I was too lazy to take off my shirt so I tried ripping it off.

when you finally kill yourself?

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>>38328997
Likely won't, something else will get me, I'm just living out my epilogue in peace.

I was trying to slowly drink myself to death for a while but I've stopped. Hard to tell if that was working anyway.

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If you don't answer this I will die in my sleep:

making jello with kool-aid and gelatine; an aptitude for reverse engineering or a symptom of the military industrial complex?

>>38329746
an aptitude for reverse engineering

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Which story is sadder?

Baby shoes for sale: never worn

OR

Worn baby for sale: no shoes

>>38329746
>>38329757
what he stated

>>38329780
I think they are of exactly equal sadness.

Have you ever gotten really horny and tried to make a vagina out of household materials but then you gave up?

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FUCK someone told me that if you put dubs in all the options field I'll get dubs but turns out he was a lying piece of shit just like my father

>>38329851
no
>>38329876
tes123

>>38328694
is there a big hole in your shirt?

>>38330965
yes there is a big hole in my shirt

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How big is the hole in your shirt? And you should make a hole in your pants too so you can jerk off

is your shirt really worn out? how big is it?

>>38331526
i can fit my hand in it

making a pant hole would likely be too effortsome

>>38331597
it was a new shirt I got from the prostitute next door because her boyfriend strangled her and buggered off and I was the same size as him so she gave me his clothes but he was a pretty boy so it explained why a lesbian was dating him but these sort of garments are not my style so I have no problem destroying them for use in dishwashing and litter boxes.

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>>38331685
>litterboxes
do you own cats? how many and how old are they?

>>38331796
I own a cat, it is four. It doesn't like anyone but me.

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>>38331840
What breed is it? What are the color of its eyes and fur? Is it a girl or boy?

>>38331872
Before this goes any further. Is this a sexual thing?

>>38331872
it's uh, I have no idea what kind of breed it is. It's just cat. it's got blue eyes and black and white fur and it's a girl

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>>38331899
No. I take care of cats, too. I'm just curious about yours.

>>38331923
Is its fur long or short?

>>38331957
short furred kitty

>>38328694
Is there even a meaning to your life?

>>38332008
Yes, I have a quest.

should i get up and make myself some coffee?

Do you think they should sell rippable shirts on the cheap? Chads could use them for one night stands and others for your average degeneracy

>>38332069
nah make tea

>>38332087
fuck off i want coffee bitch. I NEED CAFFEINE WHY AM I ALWAYS TIRED REEEEEEEEEEE

>>38332118
it's because you rely on coffee and have exhausted your natural ability for wakefulness for a dim shadow of true rejuvenation given to you naturally by god.

>>38332080
yeah sure as long as I don't have to manage it

>>38331685
are you close friends with the hooker next door?

>>38332165
no, not at all. not my type terribly and I don't have much interest in a juvenile prostitute bisexual communist dropout

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>>38332147
im gonna have 8 redbulls just to spite you

What other tabs do you have open? Link to specific threads if you have other 4chan tabs open

i want breast

>>38332260

enh crossboard linking is so annoying. i am in the anti britfeel thread herer:

>>38330564

>>38332323
what about non 4chan tabs


dont be shy

>>38332352
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMeJKB_sBbM

http://www.courts.ns.ca/Bar_Information/bar_docs/audio_request_form_interactive_15-05-19.pdf

https://www.google.ca/search?q=Rei+Ayanami+quotes&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwitj8bAhoTVAhUX8WMKHUk_BYoQsAQIIw&biw=1360&bih=662#imgrc=GJZnOGARH68BEM:

>>38332432
>REQUEST FOR COPIES OF AUDIO RECORDING OF COURT PROCEEDINGS

what are you up to anon

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>>38328694
What's your opinion on the current "bug" going on with Broken Wings, do you think that Riven should be able to doublecast without sacrificing her defensive capabilities or is it fair because you lose a potential auto and/or a passive stack in case you ware going for a fast combo, should it be removed like the emote cancels? Why/Why not

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>>38329780
Worn baby the never worn shoes baby died probably without feeling pain lucky them actually

>>38328694
what did you have for lunch lad

>>38333712
a bag of dicks

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>>38332238
don't forget the coffee to go with it