hey anon *honk* we heard you wanted to *honk* us

get away from me you creepy whores

Such a dumb joke yet it put a big goofy smile on my face.
I think I need sleep.

>>39507869
Are you this goofy in bed? I hope so.

Clown fetish is top tier

>>39507869
mateusz wypierdalaj zwyrolu

Boner no, you are better then this. Not clowns, they are only a few steps away from irl furries and looners.

>tfw no clown gf
why live?

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>>39508012
Fuckin looners mane, NOT EVEN ONCE !

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>>39507999
Zjebie, co ty kurwa wyrabiasz?

>>39508052
WYPIERDALAJ Z MOJEGO BOARDU POWIEDZIALEM

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>>39507869
Hey bby, wanna come honk on a space station?

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>Tfw you will never have a girl clown with a big ass twerk for you and your friends on your 8th birthday party

Why even live.

>>39507869
7/10
would clown around with

>>39507885
Come on, Bucko. Don't you want a balloon?

>>39508074
this reminds me of a story
>spawn as mime
>clown called "mime" spawns too
>give him suspenders etc he gives me clown shoes
>immediately get the bartender with the pie canon he says "fucking original"
>we get the instruments and spam random notes and honks, keep climbing on his table and behind the bar steal his shotgun etc for like ten minutes, with a horrible cacophony of sounds
>security comes and they arrest the bartender cause they see him kill an assistant who joined us
>later on random become rev head and turn him into a rev

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>>39507869
Goddamn, what is it about girls dressed up as clowns that gets me so rock hard

I admit they are kind of cute. That's as far as I will go though. Silly and sexy don't really go together.

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>>39508067
chuj ci w dupe, kurwa

>>39508136
>Silly and sexy don't really go together.
Shit taste

>>39508127
lel, ss13 makes great stories. It's probably the one game I've kept myself from overplaying to the point of losing interest.
I play mime a lot, any good pranks/gimmicks? Half the time I can't come up with something before the station goes to shit and I get drafted into security to fight aliens and terrorists

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>>39508226
get botany access from HoP (super easy t get) se the clown's banana to get seeds (high stats) and make a ton of bananas

toss bananas all over a section of the hallway while screaming on coms about the "slipocalypse"

start a tabloid on the news systems where you insinuate crewmembers are dating each other or the capt is fucking lizards

theres more but those are things I remember doing that was funny

Lets just say I wouldn't mind hitting you with my cream pie if you know what I mean.

The only time when cringy sex puns are appropriate, when hitting on clowns.

>>39507869
I heard you like to... clown around. :^)

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>>39508751
That reminds of this post, which I don't think I've ever had a reason to post before.

>>39509317
Thanks anon, I needed that laugh
unoregano

>>39508195
>kurwa
I see, you are polish?

>>39509317
>>39509463
Have another laugh
https://m.soundcloud.com/stephanosrex/honk-honk-butt

>>39510282
Is that something you can actually do in SS13? If so, holy fuck that game is amazing.

>>39507999
>>39508012
What the dickens is a looner?

>>39510881
Yeah pretty much. Not all servers are running the same code though. I can only speak to my experiences playing on the /vg/ server. I don't believe the /vg/ server has the cluwne wizard spell (unsure if they ever did) and iirc literal shit as an item was removed from the /vg/ server before I started playing because reasons. I don't believe /vg/ station allows you to get butts anymore due to more reasons, but if you can into scripting I'm sure you can rig the telecomms server to simulate the effects of a buttbot.

SS13 is a magical game where you're given a set of tools and presented with a threat to the station (Wizards, Vampires, Traitors, etc) and the way you respond to that threat is only limited to your creativity and server rules.

I encourage you to look into it, although just be aware that not every round is going to be amazing.

>>39507869
I wanna honk those honkin' honkers

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>>39507869
Stop clowning around and get a real fetish.