1st time drunk experiences

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>>39507524
Oh fuck this brings back horrid memories

>be me, 16 and still in denial about being a permanent virgin
>trying to hook up with an 8/10 because I was ballsy as fuck
>let's call her jess
>been forcing conversations with her and it was actually going alright
>have mutual friends and everyone is planning to hang out at my best friends house and get drunk
>Find out jess is going
>wasn't really interested at first since I've never drank, but the prospect of getting pussy made it worth it
>so I was expecting like seven to ten people
>about fifty fucking people
>know like ten
>I come early to help set up and lose my friends to the crowd
>basically sitting by the back drinking some cheap ass beer to look cool
>waiting for jess to show up so I can finally have a taste of being a chad
>waiting longer and drink more
>five beers deep by the time she shows up
>I'm a pussy and I'm pretty drunk off this
>literally slap myself in the face thinking it will make me more foucused
>it works to an extent
>take a mental note of that
>this is it, now all I need to do is talk to this bitch
>start talking
>holy fucking shit I'm actually being funny
>like actually doing a good job
>start slurring my words again
>without really thinking I slap myself again
>don't even notice how uncomfortable that made her
>ask her if she wants a drink
>comes out like "DOo you'd want a drinks?"
>fuck need another slap
>go get her a beer and another for myself
>at this point I was past the point of no-return
>like there were no amount of pizza, cigs or aspirin that would calm my drunken haze
>but there were slaps
>slap myself four times in a row
>she is now getting so uncomfortable my drunken self can notice it
>though I'm retarded and think it was something I said
>she tells me she needs to go to the bathroom
>I tell her "yeah me too"
>in my drunken eyes I think I still have a chance
>she says something to keep me from going to the bathroom before her
1/2

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>>39507524
When I first got drunk it was it was a bad time

>2010
>Be 18 senior in high school
>Be typical robot
>Midway through school year sister of person I know begins fake flirting with me, hugging me and calling me her 'future husband'
>She asks for me number
>We talk a lot
>I give her rides to school
>I buy her cigarettes, even though she was 16
>Not understand that she was doing this ironically because the whole awkard/nerdy michael cera culture was popular at the time
>Eventually find out she has a bf
>Bf is like 23 while she's 16 at the time
>Decide I've had enough
>Have a neckbeard friend who was in his mid-20s at the time
>Decide to have him buy me some hard liquor
>Me, another friend, and neckbeard's gf at the time go over to his gf's place to get drunk
>Place some bear pong, I chug some vodka
>Stop playing and drink a bit on my own
>After a while break down crying because I was sick of life at that point
>Between losing my older brother in August of that year, my dog dying, and realizing that I was being used by someone was too much
>Before this I tried weed for the first time after getting drunk
>Freak out a bit
>They eventually take me home
> I was so fucked up I couldn't walk up my driveway, I passed out as soon as I got out of their car
>Neckbeard friend helps me up the driveway and into my bed
>Wake up super hung over
>Pissed all over my bed
>Go to work hungover.

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>college freshman
>roommate knows people who can get him alcohol but I am friendless loser
>get yeast, sugar, and grape juice from the grocery store and try to make wine out of mixing all 3 in the juice jugs
>stinks up the room for 3 weeks before it's clear and ready, room temperature, tastes like shit
>spend weekends drinking that filth and watching shitty anime I couldn't tolerate sober, while roommate was out having a life

>>39508069
2/2
>decide I'm not drunk enough so have another beer
>it's been like twenty minutes and she is still going to the bathroom
>decide that I got cucked by some chad thundercock
>in reality it's been five minutes
>find my friend and start literally sobbing my story to him
>there are people around
>try to stop crying and can't stop
>slap myself
>like ten people saw me freaking out
>my friend tells me I need to sleep it off or something
>says I can use his room
>decided to cut my losses and go upstairs to his room
>I literally made a list of things I should never do again ever
>call it "the rules of new anon"
>I seriously can't comprehend how I thought I had any chance in any social situations
>sit there in his room trying to sleep
>two people walk into my room obviously trying to fuck
> one of them is jess
>flip the fuck out
>yell that she is a cunt and calls the random chad a faggot in training
>they leave quick
>literally as soon as the door closes I puke
>all over my friends carpeted floor
>start sobbing
>dry heaving and sobbing until I fall asleep
>I get woken up by my friend
>he is pissed
>screams at me for being an asshole and not cleaning up the puke
>he says he's going to kick my ass if I don't clean it up
>my head is throbbing
>clean up the day old puke to the best of my ability
>he's still pissed, but had calmed down
>we start talking about the night before
>tells me that jess left as soon as she "went to the bathroom"
>the two people who entered the room was my friend and his girlfriend
>just realized I called my friend a "faggot in training"
>starts telling me more things I did
>learn that while the slapping made myself more clear it made me look like a retard
>word gets around about my exploits
>bullied heavily for the rest of high school
>haven't been drunk around people since then
>will never do it again

>>39508069
>>39508333
Jesus christ that is giving me some second hand suicidal despair level cringe.

>14th birthday
>brother gives me a 6 pack
>walk down street backwards pissing with pal
gud times