>My vagina when he says he is NEET, sleeps 12 hours a day,

>>38328717
>my vagina
get the fuck out

Well..I work at a bar, sleep 4-6 hours a day, play lots of guitar, make lots of music

Do you still want it?

>going to school
>sleep 7-8 hours
>barely play video games
>got me there
>what are you, my mom?

>>38328805
Umm, no sweetie

>>38328835
want what???

>>38328839
I can make you call me mommy

>mens should be the working, ambitious and caretaker
>women should only choose and judge

lol, i have shit ton of money and people working for me, I aint giving my time to a bedbug, 10/10 rich girls only

>>38328922

MY DICK

originalasfuckbruh

>>38328717
>implying any of those things are related to sexual arousal

>>38328717
Literally me.
Your bait makes me feel good, keep it up.

>>38329001

>9001
>literally me
>literally r9k

woah that's some deep stuff right there

vaginas are fucking disgusting, i don't understand how normies can have sex

>>38329344

>vaginas are fucking disgusting

mind if I borrow yours?

>>38328717
>my vagina
stopped reading right there

>>38328717
What do YOU bring to the tabIe?

>>38329391
I'm male (male) you twat

>>38328717
>My dick when she says she is a manic pixie, spends all day window shopping clothes, watches kdramas all day, has absolutely 0 morals

>>38329515

well, maybe you can introduce me to one of your girl friends anon, these are desperate times

>>38328717
What does it mean if you're a girl and this is legitimately how you feel

>>38328717
I only sleep about 10 hours a day actchually

>>38329605

It means you should get the fuck out of my board

originallllllllllllllllsdfa

>>38329605
It means you're a suggar mommy gf. you're like an unircorn, and most guys don't believe you exist. but you can find stories about """robots""" that have girlfriends that take care of them.

>>38329605
It means you, like all women, like getting attention

>>38328922

Please make you call me mommy

>>38329602
i rejected them all because they were not romantically and sensually attractive enough
and them trying to give me any signals is just gross and pathetic
despite that i still want a gf.

>>38329605
That you should spend those 12h a day with me.

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>>38329605
It means you will get (you)s and people begging you to be their gf
Be my gf please.

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>>38328717
This holy post gave me the keks

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>>38328922
are you thicc enough to be my mummy ?

>>38328717

We know

original