrong you weird ass sperglord.

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>>38171435
Here you go jtfktchjj

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>>38171489
Htorgihgmkkkl

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>>38171501
Why do females hate KHVs like us?

>>38171517
I think I'm in love with Alyssa. She sounds great.

>>38171517
Everything she says is correct. She's literally helping you. You're an idiot for not listening to her.

>>38171517
She wants the D. Time to stop being a virgin.

>>38171517
she's right, but I fucking hate her she's TOO NORMIE

tell her to suck your dick or gtfo, it's already over

>>38171517

bullshit. if chad acted the same way she'd be still be sucking his cock within minutes.

>>38171517
Fuck thats hilarious, thanks for the laff ohpee

>>38171517
To be fair she isn't hating on them, she's hating on YOU for acting like a sperg you retard. Jesus Christ.

>>38171570
Chad wouldn't act that way, you moron. Chad is not someone who spergs out like OP.

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>>38171517
It's a shame she's going to end up dead in a ditch talking to autists like you

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>>38171545
>>38171548
She's a whore and looks like a person from whoville.

>>38171601

that doesn't change the fact that she wouldn't care IF he did.

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I hate females. Why do they try to deny this.

>>38171653
Just show your powerlevels man, tell her everything we hate about roasties, tell her that you'll look for a virgin muslim qt3.14

>>38171612
Myspace angle. She's chubby.

>>38171640
Of course she would, dumbass. Sperging out like OP instantly revokes Chad status, if one had it before.

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>>38171703
Here is my profile. Jggiytyiyhiugj

>>38171723
Bro you look like a, fucking serial killer
And that bio doesnt help at all...

>>38171517
Shes right
Telling a girl you are a virgin destroys every chance you have with her, what are you stupid?

And this is coming from a 27 year old virgin
I learned early on to keep that shit to yourself

>>38171653
the next step is start showing her statistics and infographs, you are not going to fuck her so redpill her while you are at it

>>38171723
this has to be a meme.
school shooter-tier pic, needlessly lists off all your problems in your fuckin profile like anyone cares or wants to know.. It just has to be a meme.

>>38171517
What happened to this board?
Jesus fuck become self aware
This KHV shit is holding you back because YOU make it hold you back
People put things in their identity of course , but your core tenant of your personality can't be "HURR DURR IM A KHV WOMEN DONT LIK ME"


Are women sluts ? Yes
Are women shallow as fuck? Yes

Does that mean that you moping about being a loser when talking to a girl will result in you getting laid? No

If you would've been fucking normal and just chatted about normie shit you probably would've had a shot

I know autistic people don't know how to properly gauge and measure social interaction and social clues and it probably explains your problem

Kids lose their first kiss at like 13
You're pathetic
You're a failure to humanity
You failed to reach even the very minimum in terms of interacting with the opposite sex

You're ducking pathetic
And Inb4 you fucking nigger normie get off my board
Jesus Christ you're pathetic
Me leaving the board will not change the fact that you're an idiot and pathetic

>>38171723
oh shit, is it really you?

I remember you, you are that faggot that thought he looked 9/10

kys pls

>>38171768
definitely change the pic

>>38171755
>>38171723
They probably see your bio as a joke
You're fucking autistic

Are you correct in that women are whores that suck cock and everything? Yes you're not wrong about that

But are you wrong in your approach to women? Yes

It's obvious you clearly want to kiss a girl and crave interaction from them
But it's fucking pathetic that you think this is the way to do it

>>38171723
this cant be fucking real

if so you look normie as fuck except for your shitty bio and obnoxious face. Shes 100 percent right about you. If you didnt act like a fucking autist you could easily be laid

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I'm back on tinder guys, what do?
Should I change my profile?
>Pic realted

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>>38171760
I am an 8/10.... originall.

>>38171723
Holy fuck...
Did someone meme you to write this bio or is this your own creation?
Neitherless this bio will only increase your hate on woman even more since they will just laugh at you.
You just shout in the world that you want to be pityful
Step back off the turbo autism train and chill

Otherwise just an hero, its your choice

>>38171811
Fucking hell, that ending killed my sides.
Keep it lad.

>>38171823
what a faggot, you're a 5/10

style the hair = +0.5
stop looking like a serial killer = +0.5

then you'll look 6/10

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>Talking like this.
>Being this beta.
>Using "chad" and "khv" outside of 4chan.

There truly is no man more pathetic.

>>38171863
fuckk if thats a 5 then im fucked


THIS IS A CIANIGGER PROTECTION WARD NO CIA NIGGERS ARE ALLOWED HERE

>>38171126
>matched on tinder
how tall are you

>>38171760
if this guy isn't attractive then I should just kill myself because I'm much worse in comparison

>>38171723
u r sofa king retarded m8.
stop trolling bitches
try to get laid with your swipe rights

>>38171723
>6' 2"
FUCK OFF AND DIE

not original

>>38171723
This has got to be a troll. Someone is using Aryan Chad's pictures.

>>38171895
I'm 6'2". I got about 20 matches after a week of swiping right on everyone. Only 4 replied, one was a bot, and 2 unmatched me when I messaged them.

>>38171653
this has to be bait right
>>38171723
yeah im convinced now

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>>38171126
>>38171417
>>38171489
>>38171501
>>38171517
>>38171612
>>38171653

She is 100% right. You don't introduce yourself as a autistic virgin loser you fucking retard. Who the fuck would want to date that? And the fact that you used 4chan lingo unironically to a normie is fucking laughable. She honestly seems way cooler then you do in pretty much everyway. Stop even trying dude you're fucking pathetic.

>>38171612
Where is this? I want to match with Alyssa. I want to take her on a date. I want to fuck her.

>>38171823
>>38171723
>>38171126
Oh god is that fucking autist who thinks hes "Chad" when he is a 2/10 in a very good day.
Honestly, fuck off to >>>/soc/, you retarded attention whore. You're pathetic. And well the proof is in this thread and in all the stupid threads where you post.

>>38171923
Who is Aryan chad?

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>>38171811
Here's my other pic, should I take new selfie?

>>38171944
>>38171126
Also, saged. Now fuck outta here, go crave for attention somewhere else, you ugly beta

The normies are studying us.

>>38171942
Are you going to quote virginity statistics to her while you fuck her?

>>38171947
The guy in the picture. Or, someone who used the pictures. He spammed /soc/ tier shit here all the time.

>why am I a khhv
>I'm rich and tall and good looking

Used the namefag "Aryan Chad".

>>38171925
>I'm 6'2". I got about 20 matches after a week of swiping right on everyone. Only 4 replied, one was a bot, and 2 unmatched me when I messaged them.
fuck off and die

>>38171863
80% of american population is overweight, a good 50% has a really fucked up face and another good chunk is acne scarred n shit
implying that this guy is 5 aka "average" aka worse than 30% of the fat fucks is just retarded.

>>38171961
Where is he now? I haven't seen any posts like that.

>>38171966
>>38171918
Triggered manlet uglyfag

>>38171953
looking good m8, you'll get some qts

>>38171723
Textbook school-shooter if I ever saw one.

>>38171953
not bad i'd fuck your boipucci

>>38171823
you kind of look like the snow miser

>>38172019
if you are 6' 2" then yeah it's literally your fault you can't get laid

>>38171723
You look cool mate, females don't like you because you are too intimidating, you are too superior.

>>38172027
I'm looking for qts with big noses, idk horse faced women are my fetish.
>>38172082
Gotta buy me a wig first, so it's not gay

>>38172130
It's not my fault. I've asked out girls but they rejected me, I've talked to girls in class or around campus and my apartment but they never like me. It's their fault for not seeing I'm a great guy. Their thinking is flawed. Females should not be allowed to choose mates, only males should. In this society females have all the choosing power and look were marriage and dating have gone.

Just stop caring about getting laid, it's useless, it has no use except for making babies. you know who are included in virgin 1%? Nikola Tesla and Newton, now look at the 99% it's full of beta useless degenerates and useless morons.

Jesus Christ op you're tall and look good why you gott throw it all away and be autistic

I don't believe youre a khhv

>>38171953
>>38172027
>>38172082
how is this guy considered attractive but not Aryan Chad?

>>38172185
>It's not my fault. I've asked out girls but they rejected me
yeah because you act like a retard

if i had your body i'd get laid easily

>>38171517

She just btfo you in the realest possible way nigga, please, try your best to deal with it.

First girl I had sex with, I told her I was a virgin and I was 27 at the time. We still fucked and kept fucking months after. Undeniably the best sex I ever had. Se ual chemistry between me and her was something I haven't found with other women since then. You'd be fooled to think that sex gets better the more you do it, but it's really about who you do it with.

She left to live oversea, though, said she "needed to find herself" or some other retarded woman shit. She was perfect for me in all aspects except the fact that she is eternally looking for some ultimate purpose somewhere else. The embodiement of the greener grass syndrome.

Of course she had to say "Oh but I'll be back eventually and when I'm back, I want us to try again". Fucking stupid expectation bullshit. I'm still in love with her, but I know it's never going to happen.

To me, a worst feeling than being alone or a virgin is to find love in the one girl that fits you like a goddamn shoe and have her constantly on the run, unable to settle anywhere. I dated a loooot of girls afterwards and not a single one fits me like she does. I used to reassure myself that there are tons of other girls out there that fits me the same, but now I've lost hope. She was the one and it had to turn out that she's fucking impossible to hold down.

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>>38171723
Elliot Rodger 2.0 hunting for his victims

>>38172130
What do you mean? Taller means more likely to be virgin. It's easier to get laid when you're below 6'. Facts don't agree with you. Don't forget most virgin robots are tall.

>>38172275
>Don't forget most virgin robots are tall.
t. source my ass.

>>38172191
There's only ever been one picture of this guy posted on /r9k/. It's more likely that it's just someone RPing with a picture he grabbed off somewhere. He's been raging this autistic shtick for weeks and months.

>>38171653

That, gentlemen, is your brain on frog memes.

Leave before the same happens to you!

>>38172199
Because he clearly has the genetic advantage over Aryan Chad.
Put on some glasses

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>>38171517
No one finds bitterness or angst attractive. Of course, you're never going to have the self awareness to understand this, so you're just going to continue spouting /r9k/ memes at the few women who are willing to swipe right on you.

She fucking wrecked you and you deserved every moment of it.

>>38172313
Aryan chad is arguably the most attractive person on /r9k/

>>38171612
MOAR PLEASE HOLY SHIT

i hate you ugly normies pretending to be robots, what makes a robot is a personality, not looks.

>>38172345
There's a new Chad in town, kiddo

>>38172263
Sorry to hear that, my dude. Same thing happened to me a few years ago.

My first girlfriend had me completely in love with her, had great chemistry, but like yours, was always looking for fulfillment somewhere else and gave me the same "I need to experience life" garbage. I haven't had a gf since but I've gone on a couple dates here and there, never had sex with anyone else though.

It's annoying, it's hurtful, and you know it's just bullshit because she doesn't feel the same about you that you feel about her but it helped me to realise that while it may be tough to find someone else, there will be eventually. I had rose tinted goggles every time I thought about her for awhile and completely blocked out her being a nagging bitch that hated her family, cut herself, and had an eating disorder.

Even if your girl didn't do that shit, I'm sure she had some crazy in her if she had to just up and leave you. You'll find someone else who fits you even better.

>>38171755
Fukken relax boddy

>>38171653
do you have the downs syndrome or some high impact sexual autism? why the fuck are you revealing your power level for? you really think shes gonna be like
>oh anon i love how you know your statistics please tell me about the fucking chads that get all the girls while im riding you anon
from one robot to another, consider suicude

>>38171823
you look like a serial killer in a 90s detective movie
and this is not a good thing if youre trying to look like chad
get rid of that sameface and stupid long sleeve and put on some normal clothes like a polo shirt or a band shirt with flannel

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>>38171723
>never drink or smoke weeds
>weeds

my sides

>>38172936
Sometimes I smoke cinnamon sticks

>>38171723
Jesus dude. You arent bad looking, but you look angry as fuck. Try looking more smug. Getting laid isnt that important. And if it really meant so much to you and you were as smart as you seem, you'd have done it by now, one way or another.

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>>38171723
You don't even look bad mate just do exercise lift and hygiene and don't use that bio fucking idiot

>>38172640
Thanks for posting this. I'm not the anon you replied to, but I'm going through a similar situation at the moment. It's giving me some much needed perspective. :)

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>>38171212
>he doesnt know

ABOUT THE FUCKING MUTE SYSTEM SUCK MY DICK YOU FUCKING CUNT NIGGER SITE WHO THE HELL THOUGHT THIS WA A GOOD IDEA

>>38171612
>doesnt have herpes
>looking for hookups on tinder

>>38171723
Dude.
Do you even know how to life?
DON'T ACT LIKE YOU'RE ON 4CHAN WHEN YOU'RE NOT ON 4CHAN.

>>38171723
so some chick actually swipe right after reading this profile?

she seems pretty cool anon, why do you sperg out

>>38171811
post moar if you get any hits

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>>38171823

So am I, my dude.

>>38173660
fuck off daniel

>>38173441
Wait... since when has 4chan been an act? I thought this is literally what everyone acts like in reality. It is why I belong here.

>>38171570
>Chad
>virgin self piting

Choose one from the above