>"Hey anon, take off your shirt and let's go for

>>39509872
Cause im not gay u fucking man

>>39509872
because all of my blood is inside my cock and i don't have enough power to swim, you need te relieve me of this condition before we proceed, sweet mermaid

>>39509872
Hey, it's Rachel Cook! She's done nude modeling before

>>39509905
Links?
I'd absolutely fucking destroy her

>>39509872
>tfw ywn impregnate a 10/10 model goddess and pollute her womb with your subhuman genes

>>39509872
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hummm, did you just pretend you were me and answered the question like you were in my skin? because if you did...

>>39509917
https://www.google.com/search?q=rachel+cook+nude&source=lnms&tbm=isch

>>39509872
>hh-heh no thanks
But OP unlike you I've got an acceptable body which is somewhat attractive.

>>39510034
Legend

Orig

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>>39509872

because god says its the absolute sin to unite with animals like you.

>"why not?!"
I can't swim, bitch

cause I'm sick as fuck in bed literally dying

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BECAUSE UHHHH REASONS

>>39509872
Because I'm a fat fuck.

>tfw in Florida rn and realizing that my appearance literally doesn't matter since no one here will see me again.

I feel a lot less self-conscious down here.

https://youtu.be/oBG4gI2vSbI

Away ye foul nymph! Art thou some wicked Siren come to tempt me to my death? I shall not fall for thy tricks, Undine! Thou seeketh to drown me!

Because I don't know how to swim damn you.