it's so fucking hot outside and my boyhole is ovulating

>boihole is ovulating.
Is that fag speak for diarrhea?
Or.....

>>39510222
I think it's what fags call it when their anuses start producing mucus and leaking out

>>39510195
That's hot desu
How old are you?

>>39510222
It means they're farting aids cum

>>39511511
>It means they're farting aids cum
this

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>>39510222
I like to think it's where a cute, twinky, little femboy takes so much strong cock inside of his tight little asshole that he begins to crave it. His body realizes that he is to be used by stronger men, so his asshole starts gasping like a fish out of water and produces a slimy juice, preparing itself for another alpha's big dick to slide in and poke at his cute little prostate. Fuck, I'm hard just thinking about it.

>>39512067
op here and honestly this
I just feel so empty
especially with all this heat it's just driving me CRAZY

>>39512067
>tfw no self lubricating asshole.
That would just be handy in sex and poopin'.

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Gotta admit you faggots make me laugh sometimes

>>39512067
i normally dont give a shit but this post made me want to gas all of your kind

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the worst part is when you are trying to sleep and your butt just starts gaping because it needs a dicc in it
I've never even had sex before so I have no idea why my butt does this

Just started using a dildo and the water based lube is NOT doing it for me but apparently you can't use silicone lube with silicone toys? So what the fuck do you do?

>>39512161
My advice is, put on a pair of girly short shorts with no underwear and a tight shirt that exposes your midriff and go to the nearest bar and wait for a big alpha to scoop you up and ruin your little boihole in the dirty men's bathroom.

>>39510273
why would his butt be producing mucus? i don't understand.

>>39510195
DELTE THIS!!!!1
EBENA IS NOT FOR GAYS!

>Wipe my butt after pooping
>Bright blood on paper
>Still going to fuck my ass with a dildo later tonight
SOMEBODY STOP ME

>>39510195
>>39512161
>>39512377
I would like to help you with this.

>>39513497
>this level of vanilla
You can look it up if you don't believe but the intestines secrete mucous like your mouth does, and the more irritated and empty of shit (from enemas because we're talking about faggots) the more mucous you'd see. When irritated it produces more in a similar way as to if you were to have an irritated runny nose. It almost can become self lubricating. Beyond that, if you've been stretched in such a way that you are possibly incontinent, then it would leek easy for not being solid if you see.

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>>39512067
can your butte really start producing a liquid like this after exposure to anal sex stimulation?

>>39514670
Honestly, yes, your bowels always have mucus lining them and the key to anal sex is learning to relax your anus, and your muscles kind of learn into it, kind of like a bodybuilders heart beats faster before doing his set so the blood pumps all over his body, or how thinking about really spicy food can make people produce a lot of saliva as the body prepares for the possibility to spicy stuff being inserted into the mouth, or any other kind of food

Source: My body got to this point and not even gay, and now I have to avoid thinking of butt stuff or my body starts to relax and mucus up for activities. It's rather useful if you have a bit of constipation going and need some help to empty yourself

How the fuck do we get these fag/tranny/cuck posters banned?

How much would I have to fuck myself to become incontinent with a dildo the size of an average penis? I'm scared.

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>>39510195
Leviticus 20:13: If a man sleeps with a man as with a woman, they have both committed a detestable thing. They must be put to death; their blood is on their own hands.

Judgement is coming soon. Quit having sex with men, quit having sex period if you are a homosexual. It's a sin to have sex with men, not to be attracted to them.

Faggots are going to get their heads beaten in with hammers by public mobs. It's going to be nice.

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This thread makes me wanna shove something up my butt but I just did it a couple hours ago so i'll wait a bit longer

>>39510222
When you crave buttstuff, your prostate will swell up sometimes

>>39515683
lol who cares

oreginal

>>39515683
Jesus never existed. End your life christfag, you've killed infinitely more europeans than shitskins.